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emm kay wrote:

General John Ripper wrote:

sending 100mill

*grabby hands* me too, General John Ripper?
To sway your mind, I'll tell a suggestive joke.
A train hits a bus full of girls from a catholic school.
They get to the gate where Saint John Ripper is
judging them. The first girl, Tiffany, gets to the gate.
Saint john ripper says "Tiffinay, have you ever had contact
with male genetelia?" Tiffinay has a 'i shouldn't be lauging at this'
type of look. She responds with "well, once on the tip of my finger"
Saint John Ripper says "dip your finger in holy water,
and you can go to heaven". Saint John Ripper asked the next
girl the same question. She replies " well once i grabbed one."
Saint John Ripper says "dip you hand in the water, and you can go to
heaven". Suddenly there is a commotion in the line of girls. One girl
pushes her way to the front. "What seems to be the problem, Reeva?"
asks Saint John Ripper. Reeva replies "If i'm going to gargle this water,
I'm doing it before katy sticks her *** in it"

edit: CCP, your filter didn't catch @$$, so i am going to filter it for ya.

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TranquilBiscuit ofVaLoR The Kaos Legion 382	Posted - 2013.11.04 21:08:00 - [1] - Quote sadly i am a very poor merc, and nova knifing doesn't pay the bills would you kind souls be willing to spare a poor merc some isk to keep his lights on? my mother and father died to the AR, and my boss isn't happy because i'm not pulling in enough profit. i just got my eviction notice and if i dont sht out 25 million isk, then its off with my head. save me! give me isk! but no dont take this seriously. i am poor and i would love donations, but i'm not a begger and i dont want to be known as such. just a friendly jocular post to lighten everybody's day How exactly does a Biscuit gain Valor?*
Sky Kage The Phoenix Federation The Ascendancy 21	Posted - 2013.11.04 21:11:00 - [2] - Quote I'll send you 5 iskies. Happiness is as a butterfly. when pursed it's always just beyond your grasp. but should you relax, It may alight you
TranquilBiscuit ofVaLoR The Kaos Legion 382	Posted - 2013.11.04 21:45:00 - [3] - Quote Sky Kage wrote: I'll send you 5 iskies. umm...thanks? How exactly does a Biscuit gain Valor?
Cyrius Li-Moody The New Age Outlaws WINMATAR. 1608	Posted - 2013.11.04 21:46:00 - [4] - Quote Yeah knifing in anything but a STD suit isn't good the wallet. Check out & sub my youtube. Yay!
General John Ripper Rippers Taco Shack 38451	Posted - 2013.11.04 22:02:00 - [5] - Quote TranquilBiscuit ofVaLoR wrote: sadly i am a very poor merc, and nova knifing doesn't pay the bills would you kind souls be willing to spare a poor merc some isk to keep his lights on? my mother and father died to the AR, and my boss isn't happy because i'm not pulling in enough profit. i just got my eviction notice and if i dont sh*t out 25 million isk, then its off with my head. save me! give me isk! but no dont take this seriously. i am poor and i would love donations, but i'm not a begger and i dont want to be known as such. just a friendly jocular post to lighten everybody's day sending 100mill Dust 514's #17 Forum Warrior Founder of the Forum Warrior Club King of Tacos
General Erick Onslaught Inc RISE of LEGION 170	Posted - 2013.11.04 22:25:00 - [6] - Quote Here's negative two ISKlets. Now begone! Fatbros for life! Stand against the oppression that is AR, and fight! Just my two ISKlets.
TranquilBiscuit ofVaLoR The Kaos Legion 383	Posted - 2013.11.04 22:52:00 - [7] - Quote General John Ripper wrote: TranquilBiscuit ofVaLoR wrote: sadly i am a very poor merc, and nova knifing doesn't pay the bills would you kind souls be willing to spare a poor merc some isk to keep his lights on? my mother and father died to the AR, and my boss isn't happy because i'm not pulling in enough profit. i just got my eviction notice and if i dont sht out 25 million isk, then its off with my head. save me! give me isk! but no dont take this seriously. i am poor and i would love donations, but i'm not a begger and i dont want to be known as such. just a friendly jocular post to lighten everybody's day sending 100mill spits out coffee are you serious? if so then thanks! if not then thanks for nothing XD How exactly does a Biscuit gain Valor?
Arkena Wyrnspire Turalyon 514 Turalyon Alliance 4595	Posted - 2013.11.04 22:54:00 - [8] - Quote TranquilBiscuit ofVaLoR wrote: General John Ripper wrote: TranquilBiscuit ofVaLoR wrote: sadly i am a very poor merc, and nova knifing doesn't pay the bills would you kind souls be willing to spare a poor merc some isk to keep his lights on? my mother and father died to the AR, and my boss isn't happy because i'm not pulling in enough profit. i just got my eviction notice and if i dont sht out 25 million isk, then its off with my head. save me! give me isk! but no dont take this seriously. i am poor and i would love donations, but i'm not a begger and i dont want to be known as such. just a friendly jocular post to lighten everybody's day sending 100mill spits out coffee are you serious? if so then thanks! if not then thanks for nothing XD The glorious forum warrior emperor allegedly just stole 25 bil, so it's probably peanuts to him. Level 4 Forum Warrior Lenin of the glorious armoured revolution
TranquilBiscuit ofVaLoR The Kaos Legion 386	Posted - 2013.11.04 23:05:00 - [9] - Quote Arkena Wyrnspire wrote: TranquilBiscuit ofVaLoR wrote: General John Ripper wrote: TranquilBiscuit ofVaLoR wrote: sadly i am a very poor merc, and nova knifing doesn't pay the bills would you kind souls be willing to spare a poor merc some isk to keep his lights on? my mother and father died to the AR, and my boss isn't happy because i'm not pulling in enough profit. i just got my eviction notice and if i dont sht out 25 million isk, then its off with my head. save me! give me isk! but no dont take this seriously. i am poor and i would love donations, but i'm not a begger and i dont want to be known as such. just a friendly jocular post to lighten everybody's day sending 100mill spits out coffee are you serious? if so then thanks! if not then thanks for nothing XD The glorious forum warrior emperor allegedly just stole 25 bil, so it's probably peanuts to him. i see. didnt he have a post about how he was getting banned, or was that only a joke? How exactly does a Biscuit gain Valor?
Fire of Prometheus DUST University Ivy League 1415	Posted - 2013.11.04 23:09:00 - [10] - Quote Spread some of the love guys, I have literally 9.3 mil isk....after some rowdy FGers on oceana wouldn't be nice and let me fly. Seriously though, I am really poor and those damn forge guns aren't helping it. _(* *)> 194th <( . )> <--it's a penguin ~'''~'''~

Arkena Wyrnspire Turalyon 514 Turalyon Alliance 4599	Posted - 2013.11.04 23:10:00 - [11] - Quote TranquilBiscuit ofVaLoR wrote: Arkena Wyrnspire wrote: The glorious forum warrior emperor allegedly just stole 25 bil, so it's probably peanuts to him. i see. didnt he have a post about how he was getting banned, or was that only a joke? He's worried that his likes will disappear because CCP raRaRa tweeted about disliking people using like scripts and his powerful dislike button. Level 4 Forum Warrior Lenin of the glorious armoured revolution
TranquilBiscuit ofVaLoR The Kaos Legion 387	Posted - 2013.11.04 23:19:00 - [12] - Quote Arkena Wyrnspire wrote: TranquilBiscuit ofVaLoR wrote: Arkena Wyrnspire wrote: The glorious forum warrior emperor allegedly just stole 25 bil, so it's probably peanuts to him. i see. didnt he have a post about how he was getting banned, or was that only a joke? He's worried that his likes will disappear because CCP raRaRa tweeted about disliking people using like scripts and his powerful dislike button. oh. i get it. thanks for explaining that. How exactly does a Biscuit gain Valor?
emm kay Ultramarine Corp 23	Posted - 2013.11.04 23:47:00 - [13] - Quote General John Ripper wrote: sending 100mill grabby hands me too, General John Ripper? To sway your mind, I'll tell a suggestive joke. A train hits a bus full of girls from a catholic school. They get to the gate where Saint John Ripper is judging them. The first girl, Tiffany, gets to the gate. Saint john ripper says "Tiffinay, have you ever had contact with male genetelia?" Tiffinay has a 'i shouldn't be lauging at this' type of look. She responds with "well, once on the tip of my finger" Saint John Ripper says "dip your finger in holy water, and you can go to heaven". Saint John Ripper asked the next girl the same question. She replies " well once i grabbed one." Saint John Ripper says "dip you hand in the water, and you can go to heaven". Suddenly there is a commotion in the line of girls. One girl pushes her way to the front. "What seems to be the problem, Reeva?" asks Saint John Ripper. Reeva replies "If i'm going to gargle this water, I'm doing it before katy sticks her ass in it"
Vulpes Dolosus SVER True Blood Public Disorder. 177	Posted - 2013.11.05 00:02:00 - [14] - Quote Lol at being poor due to knifing. Fly a 750,000-1,000,000 isk glass coffin every match then we can talk. Dropship Specialist: AKA Clinically Insane
Vyzion Eyri The Southern Legion The Umbra Combine 1775	Posted - 2013.11.05 00:03:00 - [15] - Quote emm kay wrote: General John Ripper wrote: sending 100mill grabby hands me too, General John Ripper? To sway your mind, I'll tell a suggestive joke. A train hits a bus full of girls from a catholic school. They get to the gate where Saint John Ripper is judging them. The first girl, Tiffany, gets to the gate. Saint john ripper says "Tiffinay, have you ever had contact with male genetelia?" Tiffinay has a 'i shouldn't be lauging at this' type of look. She responds with "well, once on the tip of my finger" Saint John Ripper says "dip your finger in holy water, and you can go to heaven". Saint John Ripper asked the next girl the same question. She replies " well once i grabbed one." Saint John Ripper says "dip you hand in the water, and you can go to heaven". Suddenly there is a commotion in the line of girls. One girl pushes her way to the front. "What seems to be the problem, Reeva?" asks Saint John Ripper. Reeva replies "If i'm going to gargle this water, I'm doing it before katy sticks her *** in it" edit: CCP, your filter didn't catch @$$, so i am going to filter it for ya. emm.... kay? > "I will show you fear in a handful of dust." T.S. Eliot, The Wasteland
Fire of Prometheus DUST University Ivy League 1418	Posted - 2013.11.05 00:04:00 - [16] - Quote Vulpes Dolosus wrote: Lol at being poor due to knifing. Fly a 750,000-1,000,000 isk glass coffin every match then we can talk. Agreed.....except mine is 1.7 mil and I only fly MLT if I'm going to a sniping post or kamikaze-ing _(* *)> 194th <( . )> <--it's a penguin ~'''~'''~
Cody Sietz Bullet Cluster Legacy Rising 1353	Posted - 2013.11.05 00:05:00 - [17] - Quote I told you to msg me for isk.
Fire of Prometheus DUST University Ivy League 1418	Posted - 2013.11.05 00:07:00 - [18] - Quote Cody Sietz wrote: I told you to msg me for isk. Who me? I got so e word mail from a player but I forget their name and it was in Spanish or something _(* *)> 194th <( . )> <--it's a penguin ~'''~'''~
True Adamance PIE Inc. Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris 3906	Posted - 2013.11.05 00:08:00 - [19] - Quote TranquilBiscuit ofVaLoR wrote: sadly i am a very poor merc, and nova knifing doesn't pay the bills would you kind souls be willing to spare a poor merc some isk to keep his lights on? my mother and father died to the AR, and my boss isn't happy because i'm not pulling in enough profit. i just got my eviction notice and if i dont sh*t out 25 million isk, then its off with my head. save me! give me isk! but no dont take this seriously. i am poor and i would love donations, but i'm not a begger and i dont want to be known as such. just a friendly jocular post to lighten everybody's day Give me some biscuits then we cant talk about giving you isk "All things were created by the Divine, and so the glory of our faith is inherent to us all"
Vulpes Dolosus SVER True Blood Public Disorder. 177	Posted - 2013.11.05 00:08:00 - [20] - Quote Fire of Prometheus wrote: Vulpes Dolosus wrote: Lol at being poor due to knifing. Fly a 750,000-1,000,000 isk glass coffin every match then we can talk. Agreed.....except mine is 1.7 mil and I only fly MLT if I'm going to a sniping post or kamikaze-ing I assume you're using an assault ds, so I'll ask, why bother having turrets better than STD on your sides? And even on a STD or Logi ds, 2 proto turrets aren't really worth the cost over ADV (you're virtually paying for another ds by that point). Dropship Specialist: AKA Clinically Insane

NotAnotherClone Sanmatar Kelkoons Minmatar Republic 1	Posted - 2013.11.05 00:11:00 - [21] - Quote You know what else doesnt give ISK? DropShips So im asking those good souls out there to give me some of their ISK :D
Fire of Prometheus DUST University Ivy League 1419	Posted - 2013.11.05 00:13:00 - [22] - Quote Vulpes Dolosus wrote: Fire of Prometheus wrote: Vulpes Dolosus wrote: Lol at being poor due to knifing. Fly a 750,000-1,000,000 isk glass coffin every match then we can talk. Agreed.....except mine is 1.7 mil and I only fly MLT if I'm going to a sniping post or kamikaze-ing I assume you're using an assault ds, so I'll ask, why bother having turrets better than STD on your sides? And even on a STD or Logi ds, 2 proto turrets aren't really worth the cost over ADV (you're virtually paying for another ds by that point). Yup incubus, and usually I bring it out for squad mates but my solo incubus were all wrecked and I was angry so pulled out the proto mongo incubus and still got wrecked....but I can say I have dodged 3 different forge gunners in one move _(* *)> 194th <( . )> <--it's a penguin ~'''~'''~
Nocturnal Soul Immortal Retribution 993	Posted - 2013.11.05 00:15:00 - [23] - Quote O.o Yoo could you send 100mil my way I'm getting proto on Wednesday and I would like to bring endless terror to New Eden. "The trick to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources..." Albert Einstein
TranquilBiscuit ofVaLoR The Kaos Legion 387	Posted - 2013.11.05 00:32:00 - [24] - Quote Vulpes Dolosus wrote: Lol at being poor due to knifing. Fly a 750,000-1,000,000 isk glass coffin every match then we can talk. oh i have a 1,000,000 isk incubus. i CHOOSE not to fly it because i no longer want to. and when every 400 ehp suit costs me about 150k and i get killed by being looked at, ther's no wonder why i'm poor. How exactly does a Biscuit gain Valor?
Fire of Prometheus DUST University Ivy League 1419	Posted - 2013.11.05 00:34:00 - [25] - Quote TranquilBiscuit ofVaLoR wrote: Vulpes Dolosus wrote: Lol at being poor due to knifing. Fly a 750,000-1,000,000 isk glass coffin every match then we can talk. oh i have a 1,000,000 isk incubus. i CHOOSE not to fly it because i no longer want to. and when every 400 ehp suit costs me about 150k and i get killed by being looked at, ther's no wonder why i'm poor. Well you killed me when I wasn't looking so my hats off to you in the scout suit _(* *)> 194th <( . )> <--it's a penguin ~'''~'''~
TranquilBiscuit ofVaLoR The Kaos Legion 387	Posted - 2013.11.05 00:36:00 - [26] - Quote guys dont flip out. i logged on to see if he even sent it, and he didn't. not sure if he'll send it later or what. its always too good to be true. guess i got my hopes up for nothing... How exactly does a Biscuit gain Valor?
TranquilBiscuit ofVaLoR The Kaos Legion 390	Posted - 2013.11.05 00:40:00 - [27] - Quote Fire of Prometheus wrote: TranquilBiscuit ofVaLoR wrote: Vulpes Dolosus wrote: Lol at being poor due to knifing. Fly a 750,000-1,000,000 isk glass coffin every match then we can talk. oh i have a 1,000,000 isk incubus. i CHOOSE not to fly it because i no longer want to. and when every 400 ehp suit costs me about 150k and i get killed by being looked at, ther's no wonder why i'm poor. Well you killed me when I wasn't looking so my hats off to you in the scout suit thanks. feels nice to hear that. How exactly does a Biscuit gain Valor?
Fire of Prometheus DUST University Ivy League 1422	Posted - 2013.11.05 00:40:00 - [28] - Quote TranquilBiscuit ofVaLoR wrote: guys dont flip out. i logged on to see if he even sent it, and he didn't. not sure if he'll send it later or what. its always too good to be true. guess i got my hopes up for nothing... It's ok, I've kind of lost some faith in the community after one of my students decided it would be funny to jack my 1.7mil incubus cause I was lagging so he jumped in and got blown up 15 seconds later.....I have nightmares of it just endlessly falling in the Air and I am helpless to get it.....that was a sad day indeed _(* *)> 194th <( . )> <--it's a penguin ~'''~'''~
TranquilBiscuit ofVaLoR The Kaos Legion 390	Posted - 2013.11.05 00:44:00 - [29] - Quote Fire of Prometheus wrote: TranquilBiscuit ofVaLoR wrote: guys dont flip out. i logged on to see if he even sent it, and he didn't. not sure if he'll send it later or what. its always too good to be true. guess i got my hopes up for nothing... It's ok, I've kind of lost some faith in the community after one of my students decided it would be funny to jack my 1.7mil incubus cause I was lagging so he jumped in and got blown up 15 seconds later.....I have nightmares of it just endlessly falling in the Air and I am helpless to get it.....that was a sad day indeed lol yeah. i've had 75 mil jacked from a previous corp member, so i learned not to trust anyone, but the the thought of actually getting 100 mil was enough to at least put some hope into it. i assume Ripper is quite rich, so i thought it was legit. lost alot of respect for you Ripper... How exactly does a Biscuit gain Valor?
Fire of Prometheus DUST University Ivy League 1422	Posted - 2013.11.05 00:44:00 - [30] - Quote TranquilBiscuit ofVaLoR wrote: Fire of Prometheus wrote: Well you killed me when I wasn't looking so my hats off to you in the scout suit thanks. feels nice to hear that. Hey no worries :) I tried a MLT scout with shotty, knives and REs......most fun I ever had even though I only got like 3 kills every match and about 10 deaths _(* *)> 194th <( . )> <--it's a penguin ~'''~'''~



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