Well, I'm bored let's do this. *clears throat*
WELCOME!!! Ladies and gentlemen to the first and possibly last look back at the top 5 couples in Dust. I've thought long and hard about these, and trust me, every couple that appears on this list, deserved it through forum wars, and in game wars.
Couple#1: Knight Soiaire and DARK LEGION.
Call me a hopeless romantic, but has anyone noticed how Knight stalks there every post? It's like a mix of creepy ex-boyfriend and that guy who bullies the girl he likes to get her attention. This freaky relationship when Knights corp left their alliance, but he can't get over them. Possibly because Ares 514 left him a picture of them looking at a romantic starlit sky.
Couple#2: General John Ripper and XXwarlord97XX.
Their relationship is easily one of the oldest, possibly the oldest, in Dust. Their war torn likes on the forum are proof that they are the wisest and one of the oldest. They have proven that even though they are on opposing sides of a battle, any freaky heavy/logi relationship can survive. In fact, it only served to strengthen them in the long run.
Couple#3: Sota Pop and Djinn Marauder.
Another couple on opposing sides, their bond was forged in the hot fires of anime and that weird part of youtube that I pray I don't ever visit again. Nonetheless, even though their love gets a little naughty, they are ever strong because of it. These two bond grows ever stronger with every weird youtube video and anime series created, which means, god help me, it'll get stronger than ever. Yet their relationship is in danger, with every time Sota gets banned, Marauder gets more lonely, and sadly, Sota is a pro at getting banned.
Couple#4 ChicagoCubs4ever and Nikia Bethune.
I said it before, I'll say it again. They may both deny it, but there is definitely something there, an untapped romance. Could it be from Cubs denial of his feelings? Nikia's absence from the forums? The fact that Cubs couldn't stand to meet Nikia at that little coffee shop and confess his feelings to him? Who knows, but the magic still exists there, I just know it.
Couple#5 CCP and the Dust community
You ever meet a couple who absolutely hate each other, and the only thing keeping them together is the fact that they both thoroughly enjoy having angry sex? Well, if this isn't an exemplary example of that, I don't know what is. These two have been going at it since the start of it, but something keeps them coming back for more. Perhaps it's the fact that we as the dust community still have a good supply of recipes and
romantic music.Well, that was the top couples of Dust. Feel some other freaky duo got left out? Go ahead and tell me your thoughts, This is your Commentator, Praetor Derrith of Pradox bidding you all to get some sleep.