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Derrith Erador
Pradox One
Proficiency V.
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Posted - 2013.11.02 02:38:00 -
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Well, I'm bored let's do this. *clears throat*
WELCOME!!! Ladies and gentlemen to the first and possibly last look back at the top 5 couples in Dust. I've thought long and hard about these, and trust me, every couple that appears on this list, deserved it through forum wars, and in game wars.
Couple#1: Knight Soiaire and DARK LEGION.
Call me a hopeless romantic, but has anyone noticed how Knight stalks there every post? It's like a mix of creepy ex-boyfriend and that guy who bullies the girl he likes to get her attention. This freaky relationship when Knights corp left their alliance, but he can't get over them. Possibly because Ares 514 left him a picture of them looking at a romantic starlit sky.
Couple#2: General John Ripper and XXwarlord97XX.
Their relationship is easily one of the oldest, possibly the oldest, in Dust. Their war torn likes on the forum are proof that they are the wisest and one of the oldest. They have proven that even though they are on opposing sides of a battle, any freaky heavy/logi relationship can survive. In fact, it only served to strengthen them in the long run.
Couple#3: Sota Pop and Djinn Marauder.
Another couple on opposing sides, their bond was forged in the hot fires of anime and that weird part of youtube that I pray I don't ever visit again. Nonetheless, even though their love gets a little naughty, they are ever strong because of it. These two bond grows ever stronger with every weird youtube video and anime series created, which means, god help me, it'll get stronger than ever. Yet their relationship is in danger, with every time Sota gets banned, Marauder gets more lonely, and sadly, Sota is a pro at getting banned.
Couple#4 ChicagoCubs4ever and Nikia Bethune.
I said it before, I'll say it again. They may both deny it, but there is definitely something there, an untapped romance. Could it be from Cubs denial of his feelings? Nikia's absence from the forums? The fact that Cubs couldn't stand to meet Nikia at that little coffee shop and confess his feelings to him? Who knows, but the magic still exists there, I just know it.
Couple#5 CCP and the Dust community
You ever meet a couple who absolutely hate each other, and the only thing keeping them together is the fact that they both thoroughly enjoy having angry sex? Well, if this isn't an exemplary example of that, I don't know what is. These two have been going at it since the start of it, but something keeps them coming back for more. Perhaps it's the fact that we as the dust community still have a good supply of recipes and romantic music.
Well, that was the top couples of Dust. Feel some other freaky duo got left out? Go ahead and tell me your thoughts, This is your Commentator, Praetor Derrith of Pradox bidding you all to get some sleep.
And so it was written, those who have no love for redheads or chili will forever be shunned by Praetorians.
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Derrith Erador
Pradox One
Proficiency V.
352
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Posted - 2013.11.02 02:50:00 -
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General John Ripper wrote:gaaaaay
This is what I came up with, not many women on dust, and those there are, are all very secretive and timid. They even have a female only channel. Like seriously, a female only channel. A team in Pradox is currently trying to break into the channel, like a bunch of nerds who go on a panty raid in the girls. I won't help them, as the women are tough to crack, but the brave souls at Pradox doing this dangerous task have my undying support. Personally, I think we should just make them jealous, make a channel ourselves for only men. Or, what I would want to do is make a male only corp to get back at them, call it Bros. Incorporated. The slogan would be, MANwiches we have plenty, no one will suffer from MALEnourishment here.
And so it was written, those who have no love for redheads or chili will forever be shunned by Praetorians.
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Derrith Erador
Pradox One
Proficiency V.
354
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Posted - 2013.11.02 04:10:00 -
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Raz0rs Edge wrote:HARDFACTS and Mavado
is there any proof that Hardfacts wasn't just Mavado trolling?
And so it was written, those who have no love for redheads or chili will forever be shunned by Praetorians.
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Derrith Erador
Pradox One
Proficiency V.
354
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Posted - 2013.11.02 04:11:00 -
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Killar-12 wrote:Derrith Erador wrote:Well, I'm bored let's do this. *clears throat* WELCOME!!! Ladies and gentlemen to the first and possibly last look back at the top 5 couples in Dust. I've thought long and hard about these, and trust me, every couple that appears on this list, deserved it through forum wars, and in game wars. Couple#1: Knight Soiaire and DARK LEGION. Call me a hopeless romantic, but has anyone noticed how Knight stalks there every post? It's like a mix of creepy ex-boyfriend and that guy who bullies the girl he likes to get her attention. This freaky relationship when Knights corp left their alliance, but he can't get over them. Possibly because Ares 514 left him a picture of them looking at a romantic starlit sky. Couple#2: General John Ripper and XXwarlord97XX. Their relationship is easily one of the oldest, possibly the oldest, in Dust. Their war torn likes on the forum are proof that they are the wisest and one of the oldest. They have proven that even though they are on opposing sides of a battle, any freaky heavy/logi relationship can survive. In fact, it only served to strengthen them in the long run. Couple#3: Sota Pop and Djinn Marauder. Another couple on opposing sides, their bond was forged in the hot fires of anime and that weird part of youtube that I pray I don't ever visit again. Nonetheless, even though their love gets a little naughty, they are ever strong because of it. These two bond grows ever stronger with every weird youtube video and anime series created, which means, god help me, it'll get stronger than ever. Yet their relationship is in danger, with every time Sota gets banned, Marauder gets more lonely, and sadly, Sota is a pro at getting banned. Couple#4 ChicagoCubs4ever and Nikia Bethune. I said it before, I'll say it again. They may both deny it, but there is definitely something there, an untapped romance. Could it be from Cubs denial of his feelings? Nikia's absence from the forums? The fact that Cubs couldn't stand to meet Nikia at that little coffee shop and confess his feelings to him? Who knows, but the magic still exists there, I just know it. Couple#5 CCP and the Dust community You ever meet a couple who absolutely hate each other, and the only thing keeping them together is the fact that they both thoroughly enjoy having angry sex? Well, if this isn't an exemplary example of that, I don't know what is. These two have been going at it since the start of it, but something keeps them coming back for more. Perhaps it's the fact that we as the dust community still have a good supply of recipes and romantic music.Well, that was the top couples of Dust. Feel some other freaky duo got left out? Go ahead and tell me your thoughts, This is your Commentator, Praetor Derrith of Pradox bidding you all to get some sleep. also SoTa and Warlord Cakes and Top Men
Polygamy is not allowed on top couples, Sota is forever bound to Marauder.
And so it was written, those who have no love for redheads or chili will forever be shunned by Praetorians.
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Derrith Erador
Pradox One
Proficiency V.
354
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Posted - 2013.11.02 04:19:00 -
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Summary of the summary of the above post.
And so it was written, those who have no love for redheads or chili will forever be shunned by Praetorians.
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Derrith Erador
Pradox One
Proficiency V.
356
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Posted - 2013.11.02 05:08:00 -
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Killar-12 wrote:Derrith Erador wrote:Killar-12 wrote:Derrith Erador wrote:Well, I'm bored let's do this. *clears throat* WELCOME!!! Ladies and gentlemen to the first and possibly last look back at the top 5 couples in Dust. I've thought long and hard about these, and trust me, every couple that appears on this list, deserved it through forum wars, and in game wars. Couple#1: Knight Soiaire and DARK LEGION. Call me a hopeless romantic, but has anyone noticed how Knight stalks there every post? It's like a mix of creepy ex-boyfriend and that guy who bullies the girl he likes to get her attention. This freaky relationship when Knights corp left their alliance, but he can't get over them. Possibly because Ares 514 left him a picture of them looking at a romantic starlit sky. Couple#2: General John Ripper and XXwarlord97XX. Their relationship is easily one of the oldest, possibly the oldest, in Dust. Their war torn likes on the forum are proof that they are the wisest and one of the oldest. They have proven that even though they are on opposing sides of a battle, any freaky heavy/logi relationship can survive. In fact, it only served to strengthen them in the long run. Couple#3: Sota Pop and Djinn Marauder. Another couple on opposing sides, their bond was forged in the hot fires of anime and that weird part of youtube that I pray I don't ever visit again. Nonetheless, even though their love gets a little naughty, they are ever strong because of it. These two bond grows ever stronger with every weird youtube video and anime series created, which means, god help me, it'll get stronger than ever. Yet their relationship is in danger, with every time Sota gets banned, Marauder gets more lonely, and sadly, Sota is a pro at getting banned. Couple#4 ChicagoCubs4ever and Nikia Bethune. I said it before, I'll say it again. They may both deny it, but there is definitely something there, an untapped romance. Could it be from Cubs denial of his feelings? Nikia's absence from the forums? The fact that Cubs couldn't stand to meet Nikia at that little coffee shop and confess his feelings to him? Who knows, but the magic still exists there, I just know it. Couple#5 CCP and the Dust community You ever meet a couple who absolutely hate each other, and the only thing keeping them together is the fact that they both thoroughly enjoy having angry sex? Well, if this isn't an exemplary example of that, I don't know what is. These two have been going at it since the start of it, but something keeps them coming back for more. Perhaps it's the fact that we as the dust community still have a good supply of recipes and romantic music.Well, that was the top couples of Dust. Feel some other freaky duo got left out? Go ahead and tell me your thoughts, This is your Commentator, Praetor Derrith of Pradox bidding you all to get some sleep. also SoTa and Warlord Cakes and Top Men Polygamy is not allowed on top couples, Sota is forever bound to Marauder. You haven't been to Utah...
True, but I was born and raised in Arkansas for 17 years straight. I've forgotten more about hillbillies, rednecks, trailer trash, and inbreeders than could be known by three Harvard professors.
And so it was written, those who have no love for redheads or chili will forever be shunned by Praetorians.
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Derrith Erador
Pradox One
Proficiency V.
356
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Posted - 2013.11.02 05:13:00 -
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XxWarlordxX97 wrote:Long Evity wrote:XxWarlordxX97 wrote:
I don't trust you
What about... Our Future? :'(   
You're not old news Warlord. Just aged, and as such, respected.
And so it was written, those who have no love for redheads or chili will forever be shunned by Praetorians.
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Derrith Erador
Pradox One
Proficiency V.
356
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Posted - 2013.11.02 05:22:00 -
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XxWarlordxX97 wrote:Long Evity wrote:XxWarlordxX97 wrote:Long Evity wrote:XxWarlordxX97 wrote:
I don't trust you
What about... Our Future? :'( I guess we're a ... Story of Tragedy. Q.Q You know I'm not clicking these right
I am, and with each click, I grow ever stronger being scorched by the fires of weird Youtube. Soon, I will be powerful enough to unleash a youtube attack so powerful, not even John, Sota and Warlord combined can stop me. Taste my Power!! Combined with the power of my familiar!!
And so it was written, those who have no love for redheads or chili will forever be shunned by Praetorians.
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Derrith Erador
Pradox One
Proficiency V.
358
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Posted - 2013.11.02 17:06:00 -
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True Adamance wrote:Atiim wrote:True Adamance and Aero Yassavi
The best RP couples this forum has ever seen YAY SOMEONE MENTIONED US!
I only did the top five couples in dust. I would've put you around number 7
And so it was written, those who have no love for redheads or chili will forever be shunned by Praetorians.
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