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Spike Jin-Mei
Crux Special Tasks Group Gallente Federation
21
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Posted - 2013.10.31 15:56:00 -
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Requirements
-You must really REALLY enjoy asslicking the DEVS and fcking men in the ass
-Protostomp pub games, get your kicks ass fcking new players ... w a n k i n g whilst you do this is recommended for full pleasure
-Anyone laughs at you for doing this report these people and get them banned if they wont let you assfck them then we don't want them playing this game
-Wave your EPEEN around the forums and suck each others EPEEN to farm likes .. It's the internet equivalent of an orgy
-Any hate mail you recieve shall be shared for us all to w a n k over .. reading hate mail is like looking at p o r n |
TheAmazing FlyingPig
Crux Special Tasks Group Gallente Federation
4392
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Posted - 2013.10.31 15:57:00 -
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Show me on the doll where MHPD touched you.
Never forget
King of airborne swine.
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Aramis Madrigal
SVER True Blood Public Disorder.
57
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Posted - 2013.10.31 15:58:00 -
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Could we replace E-peen with E-nis? It rolls off the tongue better...
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AAGMUNDR
Reliable Overwatch Inc.
249
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Posted - 2013.10.31 15:59:00 -
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Spike Jin-Mei wrote:Requirements
-You must really REALLY enjoy asslicking the DEVS and fcking men in the ass
-Protostomp pub games, get your kicks ass fcking new players ... w a n k i n g whilst you do this is recommended for full pleasure
-Anyone laughs at you for doing this report these people and get them banned if they wont let you assfck them then we don't want them playing this game
-Wave your EPEEN around the forums and suck each others EPEEN to farm likes .. It's the internet equivalent of an orgy
-Any hate mail you recieve shall be shared for us all to w a n k over .. reading hate mail is like looking at ****
Take a deep breath and stop typing. |
Peter Hanther
Dead Six Initiative Lokun Listamenn
53
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Posted - 2013.10.31 16:00:00 -
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Lets see, excess hate, Hoomophobia since you are using that as an insult, believing some group has the ability to get others banned...
I am guessing age of 13? maybe 14.
Just another Logi with a shotgun
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steadyhand amarr
MoIden Heath PoIice Department EoN.
1657
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Posted - 2013.10.31 16:01:00 -
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I'm starting to get worried about the op. This is not healthy behavior :-(....funny though
Edit: the corp is also less than a month old just saying
"my faith is my shield, the empress's light my guide and my fury my sword"
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Aramis Madrigal
SVER True Blood Public Disorder.
57
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Posted - 2013.10.31 16:02:00 -
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AAGMUNDR wrote:Spike Jin-Mei wrote:Requirements
-You must really REALLY enjoy asslicking the DEVS and fcking men in the ass
-Protostomp pub games, get your kicks ass fcking new players ... w a n k i n g whilst you do this is recommended for full pleasure
-Anyone laughs at you for doing this report these people and get them banned if they wont let you assfck them then we don't want them playing this game
-Wave your EPEEN around the forums and suck each others EPEEN to farm likes .. It's the internet equivalent of an orgy
-Any hate mail you recieve shall be shared for us all to w a n k over .. reading hate mail is like looking at **** Take a deep breath and stop typing.
The interweb would collapse if everyone took a deep breath and waited long enough to realize that their anger and frustration mean almost nothing to complete strangers. Still, it is good advice. |
Spectral Clone
Dust2Dust. Top Men.
300
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Posted - 2013.10.31 16:04:00 -
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I just love these forums...
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Spike Jin-Mei
Crux Special Tasks Group Gallente Federation
22
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Posted - 2013.10.31 16:04:00 -
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Peter Hanther wrote:Lets see, excess hate, Hoomophobia since you are using that as an insult, believing some group has the ability to get others banned...
I am guessing age of 13? maybe 14.
1. Adults have alot more hatred than kids 2.I never said there was anything wrong with assfcking I merely pointed out that they enjoy doing it 3. They do because they did
Pointless having a guess at my age because your 1st sentence had 3 terrible errors of judgement in it |
Caeli SineDeo
Imperfects Negative-Feedback
713
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Posted - 2013.10.31 16:06:00 -
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TheAmazing FlyingPig wrote:Show me on the doll where MHPD touched you. I do not know if the doll can cover this territory. |
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Spike Jin-Mei
Crux Special Tasks Group Gallente Federation
22
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Posted - 2013.10.31 16:07:00 -
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steadyhand amarr wrote:I'm starting to get worried about the op. This is not healthy behavior :-(....funny though
Edit: the corp is also less than a month old just saying
You aren't a Doctor so your opinion on what is healthy and what isn;t healthy carries about as much weight as asking a toddler the complexities of rocket science
What difference does that make ?
You could;ve decided to form and join a new corp specifically because of the reasons I mentioned above ... I don;t know of any other corps who have those particular criteria so you just created your own corp of like minded individuals who enjoy all the things I mentioned |
Canari Elphus
Pro Hic Immortalis
755
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Posted - 2013.10.31 16:07:00 -
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You are missing a few crucial elements to get banned.
- Your rant is too one dimensional with the homosexual references. You should branch out and consider racism and religious persecution.
- Personal attacks against members of CCP seems to be a good choice. Icing on the cake would be a threat of violence.
Good start but your Ban-Fu needs some work
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Rynoceros
Rise Of Old Dudes
1133
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Posted - 2013.10.31 16:08:00 -
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Commencing TACNET Shutdown...
Steve Guttenberg Lives!
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Soldiersaint
Deepspace Digital
514
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Posted - 2013.10.31 16:13:00 -
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Spike Jin-Mei wrote:Requirements
-You must really REALLY enjoy asslicking the DEVS and fcking men in the ass
-Protostomp pub games, get your kicks ass fcking new players ... w a n k i n g whilst you do this is recommended for full pleasure
-Anyone laughs at you for doing this report these people and get them banned if they wont let you assfck them then we don't want them playing this game
-Wave your EPEEN-IS around the forums and suck each others EPEEN-IS to farm likes .. It's the internet equivalent of an orgy
-Any hate mail you recieve shall be shared for us all to w a n k over .. reading hate mail is like looking at p o r n Hopefully your ban is permanent. |
Aramis Madrigal
SVER True Blood Public Disorder.
57
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Posted - 2013.10.31 16:18:00 -
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Caeli SineDeo wrote:TheAmazing FlyingPig wrote:Show me on the doll where MHPD touched you. I do not know if the doll can cover this territory.
I don't know, I think the world of genital/sexual metaphors has room in it for things like "cargo hub", "underground socket" and "forge gunning". I know there are times when I have felt violated as the enemy agressively assaulted my home point. I imagine an anthropomorphic planet as the right doll to use for this kind of work |
Heimdallr69
Imperfect Bastards
1130
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Posted - 2013.10.31 16:19:00 -
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Someone had their drugs confiscated |
Soldiersaint
Deepspace Digital
514
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Posted - 2013.10.31 16:20:00 -
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This guy is really boring just report him and put him out of his misery. every post he makes is another report for me |
gbghg
L.O.T.I.S. Public Disorder.
3935
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Posted - 2013.10.31 16:21:00 -
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Canari Elphus wrote:You are missing a few crucial elements to get banned.
- Your rant is too one dimensional with the homosexual references. You should branch out and consider racism and religious persecution.
- Personal attacks against members of CCP seems to be a good choice. Icing on the cake would be a threat of violence.
Good start but your Ban-Fu needs some work good advise here, being highly critical of the game is another method that works wonders as well.
Lv 3 forum warrior
Bringer of Bacon
Knight of AMV's
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Hecarim Van Hohen
Bullet Cluster Legacy Rising
202
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Posted - 2013.10.31 16:24:00 -
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steadyhand amarr wrote:I'm starting to get worried about the op. This is not healthy behavior :-(....funny though
Edit: the corp is also less than a month old just saying
Less than a month old and you have the power to ban people already? MHPD is op please nerf!
Divided we stand united we fall
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MassiveNine
0uter.Heaven Proficiency V.
356
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Posted - 2013.10.31 16:31:00 -
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you are a horrible troll, I'm not even forum warrior lvl.1 yet and I've been banned twice, what's your lame excuse? |
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steadyhand amarr
MoIden Heath PoIice Department EoN.
1658
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Posted - 2013.10.31 16:40:00 -
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Hecarim Van Hohen wrote:steadyhand amarr wrote:I'm starting to get worried about the op. This is not healthy behavior :-(....funny though
Edit: the corp is also less than a month old just saying Less than a month old and you have the power to ban people already? MHPD is op please nerf!
I know right. :-D:-D:-D
"my faith is my shield, the empress's light my guide and my fury my sword"
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KA24DERT
Pure Innocence. EoN.
213
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Posted - 2013.10.31 16:40:00 -
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Sometimes when I see a troll this bad, I wonder if it's actually a master level troll that is trying to elicit a response from lesser trolls about how bad the OP sucks at trolling.
Trollception. |
knight of 6
SVER True Blood Public Disorder.
536
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Posted - 2013.10.31 16:41:00 -
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inb4 ReGnUM public relations?
"Change the scheme!
Alter the mood!
Electrify the boys and girls if you would be so kind"
Ko6, scout, tanker.
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MUDFLAPS McGILLICUTTY
OSG Planetary Operations Covert Intervention
67
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Posted - 2013.10.31 16:51:00 -
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Aramis Madrigal wrote:Could we replace E-peen with E-nis? It rolls off the tongue better...
Sounds too much like "anus" - which is something I generally don't want to think about in conjunction with "rolling off the tongue." |
Cpl Foster USMC
Molden Heath Mafia
293
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Posted - 2013.10.31 16:55:00 -
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Really though...?
what did y'all do to Spike...?
hahaha...
Yo Spike...why don't you ride with me..?
I'll send a limo... |
Atiim
Living Like Larry Schwag
485
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Posted - 2013.10.31 17:14:00 -
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Peter Hanther wrote:Lets see, excess hate, Hoomophobia since you are using that as an insult, believing some group has the ability to get others banned...
I am guessing age of 13? maybe 14. 12 obviously
I am everything
AV, Tanker, Logi, Scout, Heavy, and so much more
This is the setup of those who are unbiased
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ReGnYuM
MoIden Heath PoIice Department EoN.
1219
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Posted - 2013.10.31 17:24:00 -
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Responders are on there way.
OP will be apprehended and charged with public misconduct.
If you never heard of ReGnYuM, you're neither Good or Relevant in Dust 514.
KDR > EVERYTHING
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Jason Pearson
3102
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Posted - 2013.10.31 17:26:00 -
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umadbro?
King of the Forums // Vehicle Specialist for Hire
Only 120 Characters? Aww ¬_¬
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Coleman Gray
GunFall Mobilization Covert Intervention
884
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Posted - 2013.10.31 17:26:00 -
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Give me a moment to think of a proper reply to this. I'm a little stunned by the stupidity. |
McFurious
MoIden Heath PoIice Department EoN.
389
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Posted - 2013.10.31 17:33:00 -
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Fapping in an awesome hate thread |
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Coleman Gray
GunFall Mobilization Covert Intervention
884
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Posted - 2013.10.31 17:35:00 -
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Yeah I got nothing, perhaps insulting isn't the way to go here, Instead lets a sing motivational song to lift his spirits everyone, I'll go first.
"We're no strangers to love,You know the rules and so do I ..." |
Anarchide
Greedy Bastards
2304
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Posted - 2013.10.31 17:38:00 -
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When you'll come back, pick up the name "Raging Ladybug"; it'll suit you better.
Level 2 Forum Warrior
Dog goes woof, cat goes meow
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CharCharOdell
1435
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Posted - 2013.10.31 18:03:00 -
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steadyhand amarr wrote:I'm starting to get worried about the op. This is not healthy behavior :-(....funny though
Edit: the corp is also less than a month old just saying
It's not so much the corp as the players. No offense to ya'll (pretty much all the beta vets do it), but corps and alliances change; players with proto gear don't.
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Gùú -ä>-üð+++Ç++§<-¡<-¡ Gùó
Speaker of the Mangrove / King of QQ / Co-Founder of the Learning Coalition
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Kira Lannister
Ancient Exiles
1745
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Posted - 2013.10.31 19:00:00 -
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This reminds me of the old Imperfect hate threads, except less awesome.
"The Ancient Templars will guard fearlessly the people, the land and the heavens of the empire."
Book of Exiles 1:3
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MassiveNine
0uter.Heaven Proficiency V.
357
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Posted - 2013.10.31 19:01:00 -
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Kira Lannister wrote:This reminds me of the old Imperfect hate threads, except less awesome.
the good ole days -sigh- |
Mortedeamor
WASTELAND JUNK REMOVAL The Ascendancy
557
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Posted - 2013.10.31 19:05:00 -
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TheAmazing FlyingPig wrote:Show me on the doll where MHPD touched you. rolfmao omg this is epic |
Mortedeamor
WASTELAND JUNK REMOVAL The Ascendancy
557
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Posted - 2013.10.31 19:07:00 -
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MassiveNine wrote:you are a horrible troll, I'm not even forum warrior lvl.1 yet and I've been banned twice, what's your lame excuse? seriously only twice? ive been banned like 8 times |
KA24DERT
Pure Innocence. EoN.
220
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Posted - 2013.10.31 19:44:00 -
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Mortedeamor wrote:MassiveNine wrote:you are a horrible troll, I'm not even forum warrior lvl.1 yet and I've been banned twice, what's your lame excuse? seriously only twice? I've been banned like 8 times You should meditate deep upon your craft, and meditate on what true mastery means.
Would a thief be a master thief if he has been sent to jail 8 times?
When the thief is in jail, the ability to practice his craft diminishes.
Yet the master is still in the streets, deftly fingering your wallet, removing what he needs, and placing it back before you get on to your bus.
The lord of all thieves would take it one step further, and make it so that no punishment would be had for his actions, even if it was accused and proven that he was stealing. For the lord of all thieves would have changed the definition of what it means to "steal".
Similarly, it is the amateur troll who is banned repeatedly, whose reputation is sullied and his ability to do work diminished by the brashness of his actions.
While the master troll, in his daily toil, will rustle all of your jimmies, without actually inflicting the emotional injury of an attack. Leaving no recourse but to fall into his trap, and feed him delicious tears, all the while obeying the letter, and occasionally the spirit, of the law.
The lord of all trolls... I shall not speak their name. For they watch our every move, and harvest our tears so well that one forgets that we willingly, happily work to gorge them on our agony.
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Heimdallr69
Imperfect Bastards
1132
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Posted - 2013.10.31 19:50:00 -
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MassiveNine wrote:Kira Lannister wrote:This reminds me of the old Imperfect hate threads, except less awesome. the good ole days -sigh- There was like 5 new ones a day...good times, good times |
True Adamance
PIE Inc. Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
3849
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Posted - 2013.10.31 19:52:00 -
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Spike Jin-Mei wrote:Requirements
-You must really REALLY enjoy asslicking the DEVS and fcking men in the ass
-Protostomp pub games, get your kicks ass fcking new players ... w a n k i n g whilst you do this is recommended for full pleasure
-Anyone laughs at you for doing this report these people and get them banned if they wont let you assfck them then we don't want them playing this game
-Wave your EPEEN-IS around the forums and suck each others EPEEN-IS to farm likes .. It's the internet equivalent of an orgy
-Any hate mail you recieve shall be shared for us all to w a n k over .. reading hate mail is like looking at p o r n Really..... because half the guys I have met from MHPD are really nice people.
"All things were created by the Divine, and so the glory of our faith is inherent to us all"
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CHICAGOCUBS4EVER
MoIden Heath PoIice Department EoN.
2127
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Posted - 2013.10.31 19:55:00 -
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TheAmazing FlyingPig wrote:Show me on the doll where MHPD touched you.
now THATS funny ;-)
Common Sense and Logic are 2 things you have to forget when posting on these forums.
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General John Ripper
MoIden Heath PoIice Department EoN.
11546
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Posted - 2013.10.31 19:56:00 -
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I am sorry everyone... look at what I created.
Dust 514's #17 Forum Warrior
Founder of the Forum Warrior Club
King of Tacos
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THUNDERGROOVE
ZionTCD Public Disorder.
1204
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Posted - 2013.10.31 20:01:00 -
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Seriously, just get good. They all are arguably great players, who have all been playing since before you likely knew about Dust, even if you are some butthurt scrubs alt.
Now run along and take that pounding from the PD on the way back to the redline.
What is a signature?
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Spectre-M
The Generals EoN.
94
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Posted - 2013.10.31 20:04:00 -
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Aramis Madrigal wrote:Could we replace E-peen with E-nis? It rolls off the tongue better...
SUCH a great pun...rolls of the tounge..I laghed thank you! |
Zatara Rought
MoIden Heath PoIice Department EoN.
1465
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Posted - 2013.10.31 20:09:00 -
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Last time me and Cubs play good cop/bad cop...
CCP has 2 sides of the brain. Problem is there's nothing right in the left brain and nothing left in the right brain.
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General John Ripper
MoIden Heath PoIice Department EoN.
11548
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Posted - 2013.10.31 20:25:00 -
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Zatara Rought wrote:Last time me and Cubs play good cop/bad cop... I am the crooked cop
Dust 514's #17 Forum Warrior
Founder of the Forum Warrior Club
King of Tacos
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