itsmellslikefish
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Posted - 2013.10.31 03:47:00 -
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Oh Hai there fish
Hi fish, how are you doing?
Great! Just contemplating my current mental state.
Oh? Why's that fish?
Well i just finished a philosophy paper and now i'm questioning reality.
Ooooh spookyy.
Yes, i'm convinced that someone is staring at me, not from behind me but from far far away, but it isn't exactly a person, it's a thing.
You're being stared at by a thing Fish?
Well more like a collection of things. I think that Aristotle person was right about the un-moveable mover fellow, probably the one staring at me.
Aristotle?
No, the Un-Movable mover.
The what? you know what we've written philosophy papers before and this, this is perfectly normal, we will snap out of it after a few cans.
Can i ask you something Fish?
Of course I've known you since we were born! Hell i know you better then TSA, NSA, NASA, NCAA, NAACP and AAA know you!
Ok, Am I crazy?
Nooo, why do you ask that?
Well it's close to midnight, I'm working on my Precalc course, all my friends are at Halloween parties, I think there's a mouse in my room and I hear Gangnam Style playing off in the distance all Jumangi style.
Jumanigi style?
Ya know how the guy hears the drums and finds the board?
Yes, of course i do, i'm you.
Right, you think i should ditch this work and go out with my friends? I could wear that Aladdin costume from last year?
No, stay inside, you don't need those friends, outside is bad.
But what about the mouse?
Mouse is good. mouse is your friend.
I suppose I could take a few breaks and run a few ambushes.
Yes, yes, who needs human interaction when you can teabag noobs.
"Profanity is the one language all programmers know best"
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itsmellslikefish
DIOS EX. Top Men.
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Posted - 2013.10.31 05:51:00 -
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General John Ripper wrote:dude, its puff puff pass.....
not puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff FINISH
more like Puff puff puff pufff pass my claseesss, am i riiight ?? no, noone? ok.
"Profanity is the one language all programmers know best"
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