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Heathen Bastard
The Bastard Brigade
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Posted - 2013.11.03 06:15:00 -
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Heathen walks in "hmm, wonder if they have them here--" *a nigh girlish squeal of joy* "sweet! I've been looking for somewhere with the new fighting protocol fitness simulations!"
He immediately walks over to the nearest unoccupied station and steps in and hangs his coat and shirt on a convenient hook.
stepping in he makes note of the pristine condition of the simulator, walls laden with sensors and output monitors with a large emergency button. Settling in, he activates the software and it springs to life.
"Hello new user, welcome to the fight of your life!"
"Hi, maximum feedback authorized"
"user, this is dangerous, potentially life threatening, are you absolutely sure you would like to continue? agreeing frees the owner, manufacturer, and original patent holders from litigation from yourself, loved ones, family, friends and pets."
"Agreed"
"agreement accepted, Mode selection?"
"Lets start simple. 10 man single combat line, difficulty: setting normal, Stage setting: Cleanroom, Opponent selection: random"
"Understood. Beginning simulation!"
The simulation begins, it's a sterile white area, with seemingly no boundries. A man in a caldari made suit stands before him.
"3.2.1! Simulation Begin!" flashes the output monitor. |
Heathen Bastard
The Bastard Brigade
676
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Posted - 2013.11.07 05:41:00 -
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The simulation begins with the AI charging. Heathen Makes a quick sidestep and laughs only to catch a backhand across the jaw.
"sonofa, they've really improved the AI this time"
Already lining up it's next hit the AI drops into an orthodox boxing stance and throws a right hook, heathen sways to the right and lands a punishing blow to the AI's side, before he can keep going the AI whirls around with an elbow, jumping back at the very last second he then catches an uppercut and goes flying backwards.
"jeez, they really kicked up the speed from last year too"
Hitting the ground in a roll He rushes and tackles the AI around the midsection, immediately lifting it into a backwards slam to the floor.
Technical Knock Out!!! User Win flashes on the screen.
"Simulation abort"
"are you s-" "yes.
Climbing out of the simulator, He puts on his shirt and coat and makes for the door. "I am so out of practice..."
If you hear the words "WORTH IT!" look about, something hilarious just happened.
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Heathen Bastard
The Bastard Brigade
677
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Posted - 2013.11.12 02:08:00 -
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Heathen walks back in the door, sans coat, sleeves folded and buttoned to the elbows, forearms covered in bandages ending at the knuckles.
Tapping Maxima on the shoulder, he quietly says "uh miss... remember that this is a gymnasium, not a combat zone, no need to go on whatever rampage you're gearing up to doin"
If you hear the words "WORTH IT!" look about, something hilarious just happened.
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Heathen Bastard
The Bastard Brigade
677
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Posted - 2013.11.13 07:36:00 -
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Heathen breathes a sigh of relief, and asks the templar " Hoi, Templar (his face contorted slightly as he said that) Since you seem to run this joint, where exactly are the heavy bags? I need to work on my form."
If you hear the words "WORTH IT!" look about, something hilarious just happened.
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Heathen Bastard
The Bastard Brigade
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Posted - 2013.11.23 18:03:00 -
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"gah. Shouldn't have expected a templar to even have the time of day for a demon."
Heathen winks at satja "heading to the bar. maybe you can ditch buzz killington the templar hammer of godly righteousness smiting the wicked and the- screw it, bored. Ciao!"
With that he leaves.
If you hear the words "WORTH IT!" look about, something hilarious just happened.
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