I have read your recent replies to threads, and have noticed an increasing amount of seriousness in your posts. Well, I'm here to stop it. I saw Heimdallr69 go down the same path whenever someone mentioned Imps, and as a fellow forum troll, I cannot allow this to happen. And how am I going to do this you ask? It's simple, I'm going to give you the taco recipe I learned from my dad.

1 pound of ground beef
shredded iceberg lettuce
roma tomatoes, 2 or 3 should do it.
azteca green salsa
sour cream (don't bother getting light, tacos weren't made to be healthy)
mild cheddar cheese
Taco seasoning, old el paso
and corn taco shells

Directions

Start by cooking the ground beef. This is where the secret of the recipe comes into play. What I was taught was to boil the ground beef while mashing it with a spatula or wooden spoon. that way it comes out less chunky and a lot of the fat ends up in the water.It should be in the water for about ten minutes, or until boiling. proceed after cooking the beef to strain it. Very important, do not, i repeat, do not let the water the fat got caught in sit around, put it in something quick and throw it away.
Next step is to bake or toast the taco shells, about ten minutes on 400 degrees should do it.
while the shells are baking, start chopping up the lettuce and tomatoes, about 1/8 inch should do it, makes it to where there's less vegetable taste. (in the tomatoes case, fruit)

Then afterwards, get a drink, possibly a cider. And enjoy.

Another piece of advice, don't share.