I have to say MHPD was a good group of guys, always good game and respectful, but now they resort to attacking us and locking your districts so we may not do the same, sad to see dem dare guys take the lil ***** route, regardless of the outcome tomorrow, you better keep your guys watching those districts like hawks with sheep boots on

I wish you could get people banned for making bad threads. Especially ones placed in the wrong section of the forums.

Tired of corrupt cops in Molden Heath? Worried that those here to protect you are a joke and really just ripping you off? Pissed because there are never any donuts left? What about that smell? Wonder what's hiding under that rock? If you guessed Molden Heath Police Department, you would be correct. Don't you feel it's time to do away with these fools? We do! That's why I would like to announce "Molden Heath Internal Affairs" Here at MHIA, we struggle daily to get these crooked pigs to come out of hiding and provide the justice Molden Heath deserves. We also offer counseling services to former MHPD members who may be dealing with: being butt hurt, abandonment issues, extreme paranoia of being attacked, future employment, and offer an entire host of "How to Become a Man Again" courses. Remember Molden Heath Internal Affairs, here to provide Molden Heath with the gaming it deserves.
and now, back to MHPD presents "Dealing with Egypt!"

I love watching noob corps talk themselves up here. If you want to stand on AE and OH's shoulders and call yourself tall you're welcome to it, but without them we'd take all your districts in one day.

I like Turtles

Your op
jussaying holmes

Get Sum! Oh and I killed Cubs

I'm atheist in RL but I RP as a man of faith for some reason....

If people who matter are here then why are you here?

Anon your dumb!
State stop trying to declare war on the universe, you not a mother ******* t-rex
Aeon go spank anon for being dumb and give me my 10% off wallmart
843 s-s-shut up!!
To mhpd we be the fun loving criminals after all your scooby snacks

Now hears to what may be a awesome sauce match. Cheers

P.s damn it sota halp! I feel like im the only one in anonymous that enjoys anime

Buthurt much?

Molden Heath Comptrollers Office level 5 got a call about some hurt in your butt? How can I be of assistance?

Fact remains, nevertheless, much like MHPD's reasoning for attacking us to begin with. We had guilt by association, you had district locking it's important to remember that you attacked us Get Sum!!.

I mean, I don't really even care for lol PC, thats why I turned into a nade spaming scrub who no one trusts

This is why I don't always post on the forums. Because **** like this goes right over my head.

Egypt :

"I bet you do big guy have a great night, tell your mom that Ill come open her worm hole again any time."

"Next up we have a surprise in studio guest my fearless leader Anon Illuminati."

Anon :



Egypt :

"Seriously tho anything you want to say before ground zero?"

Anon :



Egypt :

"Very good Sir , my fearless leader get some rest and I will see you on the battlefield."

"Next we have a 2 calls on our confession UVT line lets see who they are."

Djinn Marauder :




Egypt:

"I too struggle with the fact in such an advanced society. Many are forced to throw logic aside for a moral system based on the words of corrupt men under the guise of being teachings the one true "god" and his sons of Abraham .Very good point sirs."

"Lets keep things rolling hear I see our open line flashing. Your on with Egypt on Dealing with Egypt what can I do for you?

Killar-12 :




Egypt:

"You know as well as I do because I'm a scrub with nothing better to do. Just like you brother. Should I tell the listeners your my twin i had removed from my ass when I was 13 *whispers* No? *whispers* alrighty then."

Your corp can fight but seriously your PR department needs help, I'll take 1 million ISK and do PR in a manor benifiting your corp, I act like an ass on this because it's like the cakes to do so....

I'm either too smart or too stupid to read this thread. But I will reply as I trawl for random likes...

Read it as if it were a radio show with people ringing in, its supposed to be funny, I found it hilarious.

When is episode 2?

Your corp can fight but seriously your PR department needs help, I'll take 1 million ISK and do PR in a manor benifiting your corp, I act like an ass on this because it's like the cakes to do so... Still keep making fun of Killar-12 hopefully he cries...

To be fair our PR director went on strike for 12 hours.... Just long enough for me to post this with out being proof read and state to go off like Yo samitty Sam... maybe next time I'll just do it via video lol XD