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Aislin Nolan
Ghosts of Dawn
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Posted - 2013.10.28 18:46:00 -
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My clone was taking a lovely SP nap in the MCC while i was making lunch for my family in the kitchen, when i hear that oh so distinctive death keel from a MCC dieing, and it struck me that the it kinda sounded like a whale. Now I feel kinda bad about capturing Null cannons to kill these magnificant sky creatures. We should rise up against CCP and their advocation of sky whale murder.
Save the whales man save the whales! |

Delta 749
Kestrel Reconnaissance
2264
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Posted - 2013.10.28 18:50:00 -
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Only the Caldari ones are majestic flying whales, the gallente ones are just stupid potatoes
Im not drunk, the planet just happens to be especially wobbly today.
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Aero Yassavi
PIE Inc. Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
3323
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Posted - 2013.10.28 18:57:00 -
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If MCCs are sky whales, does that make MCC campers sky Jonahs?
Amarr faithful, join PIE Inc, the oldest EVE/Dust Amarr loyal corporation!
Amarr Victor!
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Kira Lannister
Ancient Exiles
1647
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Posted - 2013.10.28 18:59:00 -
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I would like to refrain from any comments on our holy amarr mcc.
*looks at it awkwardly* |

Aislin Nolan
Ghosts of Dawn
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Posted - 2013.10.28 19:38:00 -
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Kira Lannister wrote:I would like to refrain from any comments on our holy amarr mcc.
*looks at it awkwardly*
be more of a gold fish i would think. |

KatanaPT
Tech Guard RISE of LEGION
348
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Posted - 2013.10.28 19:47:00 -
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The Gallente one is a uncircumcised male phallus , true story.
Tech Guard Recruiting Spot
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R'adeh Hunt
The Unholy Legion Of DarkStar DARKSTAR ARMY
468
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Posted - 2013.10.28 19:49:00 -
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1) Are you stoned? 2) Yes, MCCs are sky whales.  |

Slag Emberforge
Immortal Retribution
96
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Posted - 2013.10.28 19:52:00 -
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You say sky whale, I say Wind Fish.
Either way once I get the final instrument and play the song of awakening, I will awake to find New Eden and all of its inhabitants never really existed, it was all a dream.
+10 to anyone who knows what I am referencing. |

Delta 749
Kestrel Reconnaissance
2267
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Posted - 2013.10.28 19:57:00 -
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Slag Emberforge wrote:You say sky whale, I say Wind Fish.
Either way once I get the final instrument and play the song of awakening, I will awake to find New Eden and all of its inhabitants never really existed, it was all a dream.
+10 to anyone who knows what I am referencing.
I remember the first time I shop lifted I thought it was so cool But oh did the shop keeper wreak a terrible vengeance upon my return
Im not drunk, the planet just happens to be especially wobbly today.
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Slag Emberforge
Immortal Retribution
96
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Posted - 2013.10.28 20:00:00 -
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Terrible, horrible vengeance. Even if you survived to tell the tale he would ridicule you until the very end.
*golf clap* |
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Dunk Mujunk
RestlessSpirits
206
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Posted - 2013.10.28 20:00:00 -
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Alright now, lets take it easy. The last time someone mixed sci-fi spaceships and whales was Star Trek IV, and that was a steaming pile of ****.
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Atiim
Living Like Larry Schwag
426
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Posted - 2013.10.28 20:11:00 -
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Great see what you did.
Now PETA is after us
Soon my brothers shall see the light, free from the shackles of the Amarr Empire
Everyone will taste my Freedom SoonGäó
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1st Lieutenant Tiberius
0uter.Heaven Proficiency V.
319
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Posted - 2013.10.28 20:13:00 -
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[REQUESTING IMMEDIATE WHALE SUPPORT]
I wonder if he'll see this... O_o |

Fire of Prometheus
DUST University Ivy League
1304
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Posted - 2013.10.28 20:18:00 -
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Gallente is a sky whale
Caldari is a sky shark (hammerhead shark)
Amarr is a sky gold fish
Minmatar is a sky piece of turd 
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<( . )> <----he's a penguin
~'''~'''~ Level 1 forum warrior :P
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Slag Emberforge
Immortal Retribution
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Posted - 2013.10.28 20:22:00 -
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If its a floating piece of turd.. Where did it come from and it's sad that ***** has the same missile absorptive qualities as a high tech ship.
By sad I mean sad for you rich folk. Lol
Edit: didn't realize that's f3c3s was a curse word? |

Fire of Prometheus
DUST University Ivy League
1305
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Posted - 2013.10.28 20:24:00 -
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Slag Emberforge wrote:If its a floating piece of turd.. Where did it come from and it's sad that ***** has the same missile absorptive qualities as a high tech ship.
By sad I mean sad for you rich folk. Lol
Edit: didn't realize that's f3c3s was a curse word? It came from the behind of my glorious amarr Titan 
_(* *)>
<( . )> <----he's a penguin
~'''~'''~ Level 1 forum warrior :P
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Slag Emberforge
Immortal Retribution
99
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Posted - 2013.10.28 20:27:00 -
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Yeah yeah we blow up your ships and piece together our own, it's a Matar eat Amarr world out there. |

Aislin Nolan
Ghosts of Dawn
14
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Posted - 2013.10.28 21:30:00 -
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1st Lieutenant Tiberius wrote:[REQUESTING IMMEDIATE WHALE SUPPORT]
I wonder if he'll see this... O_o
Whale Lord use bubble beam! |

Darth-Carbonite GIO
Dust2Dust. Top Men.
227
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Posted - 2013.10.28 21:57:00 -
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KatanaPT wrote:The Gallente one is a uncircumcised male phallus , true story.
As opposed to an uncircumcised female phallus?  |

Flix Keptick
Red Star. EoN.
856
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Posted - 2013.10.28 21:58:00 -
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To answer your question: yes
Please don't
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norttheantiv
D3LTA FORC3
41
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Posted - 2013.10.28 22:04:00 -
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Oh my God! CCP has made a competitive whaling simulator! |

Flix Keptick
Red Star. EoN.
856
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Posted - 2013.10.28 22:11:00 -
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Kira Lannister wrote:I would like to refrain from any comments on our holy amarr mcc.
*looks at it awkwardly*
Its moby d*ck (see what I did there)
Please don't
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calvin b
Molon Labe. RISE of LEGION
795
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Posted - 2013.10.28 22:13:00 -
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If we were Japanese we would spear it and make oil and sushi out of it |

gbghg
L.O.T.I.S. Public Disorder.
3847
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Posted - 2013.10.28 22:27:00 -
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If we're making phallic comparisons to the MCC's, then the caldari is limp, the gallente is erect, the amarr is curved and the minmatar is... well, i dunno.
Lv 3 forum warrior
Bringer of Bacon
Knight of AMV's
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