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Second Cerberus
Villore Sec Ops Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2013.09.29 14:33:00 -
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Fellow Mercs!
In a recent match I found myself gunned down in the open facing 3 (that"s three!) enemy players under cover. A friendly logi witnessed my demise. Placing supreme confidence in my gun game and maneuverability (I play heavy after all) the logi revived me with 50% health. Unfortunately, the enemy players had not AFK'd or suffered a seizure, so I was quickly re-murdered. Thankfully the logi escaped with his/her life and presumably a pitiful WP and ISK reward. As I died (again!) I found myself wondering if there was some sort of contest on that would appropriately reward the consistently poor decision making we all know as the "revive". After review of the boards, I find that rewards and appreciation for these shameless team kills are not receiving the recognition they deserve.
To correct this injustice I wish to announce the FIRST EVER, Injector Team-Kill Appreciation Event!
$2,000,000 ISK will be awarded during this event; that's enough for over 8,000 militia nanite injectors.
How do I participate, you say?
It's easy my friends, you're already doing it!
Step 1: Find a team mate face down with enemy camping the body Step 2: Revive them with minimal health and ammo (It builds character!) Step 3: Watch them die Step 4: Get Paid
Post links to a video of your best revive resulting in a team kill and earn a handsome reward!
The first 10 posts of a revive resulting in the player being instantly re-killed will earn $100,000 ISK. No reposts please as you can only win once per toon; all hard working team-killers deserve a shot at the prize.
In addition, a SPECIAL prize of $1,000,000 ISK will be awarded to the first player to post a video of a them reviving / team-killing a player 2 or more times in quick succession! Is that even possible?! I don't know but I hope so!
Good luck mercs, and to all those complaining about a broken involuntary revive system; Get gud scrub!
*All rewards will be transferred within one week of the contest close.
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Arkena Wyrnspire
Turalyon 514 Turalyon Alliance
3578
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Posted - 2013.09.29 14:35:00 -
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... I despise you people. |
Ryme Intrinseca
Seraphim Auxiliaries
76
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Posted - 2013.09.29 14:38:00 -
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Trollogilololol |
Aikuchi Tomaru
Subdreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore
991
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Posted - 2013.09.29 14:43:00 -
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I'm using a advanced needle so this happens less often. |
Ryme Intrinseca
Seraphim Auxiliaries
76
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Posted - 2013.09.29 14:53:00 -
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Aikuchi Tomaru wrote:I'm using a advanced needle so this happens less often. I'd like to see more WP for you and your proto brethren and nothing for awoxlogis like the one the OP mentions. |
DUST Fiend
OSG Planetary Operations Covert Intervention
6501
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Posted - 2013.09.29 14:59:00 -
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Omg the Commandon't might actually have a purpose.... |
Seeth Mensch
Damage Core corp. The Superpowers
32
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Posted - 2013.09.29 15:00:00 -
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If only I had some means of recording....
I have far too often rushed along, checked the environment, and promptly been killed while needling my ill-fated compatriot.
I have also, as my game improves, found myself getting revived more often when I *wanted* to get killed (need more 'links! stat!)
Can't win for losing. |
Patrick57
GunFall Mobilization Covert Intervention
395
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Posted - 2013.09.29 15:02:00 -
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Once I revived someone 4 times, he was killed every time except for the last one. |
Second Cerberus
Villore Sec Ops Gallente Federation
45
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Posted - 2013.09.29 15:05:00 -
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Seeth Mensch wrote:If only I had some means of recording....
I have far too often rushed along, checked the environment, and promptly been killed while needling my ill-fated compatriot.
I have also, as my game improves, found myself getting revived more often when I *wanted* to get killed (need more 'links! stat!)
Can't win for losing.
Fear not friend!
Receiving WP and ISK for shameless team-killing is the definition of "winning for losing".
If it's good enough for CCP, it's good enough for me!
Like reviving for team-kills, you have just been rewarded for doing nothing! $100,000 ISK is on the way! |
Second Cerberus
Villore Sec Ops Gallente Federation
45
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Posted - 2013.09.29 15:10:00 -
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Patrick57 wrote:Once I revived someone 4 times, he was killed every time except for the last one.
Well done Patrick! Your persistence no doubt resulted in that scrub getting better. |
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ladwar
Dead Six Initiative Lokun Listamenn
1757
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Posted - 2013.09.29 15:19:00 -
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Patrick57 wrote:Once I revived someone 4 times, he was killed every time except for the last one. you should work on breaking that record, i know i would. |
RA Drahcir
Psygod9 D.E.F.I.A.N.C.E
252
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Posted - 2013.09.29 15:58:00 -
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I hope I do not get stuck with one of those dirty needles. They are the worst. |
Stefan Stahl
Seituoda Taskforce Command Caldari State
286
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Posted - 2013.09.29 16:03:00 -
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RA Drahcir wrote:I hope I do not get stuck with one of those dirty needles. They are the worst. Sorry, only one needle for everyone.
No, we don't have mandatory tests for deseases on public teams, why do you ask? |
Extraneus Tenebrarum
THE BOSSES
40
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Posted - 2013.09.29 16:44:00 -
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This reminds me of the time I was sniping a Heavy killed him and his "bro" revived him and I killed him again and again until I got +20 kills in 2 minutes :D
Ps: The logi got killed D: |
Iron Wolf Saber
Den of Swords
9055
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Posted - 2013.09.29 16:48:00 -
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... and suddenly I feel uncomfortable. |
KenKaniff69
Subdreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore
516
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Posted - 2013.09.29 16:58:00 -
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During the days of chrome I watched a squad mate revive a blueberry 6 times. After all the BS I deal with that the blueberries cause it was well justified. |
Second Cerberus
Villore Sec Ops Gallente Federation
48
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Posted - 2013.09.29 17:36:00 -
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KenKaniff69 wrote:During the days of chrome I watched a squad mate revive a blueberry 6 times. After all the BS I deal with that the blueberries cause it was well justified.
Indeed. Surely the blueberry sent an in-game note after the match thanking your squad mate for his relentless optimism.
I personally won't squad with a blueberry if they're not willing to do a few revive / insta-kill pushups for the sake of the team.
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Roofer Madness
A.N.O.N.Y.M.O.U.S.
258
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Posted - 2013.09.29 17:45:00 -
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This is precisely why I quite using that damn needle a long time ago. I'll just swoop in like your Damn Fairy Godmother with a triage hive and my gun a' blazin. No revive necessary. |
Roofer Madness
A.N.O.N.Y.M.O.U.S.
258
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Posted - 2013.09.29 17:47:00 -
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Ryme Intrinseca wrote:Aikuchi Tomaru wrote:I'm using a advanced needle so this happens less often. I'd like to see more WP for you and your proto brethren and nothing for awoxlogis like the one the OP mentions.
Did either of you even read the OP? He said he was revived at 50%. That is the ADV needle.... |
John Demonsbane
Unorganized Ninja Infantry Tactics League of Infamy
142
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Posted - 2013.09.29 17:58:00 -
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Two thoughts: 1) This is why I too never use those needles (well, that and the slowness)
2) Looks like I picked the right weekend to be working and not out on the battlefield with you lunatics! |
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Patrick57
GunFall Mobilization Covert Intervention
395
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Posted - 2013.09.29 18:49:00 -
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Roofer Madness wrote:This is precisely why I quit using that damn needle a long time ago. I'll just swoop in like your Damn Fairy Godmother with a triage hive and my gun a' blazin. No revive necessary. I used to run without a needle, but that is when my squad started needing revives |
Soulja Ghostface
MCDUSTDONALDS
93
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Posted - 2013.09.29 19:15:00 -
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Im pretty sure the logi is more happier than the killer 60wp for revive. 50wp for kill. one time i was playing medic this dude next to me got sniped the sniper shot me once then cought on to a way to get wp's it was a grueling cycle of my friend gets sniped i revive repeat in the end the sniper ran out of ammo. i had over 2000 wp and the battle was half over |
Second Cerberus
Tested In Production
49
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Posted - 2013.09.29 19:20:00 -
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Soulja Ghostface wrote:Im pretty sure the logi is more happier than the killer 60wp for revive. 50wp for kill. one time i was playing medic this dude next to me got sniped the sniper shot me once then cought on to a way to get wp's it was a grueling cycle of my friend gets sniped i revive repeat in the end the sniper ran out of ammo. i had over 2000 wp and the battle was half over
Well Done!
Great example of the power of teamwork. Revive system working as intended I take it. I'll admit I'm a little confused that no one has stepped forward to claim the prizes yet. Must be too busy in game saving those clones for the 2nd or 3rd time. You medics are a modest lot apparently, don't be shy!
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Soulja Ghostface
MCDUSTDONALDS
93
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Posted - 2013.09.29 19:24:00 -
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Second Cerberus wrote:Soulja Ghostface wrote:Im pretty sure the logi is more happier than the killer 60wp for revive. 50wp for kill. one time i was playing medic this dude next to me got sniped the sniper shot me once then cought on to a way to get wp's it was a grueling cycle of my friend gets sniped i revive repeat in the end the sniper ran out of ammo. i had over 2000 wp and the battle was half over Well Done! Great example of the power of teamwork. Revive system working as intended I take it. I'll admit I'm a little confused that no one has stepped forward to claim the prizes yet. Must be too busy in game saving those clones for the 2nd or 3rd time. You medics are a modest lot apparently, don't be shy! I have no footage of the event if i did i do not know how to put it on the forums. any help. the best recording i can do is record on my ps vita |
calvin b
Molon Labe. RISE of LEGION
643
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Posted - 2013.09.29 19:28:00 -
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Arkena Wyrnspire wrote:... I despise you people.
EDIT: I predict a member of goonfeet will win the grand prize for their needlefuckery.
LOL needlefuckery, I love that word. LOL it says it all. I F***** hate you dumb F**** that like to revive people knowing D*** well there is a firefight going on or a tank just killed me. CCP needs to install a reject revive option. I have been needlefucked a few to many and I am sick of it. CCP lower the score from 60+ to 10+ and this should calm this down. Why kill anyone when you can revive your teammates over and over, gain 60 points as the enemy gets a free 50 points. If you are going to revive do so when the fighting has calmed down. As a sniper I love you guys, you go to revive I wait. I kill them again and then I kill you, its a free 100 points and for that I thank you, for the other needfucking you can kiss my A** leave my corpse alone. |
calvin b
Molon Labe. RISE of LEGION
643
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Posted - 2013.09.29 19:30:00 -
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Patrick57 wrote:Once I revived someone 4 times, he was killed every time except for the last one.
I want to kick you so hard in the nads.
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Second Cerberus
Tested In Production
50
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Posted - 2013.09.29 19:43:00 -
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calvin b wrote:Patrick57 wrote:Once I revived someone 4 times, he was killed every time except for the last one. I want to kick you so hard in the nads.
Calvin, remember we're all friends here!
They're saving clones with all those revives, remember? That's how you win!
I still haven't figured out how me getting murdered / re-murdered multiple times in a row or me and the medic dying results in a net gain in clone count, but I'm not so good at math. Such are the mysteries of addition and subtraction! |
TunRa
New Age Pirates
205
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Posted - 2013.09.29 19:46:00 -
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If only I had a way to film. |
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