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Second Cerberus
Villore Sec Ops
Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2013.09.29 14:33:00 -
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Fellow Mercs!
In a recent match I found myself gunned down in the open facing 3 (that"s three!) enemy players under cover. A friendly logi witnessed my demise. Placing supreme confidence in my gun game and maneuverability (I play heavy after all) the logi revived me with 50% health. Unfortunately, the enemy players had not AFK'd or suffered a seizure, so I was quickly re-murdered. Thankfully the logi escaped with his/her life and presumably a pitiful WP and ISK reward. As I died (again!) I found myself wondering if there was some sort of contest on that would appropriately reward the consistently poor decision making we all know as the "revive". After review of the boards, I find that rewards and appreciation for these shameless team kills are not receiving the recognition they deserve.
To correct this injustice I wish to announce the FIRST EVER, Injector Team-Kill Appreciation Event!
$2,000,000 ISK will be awarded during this event; that's enough for over 8,000 militia nanite injectors.
How do I participate, you say?
It's easy my friends, you're already doing it!
Step 1: Find a team mate face down with enemy camping the body
Step 2: Revive them with minimal health and ammo (It builds character!)
Step 3: Watch them die
Step 4: Get Paid
Post links to a video of your best revive resulting in a team kill and earn a handsome reward!
The first 10 posts of a revive resulting in the player being instantly re-killed will earn $100,000 ISK. No reposts please as you can only win once per toon; all hard working team-killers deserve a shot at the prize.
In addition, a SPECIAL prize of $1,000,000 ISK will be awarded to the first player to post a video of a them reviving / team-killing a player 2 or more times in quick succession! Is that even possible?! I don't know but I hope so!
Good luck mercs, and to all those complaining about a broken involuntary revive system; Get gud scrub!
*All rewards will be transferred within one week of the contest close.
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Second Cerberus
Villore Sec Ops
Gallente Federation
45
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Posted - 2013.09.29 15:05:00 -
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Seeth Mensch wrote:If only I had some means of recording....
I have far too often rushed along, checked the environment, and promptly been killed while needling my ill-fated compatriot.
I have also, as my game improves, found myself getting revived more often when I *wanted* to get killed (need more 'links! stat!)
Can't win for losing.
Fear not friend!
Receiving WP and ISK for shameless team-killing is the definition of "winning for losing".
If it's good enough for CCP, it's good enough for me!
Like reviving for team-kills, you have just been rewarded for doing nothing! $100,000 ISK is on the way! |
Second Cerberus
Villore Sec Ops
Gallente Federation
45
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Posted - 2013.09.29 15:10:00 -
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Patrick57 wrote:Once I revived someone 4 times, he was killed every time except for the last one.
Well done Patrick! Your persistence no doubt resulted in that scrub getting better. |
Second Cerberus
Villore Sec Ops
Gallente Federation
48
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Posted - 2013.09.29 17:36:00 -
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KenKaniff69 wrote:During the days of chrome I watched a squad mate revive a blueberry 6 times. After all the BS I deal with that the blueberries cause it was well justified.
Indeed. Surely the blueberry sent an in-game note after the match thanking your squad mate for his relentless optimism.
I personally won't squad with a blueberry if they're not willing to do a few revive / insta-kill pushups for the sake of the team.
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Second Cerberus
Tested In Production
49
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Posted - 2013.09.29 19:20:00 -
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Soulja Ghostface wrote:Im pretty sure the logi is more happier than the killer 60wp for revive. 50wp for kill.
one time i was playing medic this dude next to me got sniped the sniper shot me once then cought on to a way to get wp's
it was a grueling cycle of my friend gets sniped i revive repeat
in the end the sniper ran out of ammo. i had over 2000 wp and the battle was half over
Well Done!
Great example of the power of teamwork. Revive system working as intended I take it. I'll admit I'm a little confused that no one has stepped forward to claim the prizes yet. Must be too busy in game saving those clones for the 2nd or 3rd time. You medics are a modest lot apparently, don't be shy!
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Second Cerberus
Tested In Production
50
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Posted - 2013.09.29 19:43:00 -
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calvin b wrote:Patrick57 wrote:Once I revived someone 4 times, he was killed every time except for the last one. I want to kick you so hard in the nads.
Calvin, remember we're all friends here!
They're saving clones with all those revives, remember? That's how you win!
I still haven't figured out how me getting murdered / re-murdered multiple times in a row or me and the medic dying results in a net gain in clone count, but I'm not so good at math. Such are the mysteries of addition and subtraction! |
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