tread lightly

500 million isk and I will help you bring down eon.
legit.

If you would like to bring forth the destruction of either of these two alliances, please mail my alt, ChromaticBurns, a brief message. I am looking to assemble a team of 16 mercs, with an average KDR of at least 3.0 and a win/lose ratio of 2.0. A minimum of 15mil skill points is also required. These requirements are necessary for a successful campaign. So if you are a vet, and have a gruge against either of these alliances, please contact me, it will be worth your time and the process is already in the works. Now is the time to strike, if any, do to the fact that STB is weak right now. You see their leader's time and patience is being directed elsewhere these days. Some are on other games, some are just tired of dust, and some have new founded responsibilities. Now is the time to strike! Ted Nugget has been gone for some time now, as well as StlCarlos. Their General, Sin Monger, grows tired and seeks rest from all of their recent battles. Marston too hasn't been as active lately. Sgt Biggz either. Now is the time to strike, with all of STB's finest at rest. From what I understand, Ragewardog, has taken over as Ceo, "unofficially". He is currently over-seeing the corps production rate and has consumed the responsibility of ensuring the corp' s success in the absents of QG. As I have said again and again, if there was ever a time to attack this alliance, now would be that time! If there was ever a time that STB was weak, now is that time! Remember...Team Players only has a trues with STB, a business contract. They are business men and every man has their price...

500 million isk and I will help you bring down eon.
legit.

Hmmmm. What you need to do Burns is get your team ready for an attack on Sver. And then in the war barge, right before the fight, demand ISK from all your teammates or you will bail on them. I seriously doubt many will want partake in your endeavor knowing the truth about you. Just saying

tread lightly

The team you are looking for is AE good sir.

Lol good luck burns.. Stop complaining about stb just because you got kicked for the final time

So whats the script on Burns he was there b4 I went off to college

"Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned" and Burns is one of the whiniest bitches there is ..gl with your campaign drama queen

Sure thing princess.... ill pick a role and its called "not giving two ***** to hormonal cuntbags like you" and it starts....right ...about .....now..............

Sure thing princess.... ill pick a role and its called "not giving two ***** to hormonal cuntbags like you" and it starts....right ...about .....now..............

Aww, Vyle...Your such a big boy talking trash over the internet. It makes me wonder how much of a man you would be standing face to face with me.

Such a weak argument. "YUR BUT I CULD BEET U UP IN REAL LIFE". There's nothing that says "internet tough" like someone who talks about how much of a big man they are IRL.

Lul.

No ****, I'm probably the toughest dude on earth IRL but you don't see me going on about it on the forums

I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desart. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

Now guys pls go easy on lil burnsy here :) .......he might as well bring his real life self in here cuz he just realize his dust persona just amounted to a pissant spec of shi*t leftover after STB just got done wiping its ass from a huge dump.....and having to watch himself grow and fester into a bigger sack of excrement like that southpark episode.........ok im getting off topic

anyways the point is burns :) like all other pre-teen princesses, i know you crave our attention so i just want you to know that im here for you and that i care about you :) . In fact, id like to help you fund for your tanks cuz you and me both know you don't want the others you've recruited to know how much of a whiny lil bi*tch you get when you start losing tanks so pls mail me in advance so i can save myself and give you a big load

-With much love,
Vyle

the line between game and serious has just been burred 0.o anyways burns is a cool guy, I wonder what happened

Then sign me up.

All of you guys in here are suckas IRL...I've seen some of the photos

Aww, Vyle...Your such a big boy talking trash over the internet. It makes me wonder how much of a man you would be standing face to face with me.

OK, but you should also post a picture of yourself to back this comment up maybe?

All of you guys in here are suckas IRL...I've seen some of the photos

Are you a female?

yawn

why so bored? add some excitement to your life. Be the one to start a war! keep this game alive! You can save it! I believe in you RawDon, your a super hero.

Hmm Recruitment trick?!

He's in one of the Alliances this thread is about....

Okay, Let me outline a few things here;

The history of a Greedy Man.

Big Burns was one of STB's go-to tankers. As such his presence would sometimes be required for an PD alliance fight if they were low/ had no tankers.

So one of the new corps in the alliance, got in contact with the STB directors and asked for a tanker for their upcoming PC match, so we sent Big Burns.

BIG MISTAKE.

One of our officers then lined BB pockets for the upcoming PC match, so he could buy the tanks needed ect. This was out of his OWN pocket..

Then we discussed the fee with the corp, we settled, all counter parties happy. Our directors logged off for the night then, had no more fights, and everything was OK (As far as they knew).

So 10mins before the PC match BB was hired for, he contacted the leadership of the other corp and demanded more money! The other corp, started to appease his demands until it was;

'I AM A TOP TANKER YOU WILL NEED TO LINE MY PALMS WITH SILVER BEFORE I JOIN YOUR POS PC MATCH'
(Pretty much word for word here)

Well what a ****! Not only had he received a healthy sum of ISK before the match, was going to have all of his tanks re-inbursed anyway, and to top it off the minimal alliance ringing fee. HE STILL WANTED MORE ISK!!!

So the other corp turned him down (Rightly so), told him to shove his tank where the son doesn't shine and the next day STB kicked him out.

So if you want to be led by someone who is clearly out for himself, loves the ISK, and then posts the rubbish above, great. But more fool you.

I have redacted the names of the corps/people invovled unless otherwise told to detail out. We have all of the mails as well for extra lols if you wanna try and answer back to above BB.

Well, everyone else is talking crap, I may as well too. Want to feel like a part of this, after all. Ahem, I just dipped my dong in melted chocolate with peanuts. That's only for when I shove it in ya'lls mouths you'll taste my sweet chocolate Baby Ruth.

I think that's what they have for dessert at Cubs bar b que. Maybe gives them Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls instead.

"I Big Burns supported this message^". Everything here is true, except you left out that I gave Sin Monger his 10mil isk back and told him to keep it, and that I wasn't interested in fighting, I even posted it in corp chat. I also gave SpartanBiker his isk back. You can ask either one of them if I am lying. I did troll the CEO of...whatever corp it was. lol. I did intend on getting kicked for that. I just got tired of winning, pub stomping, etc. I don't see any point in it. There is no challenge when you take the best players in the game and put them on one side. I enjoy a challenge and I enjoy helping the blueberries win a match, with a full side of AE, TP, NE, etc. on the opposing side. I don't hide behind and depend on my great teammates. I stand alone, because I am a veteran and that's what I'm supposed to do. I have no beef with any corp, only the "idea" of gathering a bunch of Vet's against some poor blueberries. That pretty much sums it up. I enjoyed my time in STB, I just didn't enjoy QG's hiding behind Cubs all the time...I like to fight my own battles. P.S. Thank you GODS ARCHITECT.

I enjoyed my time in STB, I just didn't enjoy QG's hiding behind Cubs all the time...I like to fight my own battles.

This thread needs more Bacon.