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Galm Fae
Guardian Solutions
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Posted - 2013.09.26 05:13:00 -
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DeadlyAztec11 wrote:True Adamance wrote:DeadlyAztec11 wrote:The pants chafe your thighs like nothing else, if you run more than half a mile. The shoes have 0% arch support(do Caldari have flat feet?)! The gloves get hot as a Gallante flamethrower, get some nano heat circulatory on that!
You would think that all of the Caldari companies would promote competition and create more favorable consumer products. And don't give me that, "it keeps the price down" BS, I can get a Minmatar medium frame that allows me to do a split and with built in synthetic fur (with nano circulation), for the same freakin' price.
Step your game up Caldari! Productivity. Their guys will get soft and complacent if they aren't constantly uncomfortable and on edge. Ain't gonna lie, your Amarr suits are comfy, though. Yet I don't see the majority of you guys getting soft. Even your heavy suits are like being in a pool of water, soft and smooth, yet restrictive of quick movement. You guys did a good job.
Oh? Because last I checked the Amarr assault frame is designed to bond directly, and rather painfully, into a Paladin's spine. That doesn't sound too comfortable to me.
Any maybe you should learn to carry a load fatboy. Not my fault you kakku can't squeeze your fat asses into a jumpsuit. I deploy almost exclusively in Caldari assault suits, and I can operate them like a second skin. Joint servos are always functional, my shields are always purring like neko, and the heads-up-display is second to none. What more could you want from your armor, a cup holder for your Quafe? |
Galm Fae
Guardian Solutions
DARKSTAR ARMY
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Posted - 2013.09.29 02:55:00 -
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DeadlyAztec11 wrote:
I'll have you know that I ran 36 miles on Caldari Prime, through a freakin' toxic swamp, in an Amarr Assault suit, through the night. All I can tell you was that I felt like I had only ran 6 miles. Had I attempted to do the same feat in a Caldari Suit, I probably would have started bleeding from my toes. If the Caldari shoes aren't going to have sufficient cushioning, like the cloud floating effect of the Amarr, could they at least have a flexible sole, like the Minmatar? Also, the leggings need to be more flexible, it's like your fighting the pants every time if you try to do anything more than a fast march.
Whatever, guess it does not really matter. I just hope one of those Caldari Companies hires a Gallante ergonomic specialist.
Given your past claims on this summit kakku, in my mind you don't even exist... Just thought you should know in case you ask yourself why I am not paying attention to you. You said yourself you are a desk spook, likely because you mental state makes you a liability in the field. Anyone who actually took the time to haul through ANY swamp in an Amarr suit would have quickly found that their shirts impede movement and your heat sinks will explode into a fireball unless you actively cool them every chance you get. |
Galm Fae
Guardian Solutions
DARKSTAR ARMY
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Posted - 2013.09.29 06:52:00 -
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DeadlyAztec11 wrote:Yun Hee Ryeon wrote:DeadlyAztec11 wrote:Do any of us truly exist? No.... But why do you ask? I'm just making fun of Galam Fae, saying he doesn't believe in my existence lol
Galm. My name is Galm. One syllable, soft 'L', you dense waste of biomass. |
Galm Fae
Guardian Solutions
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Posted - 2013.10.28 06:44:00 -
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Niina Eskola wrote:Oh gods, how do you wear these things? Literally everything hurts.
You get used to it quickly. |
Galm Fae
Guardian Solutions
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Posted - 2013.10.30 04:41:00 -
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DeadlyAztec11 wrote:"... Hm? Oh, my bad! Got carried away there. Just a another reason I am no priest.
Among several I am sure. Touch her and I'll feed you your own thumbs with a straw. |
Galm Fae
Eskola Ergonomics
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Posted - 2013.10.31 05:58:00 -
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DeadlyAztec11 wrote:Galm Fae wrote:DeadlyAztec11 wrote:"... Hm? Oh, my bad! Got carried away there. Just a another reason I am no priest. Among several I am sure. Touch her and I'll feed you your own thumbs with a straw. "Sir, I doubt the lady would moan about it. Well, she may moan about it but I doubt she'd complain."
I think you horribly underestimate my ability to **** fury on all you love. |
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