oh please. that's like using a spoon to cut your steak, and the guy who does that is generally a bit slow.

Yes I wear a burger king crown when I play. Its how you know I'm sniper king.pew

I agree; you are the Burger King of all snipers.

I saw you at the Sniper Convention last weekend. I really liked your pet penguins and unicycle.


Munch

I drop the dong with them headshots. Just a bit of chest-beating, although there really isint a sniper that's up to par with me. Sniper since beta. Pew pew.

Bet you don't have a Balac's N-17 Sniper Rifle like me.

Typing with a phone didn't spell check. Obviously I'm not trying to spell bee champion. It has nothing to do with me being sniper king.

Irony:

Headshot a moving target at 500+ meters.

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Can't hit the right buttons in front of his face.

I Have STUBBY FINGERS :'(

What's your longest confirned headshot?
mine 590.1 while target was running.

590.2 while I was running.

Lol OH YEAH WELL MINE WAS 16 MILLION WHILE I WAS DROPPING FROM THE MCC!
Just kidding....or am I?
The chess match continues........

Hmmm.
I'm not sure about this. You smell a bit like a dead fish.

I once shot at an uplink and got a headshot and kill points, this is actually a true story, was trying to take out an uplonk and bam headshot. My theory is that the uplink reverse teleported my bullet back to where ever clones spawn from.

True snipers use their rifles in cqc like so (me), so after i am done speccing my Scrambler out, ill be speccing snipers here aswell, but using it in cqc ranges, my KBM doesnt come with tampons.

sitting on a hill 50.000.000 km away from danger is coward-style sniping, be a man dude, go cqc.

PS: if you respond with hooo but that looks easy, ill advise you to download APB R, get a starter pack, buy the Scout RT1 rifle, go into a Gold District and notice that the TTK in that game is 0.6-0.75 seconds for automatic weapons and 1.5s for a scout rifle, if you miss, thats another 1.5 seconds ontop and is mostly your end.

You basically just admitted that everything else you have said is a lie....thanks for the clarification.
so have you been fitted for your helmet yet or do you just have an attendant that helps clean you up after you make doody?

Wut? o_O

You said,
"I once shot at an uplink and got a headshot and kill points, this is actually a true story"
If you had to specify that it was a true story....meaning that you lie so much you have tell people when you aren't lying.
And your ******** and need a helmet....and somebody to clean you up after you **** yourself.

Hey they censored me....well now I know better...

I drop the dong with them headshots. Just a bit of chest-beating, although there really isint a sniper that's up to par with me. Sniper since beta. Pew pew.

Slow clap


So am I, and sniping is easy mode, like logi-spam dropping. Players can quickly take your roll with a starter sniper suit. And other then that your mostly just a waste for the group. A dominion match (sniper easy easy mode) is useless with them because without the point you will loss. Sniper does not care and just is trying to get head shots and feel uber.


Point is sniping is easy mode.

No way. A good sniper is basically a predator hunter playing chess.
you watch closely learn your targets and predict their movements.
Do it wrong and you end up dead.
you guys with your assault rifles are like theJapanese kamikaze pilots of world war 2.
you run in guns blazing trying to wrack up kills while at the same time you have now died 22 times in the course of 15 minutes... does this make sense to anybody?

Running assault is tre barbaric, good thing we snipers are civilized, perhaps we should teach those assault savages how to use silverware properly.

Slow clap


So am I, and sniping is easy mode, like logi-spam dropping. Players can quickly take your roll with a starter sniper suit. And other then that your mostly just a waste for the group. A dominion match (sniper easy easy mode) is useless with them because without the point you will loss. Sniper does not care and just is trying to get head shots and feel uber.


Point is sniping is easy mode.