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itsmellslikefish DIOS EX. Top Men. 252	Posted - 2013.09.22 03:28:00 - [1] - Quote I drop the dong with them headshots. Just a bit of cheast-beating, although there really isint a sniper that's up to par with me. Sniper since beta. Pew pew.
itsmellslikefish DIOS EX. Top Men. 252	Posted - 2013.09.22 03:38:00 - [2] - Quote True Adamance wrote: itsmellslikefish wrote: I drop the dong with them headshots. Just a bit of cheast-beating, although there really isint a sniper that's up to par with me. Sniper since beta. Pew pew. Well you certainly aren't spelling bee champion. This is pretty believable..... Typing with a phone didn't spell check. Obviously I'm not trying to spell bee champion. It has nothing to do with me being sniper king.
itsmellslikefish DIOS EX. Top Men. 252	Posted - 2013.09.22 03:46:00 - [3] - Quote ladwar wrote: i get more headshots then you with an HMG, therefor i win. Your inferior hmg is no match for my charge sniper. With my range and with you kindly not moving when you shoot you might as well paint a bullseye on your helmet. Pew pew .
itsmellslikefish DIOS EX. Top Men. 253	Posted - 2013.09.22 04:02:00 - [4] - Quote 2100 Angels wrote: who are you? never heard of you I am itsmellslikefish, aka fish aka fishy aka dragonborn, and self apointed sniper King.
itsmellslikefish DIOS EX. Top Men. 253	Posted - 2013.09.22 04:04:00 - [5] - Quote Coleman Gray wrote: And I here by strip you of the title since you require a sniper rifle to snipe, where as the king of snipers would do it with a scrambler rifle. Sniper prof 5, Scrambler rifle prof 3 Complex dmg mods
itsmellslikefish DIOS EX. Top Men. 253	Posted - 2013.09.22 04:08:00 - [6] - Quote TheAmazing FlyingPig wrote: King of snipers? ... You mean to tell me that there's something that would make you different from other snipers? Yes I wear a burger king crown when I play. Its how you know I'm sniper king.pew
itsmellslikefish DIOS EX. Top Men. 253	Posted - 2013.09.22 04:11:00 - [7] - Quote AAGMUNDR wrote: I really hope I see you in games now. I snipe 90% of the time and I've also been sniping since beta. I regularly go 20+ and 0 in matches. I've got a maxed out sniper skill tree, 22 Thales, I use KB/M and I've played multiple FPS's at the pro level. Everytime I snipe you I am going to take a screenshot. When I have a nice big collection I will bring up my bookmark for this thread and post it. I'm in between jobs right now and taking a well deserved vacation so I have all the time in the world. I'm coming for you "king". This I look forward too. il be looking for you too insolent peon. I wish I could use kb/m unfortunately I was born without the the need to use tampons. Pew
itsmellslikefish DIOS EX. Top Men. 274	Posted - 2013.10.04 12:06:00 - [8] - Quote Fire of Prometheus wrote: itsmellslikefish wrote: ladwar wrote: i get more headshots then you with an HMG, therefor i win. Your inferior hmg is no match for my charge sniper. . . Ha charge sniper.....ever heard of a Thales? It's what all the big boys and girls use to snipe I lost my last one in a pc :'(. Anyways I like how you can release the trigger with a charge.
itsmellslikefish DIOS EX. Top Men. 274	Posted - 2013.10.04 12:10:00 - [9] - Quote Rei Shepard wrote: itsmellslikefish wrote: AAGMUNDR wrote: I really hope I see you in games now. I snipe 90% of the time and I've also been sniping since beta. I regularly go 20+ and 0 in matches. I've got a maxed out sniper skill tree, 22 Thales, I use KB/M and I've played multiple FPS's at the pro level. Everytime I snipe you I am going to take a screenshot. When I have a nice big collection I will bring up my bookmark for this thread and post it. I'm in between jobs right now and taking a well deserved vacation so I have all the time in the world. I'm coming for you "king". This I look forward too. il be looking for you too insolent peon. I wish I could use kb/m unfortunately I was born without the the need to use tampons. Pew True snipers use their rifles in cqc like so (me), so after i am done speccing my Scrambler out, ill be speccing snipers here aswell, but using it in cqc ranges, my KBM doesnt come with tampons. sitting on a hill 50.000.000 km away from danger is coward-style sniping, be a man dude, go cqc. PS: if you respond with hooo but that looks easy, ill advise you to download APB R, get a starter pack, buy the Scout RT1 rifle, go into a Gold District and notice that the TTK in that game is 0.6-0.75 seconds for automatic weapons and 1.5s for a scout rifle, if you miss, thats another 1.5 seconds ontop and is mostly your end. Tbh the only reason I don't use kbm is I sit on the ground and play and it would be uncomfortable to play with them. I cqc sometimes, I use an active scanner so I can't ever be to far from the action.
itsmellslikefish DIOS EX. Top Men. 275	Posted - 2013.10.04 13:43:00 - [10] - Quote 2100 Angels wrote: Rei Shepard wrote: sitting on a hill 50.000.000 km away from danger is coward-style sniping, be a man dude, go cqc. oh please. that's like using a spoon to cut your steak, and the guy who does that is generally a bit slow. http://m.imgur.com/gallery/zho0g If anything everyone's a coward for being 50,000,000 km from me.

itsmellslikefish DIOS EX. Top Men. 275	Posted - 2013.10.04 15:04:00 - [11] - Quote Poonmunch wrote: itsmellslikefish wrote: TheAmazing FlyingPig wrote: King of snipers? ... You mean to tell me that there's something that would make you different from other snipers? Yes I wear a burger king crown when I play. Its how you know I'm sniper king.pew I agree; you are the Burger King of all snipers. I saw you at the Sniper Convention last weekend. I really liked your pet penguins and unicycle. Munch Oh that was you! I like to dress like a clown every now and then, people drop dead laughing when I shoot them the punch line. My jokes almost never go over their heads. Tee hee
itsmellslikefish DIOS EX. Top Men. 275	Posted - 2013.10.04 20:40:00 - [12] - Quote Alldin Kan wrote: itsmellslikefish wrote: I drop the dong with them headshots. Just a bit of chest-beating, although there really isint a sniper that's up to par with me. Sniper since beta. Pew pew. Bet you don't have a Balac's N-17 Sniper Rifle like me. That isint real is it?
itsmellslikefish DIOS EX. Top Men. 275	Posted - 2013.10.04 21:01:00 - [13] - Quote Anarchide wrote: itsmellslikefish wrote: True Adamance wrote: itsmellslikefish wrote: I drop the dong with them headshots. Just a bit of cheast-beating, although there really isint a sniper that's up to par with me. Sniper since beta. Pew pew. Well you certainly aren't spelling bee champion. This is pretty believable..... Typing with a phone didn't spell check. Obviously I'm not trying to spell bee champion. It has nothing to do with me being sniper king. Irony: Headshot a moving target at 500+ meters. Can't hit the right buttons in front of his face. I Have STUBBY FINGERS :'(
itsmellslikefish DIOS EX. Top Men. 275	Posted - 2013.10.04 21:35:00 - [14] - Quote Shotgun Famous wrote: What's your longest confirned headshot? mine 590.1 while target was running. 590.2 while I was running.
itsmellslikefish DIOS EX. Top Men. 275	Posted - 2013.10.04 21:43:00 - [15] - Quote Shotgun Famous wrote: itsmellslikefish wrote: Shotgun Famous wrote: What's your longest confirned headshot? mine 590.1 while target was running. 590.2 while I was running. Lol OH YEAH WELL MINE WAS 16 MILLION WHILE I WAS DROPPING FROM THE MCC! Just kidding....or am I? The chess match continues........ I once shot at an uplink and got a headshot and kill points, this is actually a true story, was trying to take out an uplonk and bam headshot. My theory is that the uplink reverse teleported my bullet back to where ever clones spawn from.
itsmellslikefish DIOS EX. Top Men. 275	Posted - 2013.10.04 21:47:00 - [16] - Quote Arkena Wyrnspire wrote: Hmmm. I'm not sure about this. You smell a bit like a dead fish. Can't help, it camping out there with no complex ac mods on my suit does that to a guy.
itsmellslikefish DIOS EX. Top Men. 275	Posted - 2013.10.04 22:28:00 - [17] - Quote Shotgun Famous wrote: itsmellslikefish wrote: Shotgun Famous wrote: itsmellslikefish wrote: Shotgun Famous wrote: What's your longest confirned headshot? mine 590.1 while target was running. 590.2 while I was running. Lol OH YEAH WELL MINE WAS 16 MILLION WHILE I WAS DROPPING FROM THE MCC! Just kidding....or am I? The chess match continues........ I once shot at an uplink and got a headshot and kill points, this is actually a true story, was trying to take out an uplonk and bam headshot. My theory is that the uplink reverse teleported my bullet back to where ever clones spawn from. You basically just admitted that everything else you have said is a lie....thanks for the clarification. so have you been fitted for your helmet yet or do you just have an attendant that helps clean you up after you make doody? Wut? o_O
itsmellslikefish DIOS EX. Top Men. 275	Posted - 2013.10.04 23:02:00 - [18] - Quote Shotgun Famous wrote: Shotgun Famous wrote: Wut? o_O You said, "I once shot at an uplink and got a headshot and kill points, this is actually a true story" If you had to specify that it was a true story....meaning that you lie so much you have tell people when you aren't lying. And your ****** and need a helmet....and somebody to clean you up after you ** yourself. Hey they censored me....well now I know better...[/quote] Wut o_O
itsmellslikefish DIOS EX. Top Men. 276	Posted - 2013.10.05 01:14:00 - [19] - Quote Shotgun Famous wrote: Athena Sentinel wrote: itsmellslikefish wrote: I drop the dong with them headshots. Just a bit of chest-beating, although there really isint a sniper that's up to par with me. Sniper since beta. Pew pew. Slow clap So am I, and sniping is easy mode, like logi-spam dropping. Players can quickly take your roll with a starter sniper suit. And other then that your mostly just a waste for the group. A dominion match (sniper easy easy mode) is useless with them because without the point you will loss. Sniper does not care and just is trying to get head shots and feel uber. Point is sniping is easy mode. No way. A good sniper is basically a predator hunter playing chess. you watch closely learn your targets and predict their movements. Do it wrong and you end up dead. you guys with your assault rifles are like theJapanese kamikaze pilots of world war 2. you run in guns blazing trying to wrack up kills while at the same time you have now died 22 times in the course of 15 minutes... does this make sense to anybody? Running assault is tre barbaric, good thing we snipers are civilized, perhaps we should teach those assault savages how to use silverware properly.
itsmellslikefish DIOS EX. Top Men. 277	Posted - 2013.10.05 08:01:00 - [20] - Quote Anarchide wrote: Athena Sentinel wrote: itsmellslikefish wrote: I drop the dong with them headshots. Just a bit of chest-beating, although there really isint a sniper that's up to par with me. Sniper since beta. Pew pew. Slow clap So am I, and sniping is easy mode, like logi-spam dropping. Players can quickly take your roll with a starter sniper suit. And other then that your mostly just a waste for the group. A dominion match (sniper easy easy mode) is useless with them because without the point you will loss. Sniper does not care and just is trying to get head shots and feel uber. Point is sniping is easy mode. With so many easy ways to win, why aren't owning this game and toping the leaderboards, Sir? That would be to easy? I like having fun in this game, I like running other fits too much, trolling proto suits with a milita starter sniper can only entertain a pking for so long. Ive recently started using the plasma cannon, pew boom.

itsmellslikefish DIOS EX. Top Men. 277	Posted - 2013.10.06 03:16:00 - [21] - Quote Fire of Prometheus wrote: Shotgun Famous wrote: i need to get my hands on one of those Thales.... been taken out by one once and didnt have time to hunt the guy down.... They are the awesomest sniper ever!!!!! I have 13....wich is very little I comparison to soem people....but it just makes me use them sparingly and only on special occasions :p 13 is more then some people. Lost my last one when I got orbed in a pc before 1.4. Havnt touched one since, seriously having withdrawals.
itsmellslikefish DIOS EX. Top Men. 284	Posted - 2013.10.08 21:24:00 - [22] - Quote Any new issues with rendering for all my fellow snipers? I think it got worse.