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Posted - 2013.09.21 05:49:00 -
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Internal Error (c) the Exciting new Patch to DUST 514 from CCP-compete across the galaxy with thousands of other players as they curse and scream at their screens as they experience the fast paced non stop excitement of LOADING screens-the pulse pounding thrill of choosing your character, followed by the mesmerizing loading of your Merc Quarters. Stunning spinning dots will amaze you with revolutionary 2D graphics which include white dots cleverly animated to appear as if they are going in a circle! But that is just the beginning of the newest addition to the MMnO (massively multiplayer NOT online) universe in this brand new category of games known as FPLD (First Person Load & Disconnect) While loading the game is a triumph of tedium on its own it is a great taste of what's to come as nothing beats the thrill of getting your very own"undefined" category of dropsuits. But the real stunner and entirely new concept that is redefining "game play" as we know it. CCP is the Pioneer and inventor of the FPLD category so its no surprise to gamers that the Icelandic/Shanghai company has introduced a whopping new conclusion to their epic three minute connection/loading phase with "-the disconnect," or as DUST514 players have dubbed it, "kicked out."
WOW CCP hit a home run here as other MMO games are so out of date they actually let you "play" a game. CCP's cutting edge free to play disconnect game dispenses with traditional game play and replaces it with the stunning 2D graphic text messages like "Internal Error," "Undefined," and "OK." This messages are actually in WHITE typeface-again just STUNNING.
SPOILER ALERT!!!!! Don't read if you want to enjoy the thrilling conclusion to "Error Message", for those of you just dying to get in on the "END GAME" here's how it works: you get the message and then you are "Disconnected,!!" It's AWESOME. Don't worry though-you get to try again with the SAME RESULTS. Once you have the pattern down, you will amaze your friends with your skill at repeatedly logging in.
Of course this all has a tremendous impact on the EVE Universe-a space MMRPG where you actually have to play the game apparently and do stuff (boring!!). Luckily, DUST 514 will spare you that tedium as you don't have to do anything and if you are using a controller all you need is the X button!! |