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CharCharOdell
Shining Flame Amarr Empire
818
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Posted - 2013.09.17 04:42:00 -
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That's right, gents, I am looking for a new corp. I've taken 1.4 off, mostly, because I find PC a little draining; spent a lot of time at work (IRL), and the situation with newberries being turned away was irking me, so I've spent the last month helping D-Uni and and newberries I find in local while playing pubs and mercing here and there.
1.5 will make tanks fearsome again (I hope), and I believe we will be seeing a lot more of them in PC-----> the best AV is a tank and has always been. But when when your tanks are being killed by evil red tanks, you need a super-weapon. An end to the arms race- that is where I come in. I am a precision-guided anti-tank munition that can be deployed anywhere and at anytime with a minimal risk to investment that can only be gained from experience and a love for tanks that is rare, among an even more rare breed.
Here is what I have to offer: 1) A guarantee that I will win any 1 v 1 tank engagement vs any tanker in all of Molden Heath. 2) PROTO callogi/MD killer death logi fit for when tanks aren't effective or needed, so I am highly effective in both CQC and open battlefields. 3) A long record of quality service and honesty: I'll say this right now- if I fight for you on personal ideals, I will leave when I deem that the corporation is headed toward the ground or if I find the company to be sour. That being said, I have never, nor will I ever, cheat, AWOX, spy, or anything of that nature. I value honesty and quality service above all else. If I join your corporation for the purposes of: "I want you to fight for corp X", then I'll serve a set amount of time no matter what. 4) NO DRAMA- I really couldn't care less who likes who or who said what about anyone as long as I am paid well for my services 5) A solid contract: I will serve for one month, no questions asked, win or lose, however, after that month, I may choose to leave and I hope there will be no problems with that.
Here is what I want in return: 1) An allowance: That's right. I don't lose 1 v 1 tank battles in PC- ever. So that means I want some spending money here and there to buy myself a nice purse or some shoes. It can be 20 mil or 120 mil, for all I care, but preferably, every couple weeks would be nice. 2) 2.4 mil/tank I lose in PC because I pull out the best tanks money can buy. (Dropsuit losses in PC do not need to be reimbursed)
What my contract looks like: For one month, you can send me anywhere you want while I am online, so long as you pay for my tanks (in PC) and give me a regular paycheck. After that month, I may freely leave the corp, or renew my contract for a set amount of time which will be decided when that day comes.
My employment record |
CharCharOdell
Shining Flame Amarr Empire
833
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Posted - 2013.09.17 12:45:00 -
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Killar-12 wrote:I'd like your assistance in running the tanker tourney (just finding the people and getting them organized)
I could go for some organization. We can talk about this. |
CharCharOdell
Shining Flame Amarr Empire
835
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Posted - 2013.09.17 15:00:00 -
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Quickgloves wrote:Message me an we will discuss details personally.
Very well. I'll be on tonight. |
CharCharOdell
Shining Flame Amarr Empire
836
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Posted - 2013.09.17 17:38:00 -
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soulreaper73 wrote:Char forgot to mention he requires Pony Plushy Toys as payment
There will be ponies. |
CharCharOdell
Shining Flame Amarr Empire
836
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Posted - 2013.09.17 18:09:00 -
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Bojo The Mighty wrote:You can always join Mango and Friends
Lol. I am the Speaker of the Mangrove and senior field agent. Mango is my home base. It is time for me to get back into PC. |
CharCharOdell
Shining Flame Amarr Empire
837
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Posted - 2013.09.17 19:26:00 -
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Skipper Jones wrote:So you're not looking for a corp, you looking for a work. If you have a contract listed about what the corp has to do FOR YOU to be able to join, then you're going a little too far.
Actually, I can do that because I don't lose 1 v 1 tank battles- ever. Worst case scenario, I'll nullify another tanker's effectiveness and we'll be in a rail duel for an entire battle. So yeah, I can ask for whatever I want because I perform as good as anyone and I don't come with all the drama a lot of other top players do. |
CharCharOdell
Shining Flame Amarr Empire
837
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Posted - 2013.09.17 19:28:00 -
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Derrith Erador wrote:As a Knight, I am required to be sickened by your mercenary mindset. Loyalty to lord and Pradox is what I'm all about! Though I must admit, your new shoes look hot! but that's mainly because I have a foot fetish. also, you should try out these shoes.
Thanks (: I get pedicures on Caldari Prime every week.
I am not the type to be a knight. I'm a mercenary with a free will and am one of the best at what I do. I'll fight for whoever pays fory shoe fetish. |
CharCharOdell
Shining Flame Amarr Empire
838
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Posted - 2013.09.17 19:59:00 -
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Skipper Jones wrote:CharCharOdell wrote:Skipper Jones wrote:So you're not looking for a corp, you looking for a work. If you have a contract listed about what the corp has to do FOR YOU to be able to join, then you're going a little too far.
Actually, I can do that because I don't lose 1 v 1 tank battles- ever. Worst case scenario, I'll nullify another tanker's effectiveness and we'll be in a rail duel for an entire battle. So yeah, I can ask for whatever I want because I perform as good as anyone and I don't come with all the drama a lot of other top players do. Never said what you can/can't do man. Not trying to down you or your skill, just I find it wrong that you charge someone for them to be in your corp. I can see if you're ringing for them, just can't see the corp part.
I'm a mercenary, not a knight. I offer contracts; I don't swear to fight for king and country. |
CharCharOdell
Shining Flame Amarr Empire
844
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Posted - 2013.09.18 02:57:00 -
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Enough to make me feel like every corp I've ever been in has been cheating me. Hahaha.
But yes. Signed until 20131017. |
CharCharOdell
Shining Flame Amarr Empire
845
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Posted - 2013.09.18 03:12:00 -
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Killar-12 wrote:CharCharOdell wrote:Enough to make me feel like every corp I've ever been in has been cheating me. Hahaha.
But yes. Signed until 20131017. Hey, set up some teams for the tanker tourney, please
I'm trying to set up the dream team as we speak, but you know who i want.
Also, i got a sign on bonus of 50 mil for being cute----so many shoes!!!!! :D |
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CharCharOdell
Shining Flame Amarr Empire
848
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Posted - 2013.09.18 04:27:00 -
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True Adamance wrote:CharCharOdell wrote:That's right, gents, I am looking for a new corp. I've taken 1.4 off, mostly, because I find PC a little draining; spent a lot of time at work (IRL), and the situation with newberries being turned away was irking me, so I've spent the last month helping D-Uni and and newberries I find in local while playing pubs and mercing here and there. 1.5 will make tanks fearsome again (I hope), and I believe we will be seeing a lot more of them in PC-----> the best AV is a tank and has always been. But when when your tanks are being killed by evil red tanks, you need a super-weapon. An end to the arms race- that is where I come in. I am a precision-guided anti-tank munition that can be deployed anywhere and at anytime with a minimal risk to investment that can only be gained from experience and a love for tanks that is rare, among an even more rare breed. Here is what I have to offer: 1) A guarantee that I will win any 1 v 1 tank engagement vs any tanker in all of Molden Heath. 2) PROTO callogi/MD killer death logi fit for when tanks aren't effective or needed, so I am highly effective in both CQC and open battlefields. 3) A long record of quality service and honesty: I'll say this right now- if I fight for you on personal ideals, I will leave when I deem that the corporation is headed toward the ground or if I find the company to be sour. That being said, I have never, nor will I ever, cheat, AWOX, spy, or anything of that nature. I value honesty and quality service above all else. If I join your corporation for the purposes of: "I want you to fight for corp X", then I'll serve a set amount of time no matter what. 4) NO DRAMA- I really couldn't care less who likes who or who said what about anyone as long as I am paid well for my services 5) A solid contract: I will serve for one month, no questions asked, win or lose, however, after that month, I may choose to leave and I hope there will be no problems with that. Here is what I want in return: 1) An allowance: That's right. I don't lose 1 v 1 tank battles in PC- ever. So that means I want some spending money here and there to buy myself a nice purse or some shoes. It can be 20 mil or 120 mil, for all I care, but preferably, every couple weeks would be nice. 2) 2.4 mil/tank I lose in PC because I pull out the best tanks money can buy. (Dropsuit losses in PC do not need to be reimbursed) What my contract looks like: For one month, you can send me anywhere you want while I am online, so long as you pay for my tanks (in PC) and give me a regular paycheck. After that month, I may freely leave the corp, or renew my contract for a set amount of time which will be decided when that day comes. My employment record If you had some time you could try to teach me how to tank.... or you could just join PIE smite enemies in the name of the Empress, look like a bad ass, and generally destroy everything your little black heart desires.
'Honey Badger'
It's a chat room. Also, I am known to take on an apprentice every now and again, but I'm very picky about who it is, as most of the time, i pick them because i see them as a threat down the road and i do love a good fight.... |
CharCharOdell
Shining Flame Amarr Empire
853
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Posted - 2013.09.18 13:35:00 -
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noob cavman wrote:Cream of the crop always have different rules apply to them and I can say ive always wanted to hunt char down... Ccp give char a chromosome proto tank and me 3 guys from my old corp to hunt with.
if they brought it back to chrome, i'd be doin pretty good. i miss chrome and my 5000 dps cannon.... |
CharCharOdell
Shining Flame Amarr Empire
853
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Posted - 2013.09.18 13:38:00 -
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excillon wrote:Seems kind of...pointless. You talked about joining DU to help people in another thread, and now your just mercing it. To each their own, just seems contradictory.
Dust is about building things. From suits, to tanks, to friendships, to corps. Why not try to be a part of something bigger than yourself, rather than selling your talents off to the highest bidder? Go somewhere where you could make a real difference in the game, and support and be supported, with ISK/AUR simply as an after thought?
I don't think anyone's asking you to fight for queen and country, but you should fight for yourself and your team.
To each their own I guess, best of luck.
I spent the last month teaching noobs and keeping away from PC. time to get back in the game, brobro. |
CharCharOdell
Shining Flame Amarr Empire
974
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Posted - 2013.09.18 23:52:00 -
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Fox Gaden wrote:Are you still doing the Mango thing when you are not in a PC match, or is that on hold for now?
Mango is branded on my soul. I'll still be helping noobs when I'm not in PC/ |
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