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soulreaper73
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Posted - 2013.09.16 14:54:00 -
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True Adamance wrote: Your Subway is Subpar....
Your Milk makes my skin crawl.... I come from a rural milk producing country where that **** is done right.....
These Cheetos I keep hearing about the neck beards eat really suck....
You can't drink until you are 20... what is this?
How do you all survive the wasteland that is American cuisine?
So far the one redeeming feature of this country is the quality of the Egg breakfasts.
Most of us do not use subways so we do not care. I do not drink milk so I would agree with you on that. Cheetos are disgusting. We can drink before 21. We just can not do it legally. However, it is pretty easy to get an alcoholic beverage if you want one and are not 21. There is almost no such thing as American food as we are a nation of immigrants and most of us are proud of our diversity. So yes our food would be considered a watered down version of where ever you are from. However, we survive because of the almighty Waffle House
PS. Get out of Utah as fast as you can. That place is unlike any portion of the US and is more like a theocracy instead. A weird damn place Utah. I suggest coming to Miami and enjoy our Cuban Cuisine. That stuff in Miami is the real deal. Just do not wander into some of the neighborhoods or you will not make it out. Some of the areas in Miami and Orlando are like Kandahar. Freaking war zones.
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soulreaper73
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Posted - 2013.09.16 17:55:00 -
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go to a grocery store and get a bag of bbq flavored pork rinds |
soulreaper73
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Posted - 2013.09.16 22:39:00 -
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[/quote] Utah was absolutely beautiful. I have seen nothing like Zion in my entire life and probably never will again.
When I said Subway I meant the fast food chain...[/quote]
Utah is nice to look at scenery wise. I just would not want to live there. Yeah subway sux. I prefer Jimmy Johns or Jersey Mikes |
soulreaper73
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Posted - 2013.09.16 23:47:00 -
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knight of 6 wrote:True Adamance wrote: I have been to some absolutely crazy diners and restaurants, and now that I am in Vegas I wanted to go gambling, drinking, and watch strippers take their clothes off.
I can only do one of those three things....
welcome to America where being fat qualifies you for handicap parking! Vegas is a hole... third on my list of the worst places in the USA behind Oakland CA and Niagara falls(I know I said "in the USA" but the Canadian side is an affront to nature as well). glad to see that you got to Zion though! definitely would go there again I only got to spend a day and it just wasn't enough to see it all. I'm not sure where you're from but the bread in the US sucks so don't expect much as far as awesome bread for sandwiches and stuff. I can say one positive thing about American food though, we make a better hotdog than iceland! sorry CCP but it's true horrifyingly true.
Challenge accepted. I shall gain 200lbs so i can get a primo parking spot
We do have way too many fat *****
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soulreaper73
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Posted - 2013.09.17 14:25:00 -
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+5 I have been to Munchies. Very good place |
soulreaper73
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Posted - 2013.09.17 15:46:00 -
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True Adamance wrote: I was told by an American recently that if he could get rid of two states Arizona and Florida would be the two.... what does Florida have? Im not too informed about that state.
Cuban food. Beaches, Sun, weirdos, drugs( lots of em), Disney World, Harry Potter World, Lebron James, Steve Tannehill's Wife, crazy criminal trials with mind boggling results( and that is just orlando where i live), Key West, Dwayne The Rock Johnson, and Soulreaper73
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soulreaper73
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Posted - 2013.09.17 19:31:00 -
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Heimdallr69 wrote:True Adamance wrote: I was told by an American recently that if he could get rid of two states Arizona and Florida would be the two.... what does Florida have? Im not too informed about that state. That "American" was butthurt over football programs and no not soccer
what is this soccer you speak of
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soulreaper73
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Posted - 2013.09.17 22:31:00 -
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BARDAS wrote:True Adamance wrote: I was told by an American recently that if he could get rid of two states Arizona and Florida would be the two.... what does Florida have? Im not too informed about that state. Probably for political reasons. Florida is the state that always screws things up during our Presidential elections. Arizona because they enacted a bunch of controversial laws. Outside of the political spectrum those states have a lot to offer. Especially, Florida if you are interested in sun and food. My personal recommendation if you ever visit again is Northern California, Colorado, New York, and Minnesota for the Mall of America in Minneapolis.
Either that or the person was probably made that one of our alligators bit off Chub's hand forcing him to quit the PGA tour and mentor Happy Gilmore. |
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Posted - 2013.09.19 15:35:00 -
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True Adamance wrote:San Fran would have been good but I just don't have the time to go where I want to.
google man vs food and then go to all those places. you must accept each food challenge as well.
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