DUST Search - How Minimatar was freed from enslavement (My Version)

Orion Vahid wrote:

NOTE: All the stereotypes used in this story are purely for humor and should not be taken seriously!
So there were these people called Amarr that just loved their empress and worshiped her like a sex goddess decided that it was lulzy to go around and enslave the **** out of everyone. There is also the space canada "Gallente" and space murika "caldari" but they are too small so nobody gives a ****. Minimatar were a bunch of ugly motherfuckers that nobody liked so nobody gave a **** when Amarr was enslaving them and sent them into the tunnels and blew them up for religious festivals. So while gallente is busy covering their ships in maple syrup and every Caldari is at McDonalds getting fat (Just kidding, Caldaris were always fat <3) Amarr got tired of blowing up Minimatar so they decided to blow themselves because it was funnier. They also thought it would be funny to stop selling free maple syrup (lul) to gallente. bad choice. gallentes got mad and picked up their hockey sticks. Minimatar decided it's a good time to be given a **** about so they told gallente to help them in exchange for duct tape technology. So while Amarr is blowing themselves up they realize they are in deep **** so the empress sends nudes to Caldari's director to get reinforcements but they were all too fat and all their ships blew up when they try to fly. after a long battle and many broken hockey sticks Amarr decided that ugly smelly Minimatars aren't that valuable so they put them all in escape pods and sent them flying. then gallentes realized hockey season was starting so they went back to their homes.
and there was peace and Amarr went back to blowing up enslaved aliens, Caldari never really gave a **** and minimatar rebuilt all their duct tape with more duct tape.
The end.

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Orion Vahid DUST University Ivy League 169	Posted - 2013.09.10 00:16:00 - [1] - Quote NOTE: All the stereotypes used in this story are purely for humor and should not be taken seriously! So there were these people called Amarr that just loved their empress and worshiped her like a sex goddess decided that it was lulzy to go around and enslave the ** out of everyone. There is also the space canada "Gallente" and space murika "caldari" but they are too small so nobody gives a . Minimatar were a bunch of ugly motherfuckers that nobody liked so nobody gave a when Amarr was enslaving them and sent them into the tunnels and blew them up for religious festivals. So while gallente is busy covering their ships in maple syrup and every Caldari is at McDonalds getting fat (Just kidding, Caldaris were always fat <3) Amarr got tired of blowing up Minimatar so they decided to blow themselves because it was funnier. They also thought it would be funny to stop selling free maple syrup (lul) to gallente. bad choice. gallentes got mad and picked up their hockey sticks. Minimatar decided it's a good time to be given a about so they told gallente to help them in exchange for duct tape technology. So while Amarr is blowing themselves up they realize they are in deep so the empress sends nudes to Caldari's director to get reinforcements but they were all too fat and all their ships blew up when they try to fly. after a long battle and many broken hockey sticks Amarr decided that ugly smelly Minimatars aren't that valuable so they put them all in escape pods and sent them flying. then gallentes realized hockey season was starting so they went back to their homes. and there was peace and Amarr went back to blowing up enslaved aliens, Caldari never really gave a ** and minimatar rebuilt all their duct tape with more duct tape. The end.
True Adamance PIE Inc. Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris 1874	Posted - 2013.09.10 00:20:00 - [2] - Quote When I face palmed after reading this I think my palm went through my face. Someone please call a doctor. This really hurts.
VEREINA CELESTIAL WARFARE F-Your-K.D. 13	Posted - 2013.09.10 00:23:00 - [3] - Quote And im the one who got my topic locked for talking bout BACON camo...
gbghg L.O.T.I.S. 3412	Posted - 2013.09.10 00:25:00 - [4] - Quote There is no facepalm worthy enough of this fai.
Leovarian L Lavitz Better Academy. 700	Posted - 2013.09.10 00:26:00 - [5] - Quote You forgot the jovians.
Orion Vahid DUST University Ivy League 170	Posted - 2013.09.10 00:27:00 - [6] - Quote True Adamance wrote: When I face palmed after reading this I think my palm went through my face. Someone please call a doctor. This really hurts. How did Amarr build the pyramids? Oh, they just threw piles of Minimatars at it till it was finished
Dexter307 The Unholy Legion Of DarkStar DARKSTAR ARMY 263	Posted - 2013.09.10 00:30:00 - [7] - Quote This, my friends, is art. Stickey this NAO
Blaze Ashra Kameira Lodge Amarr Empire 1	Posted - 2013.09.10 00:37:00 - [8] - Quote Orion Vahid wrote: NOTE: All the stereotypes used in this story are purely for humor and should not be taken seriously! So there were these people called Amarr that just loved their empress and worshiped her like a sex goddess decided that it was lulzy to go around and enslave the ** out of everyone. There is also the space canada "Gallente" and space murika "caldari" but they are too small so nobody gives a . Minimatar were a bunch of ugly motherfuckers that nobody liked so nobody gave a when Amarr was enslaving them and sent them into the tunnels and blew them up for religious festivals. So while gallente is busy covering their ships in maple syrup and every Caldari is at McDonalds getting fat (Just kidding, Caldaris were always fat <3) Amarr got tired of blowing up Minimatar so they decided to blow themselves because it was funnier. They also thought it would be funny to stop selling free maple syrup (lul) to gallente. bad choice. gallentes got mad and picked up their hockey sticks. Minimatar decided it's a good time to be given a about so they told gallente to help them in exchange for duct tape technology. So while Amarr is blowing themselves up they realize they are in deep so the empress sends nudes to Caldari's director to get reinforcements but they were all too fat and all their ships blew up when they try to fly. after a long battle and many broken hockey sticks Amarr decided that ugly smelly Minimatars aren't that valuable so they put them all in escape pods and sent them flying. then gallentes realized hockey season was starting so they went back to their homes. and there was peace and Amarr went back to blowing up enslaved aliens, Caldari never really gave a ** and minimatar rebuilt all their duct tape with more duct tape. The end. http://www.reactionface.info/sites/default/files/imagecache/Node_Page/images/1314029819767.png http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSzVXwSqps3EXal5oO8tptv3Z6rLTohs6Nf5yJ2blj2G81zvsRQOw
True Adamance PIE Inc. Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris 1876	Posted - 2013.09.10 00:38:00 - [9] - Quote Orion Vahid wrote: True Adamance wrote: When I face palmed after reading this I think my palm went through my face. Someone please call a doctor. This really hurts. How did Amarr build the pyramids? Oh, they just threw piles of Minimatars at it till it was finished Pretty much.
Aleksander Black Immortal Retribution 99	Posted - 2013.09.10 00:40:00 - [10] - Quote Leovarian L Lavitz wrote: You forgot the jovians. This. I was looking forward for the jovians. Left disappointed.

velos ALKARI The Southern Legion The Umbra Combine 114	Posted - 2013.09.10 00:42:00 - [11] - Quote well sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeettttt.....ttt.t
gbghg L.O.T.I.S. 3412	Posted - 2013.09.10 00:44:00 - [12] - Quote True Adamance wrote: Orion Vahid wrote: True Adamance wrote: When I face palmed after reading this I think my palm went through my face. Someone please call a doctor. This really hurts. How did Amarr build the pyramids? Oh, they just threw piles of Minimatars at it till it was finished Pretty much. The amarr,too weak to do anything themselves.
True Adamance PIE Inc. Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris 1881	Posted - 2013.09.10 02:16:00 - [13] - Quote gbghg wrote: True Adamance wrote: Orion Vahid wrote: True Adamance wrote: When I face palmed after reading this I think my palm went through my face. Someone please call a doctor. This really hurts. How did Amarr build the pyramids? Oh, they just threw piles of Minimatars at it till it was finished Pretty much. The amarr,too weak to do anything themselves. \|Spending all their punishing the children who rejected God's word.


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