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Our Deepest Regret
Algintal Core
Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2013.09.08 22:18:00 -
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If My HAV and your LAV are both going in opposite directions on the same road, then I have the right of way by dint of not exploding on contact.
We're on the same team, now let's get on the same page: Turn left or die. |
Our Deepest Regret
Algintal Core
Gallente Federation
128
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Posted - 2013.09.08 22:28:00 -
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Bright Cloud wrote:Tsk typical british dont you know that most of the world is driving on the right side of the road?
I'm sick of these darn fools tooling around in their roadsters listening to their rock and roll and drinking their malts without a cup holder. This is one old man who is TAKING BACK THE NIGHT. |
Our Deepest Regret
Algintal Core
Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2013.09.08 22:29:00 -
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medomai grey wrote:Or! If you have a BPO LAV, continuously spawn in with a free suit and LAV and ram his tank until it explodes.
You try it buddy, and I guarantee you will get a sternly-worded letter in the mail. Draft dodger! |
Our Deepest Regret
Algintal Core
Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2013.09.08 23:33:00 -
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gbghg wrote:Julius Vindice wrote:You know what's funny, I almost ran over a small British car with my Hummer for the 5th time. It's so hard to see them these days. Last week I ran over a smart car and there wasn't any evidence left except for the passengers mirror being lodged in the brush guard.
P.S. I know smart cars aren't actually British cars. Well, if your cars weren't so wide on account of you Americans being so fat...
Lies! Your spawn are far meatier than ours!
Fat British kids! Someone tell these imperialists to put their forks down! |
Our Deepest Regret
Algintal Core
Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2013.09.09 01:29:00 -
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Leovarian L Lavitz wrote:Fizzer94 wrote:Reav Hannari wrote:LAV driver sits on the left so you use the right side of the road. Tank drivers sit in the middle so they use the middle of the road.
Also we need turn signals, traffic lights, and more cup holders. Definitely more cup holders. Maybe iPod integration. Yup. The vehicles in New Eden seem to be made for right side of the road driving. Right aide of the road it is. This makes me wonder why CCP chose to make them this way. I don't think they drive on the right side in Iceland or Shanghai. Do they? Caldari and gallente is why.
Whoa, bro. Don't drag the noble free thinking citizens of the Gallente Federation down into the mud by comparing them to those ignoble Caladari corporate fascists. Those guys are like two steps away from bar codes on their foreheads and concentration caps, which is a hat designed to cull the population of undesirables, which they'll all volunteer to wear because the state is their GOD. One time a Caldari kidnapped a kitten and tortured it to death with rusty needles over a two day period because it was sleeping on a weekday, and Caldaris think only hippies sleep on weekdays. Profiteering war mongers! |
Our Deepest Regret
Algintal Core
Gallente Federation
147
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Posted - 2013.09.09 01:39:00 -
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Yeah, but our fatties are fat by design! Defensive Lineman don't become morbidly obese hulks with a shocking mortality rate after retirement, without a gentle nudge from well-meaning parents. |
Our Deepest Regret
Algintal Core
Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2013.09.09 02:37:00 -
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Nemo Bluntz wrote:
When I didn't have enough reasons to dislike tankers. Goes into that whole "we are the most important things, everyone cater to us, blah blah blah."
On the other hand, nothing makes me happier than an LAV blowing the **** up.
Pfft. I bet every tanker who's ever rolled over one of his own teammate's LAV's has tried really hard at first to avoid doing that, but after the 20th time of some random dude not paying attention to where he's going and crunching himself against you, it gets really hard to maintain the f*cks that one should give. All joking aside, if I've got AV or a rail rank on my ass and I need to get through, then I'm going to get through. You'd do the exact same thing. |
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