If a tanker wants someone out they can ask nicely.

if blues would actually listen, that wouldn't be a problem.

your at fault here.

These blues would have listened if he tried to work with us. He didn't, he decided to go the route of being an @sshole so we returned to favor. I can be at fault, doesn't matter to me because it's irrelevant.

If you deal with them the way Mozzes does then it's no surprise they don't listen to you. But you're right blues don't listen and don't care; because if they did Mozzes would have known he had two reliable gunners in his tank and would have been willing to work with us. However that darn blueberry didn't care to listen to us, he just wanted us to "get the **** out" of his tank.

The bounty has now been raised and a new optional condition for bonus ISK has been added.

mozzes is from psygod9 unless he jumped ship elsewhere, one of their a-team I believe.

you want courtesy from us, its too bad your barking up the wrong tree.

Take your bounty & gtfo my tank.

If a tanker wants someone out they can ask nicely.

Stranger jumps into your car would you be nice?

Stranger jumps into your car would you be nice?

If a tanker wants someone out they can ask nicely.

Should of had squad mates in there to begin with and no blueberry would get in your 3 mil isk Vayu.

It's just lovely how you tankers get so uptight and angry at other people for something that is your fault to begin with.

You should form this into a reply because people may get confused when more people post.

Anyways, What if some hidden blueberry just jumps out of nowhere. It happened to me once and the dude just sat there and let militia swarms pick him out. I literally watched him sit there as one guy placed a nanohive, and chucked 20 basic AV nade at it. Then his hive broke and he just used militia swarms. Till he ran out of ammo. That's when he just used his SMG to finish it off.

I'm a Gayberry who jumps in tanks to be a douche even though the tanker already had two proto gunner squad mates ready to jump in at the ground spawn.

Again, this isn't about getting anyone to play nice. This is about annoying a person. It's nice to see some tankers getting their panties in a wad over it though; makes it more enjoyable.

And the funny thing is all the complaints tankers have about blue dots getting in their tanks would almost disappear 100% if they called in their tanks away from blues and had 2 other squad mates ready to jump in. If they did that then this bounty would practically be impossible to collect on.

It's directly below your post and references what you said (and thus far you were the only one to mention a Vayu). If people get confused about what that comment is in response to then they either didn't read the thread or are idiots

Now, blueberries getting in the driver seat is a completely different issue. I do support the driver seat being able to be locked to the owner with the ability of them turning it off (it should be on by default) for those that like to lend out their vehicles. But still I stand by all I've said.

In response to Heavy Salvo, the match had just started when we got in. We would have been an asset to Mozzes if he had given us a chance. But it doesn't fcking matter because yes tankers are "so qq" just like the majority of the people that play this game.

thax u 4 the love and u think i'm going to let a retarted bluedot in my tank and take it to the redline ur the dumdass and thx 4 the love u know u made an ass out of your self now u know i can put a hit out 4 u but going to be a bigger man then u and not put one out

If anyone got into my car IRL and didn't get out when I said, you would get more than harsh words to your face.
I welcome this bounty whole heartedly.

I WANT HIM KILLED!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!111!11

Just kidding. Actually I think what I want done is far worse in how annoying it would be. You see a buddy & I just so happen to hop into this dude's tank and instead of asking us nicely to get out for his squad mates or god forbid actually working with us; he decides to rudely tell us to get the **** out of his tank. This lead to us camping in his tank the entire match as he drove in & out of the red line trying to scare us out and towards the end of the match we jumped out but he thought he could still get some points and began to head into battle when I jumped back in and back to the red line he went.

It was a great laugh but now it's over.... or is it? Not with this bounty it isn't!

To claim this bounty you'll need to work with someone else, find his tank, take up his two small turrets.... and just sit there the entire match. Oh and of course this will all need to be recorded so I can verify it. Once the video is available you and your partner shall receive 5 million isk each. You'll both get an additional 1 million isk for each non-militia tank he loses in the red line or is stolen & destroyed by you or your partner in that match, or is destroyed by the enemy because you & your partner has given away his hiding position.

Note: No isk will be awarded for destroying his tank if you're on the apposing team.

you do realize that blues will run all the way across the map just to hop in a small turret on a tank and AFK the rest of a match right?

there is no controlling who gets in or out of our tanks. when we don't require 2 small turrets and have no extra seats, you wont be seeing any tankers complain about you stupid ass ******** bluetards.

Maybe when you spend 3-10 million isk on something, just to have it destroyed because other people, you'll understand.Till then be quiet.

I've spent far more than that on dropships, lavs, and tanks and lost many because of blueberries. Sure they were militia vehicles (because I skilled into infantry 1st because I knew vehicles are expense and would need something to fall back on when I couldn't afford to run them), though the tanks have advanced turrets and standard modules. In the end though I've probably spent roughly as much on vehicles as many of you; but I don't get my panties all bunched up over it like you people do because it's just a game and it just doesn't fckiing matter enough for how serious you people take it.

But by all means you people keep on that high steel steed of yours, it's absolutely hilarious.

wow little boy u feel like a big man? starting crap .u still didnt finish my ? is it your tank? is it? and whoch who u mess with u might start a war

wow little boy u feel like a big man? starting crap .u still didnt finish my ? is it your tank? is it? and whoch who u mess with u might start a war

Anyways Thumb, I think that most of the people that are QQIng are AUR tankers.

I wish you could hear me laughing Mozzes; you're the one that started this man. You want to go to "war" over this petty BS that you started, go ahead and see if it bothers me a bit What's psygod going to do, take my non-existing districts away? Hunt me down in pubs? Send me strongly worded mails? You take this **** far too seriously.



To be honest I had forgotten about AUR tanks. I can understand getting a little upset over something you spent real money on but then again with how crappy tankers say tanks are they'd have to be morons you spend real money on them. However I've never seen any of the tankers in this thread in AUR tanks.

Also I'm pretty sure Mozzes was talking to me.

in honesty, mozes didn't start this thread, you did. if anything, your looking for attention.

Oneguy: It's mah tank, I'll do what I want!

Green: But - we could of helped each other. Why do you need to be such an ass?

Anotherguy: Do you trust blue berriers? I don't.

Green: But we're not blue berriers.

Yetanotherguy: How can anyone know that?

Forum Warrior: If you trust no one then expect to get fudged by everyone.

Oneguy: Fudge you mofo, it's mah tank! Did you pay? huh? Answer the question?!

Green: But I could pay - it means nothing to me...

Oneguy: IS IT YOUR TANK?! STOP TALKIN CRAP BOUT ME.

You forgot the guys saying that blueberries are annoying! =o

in honesty, mozes didn't start this thread, you did. if anything, your looking for attention.

Dust players in general are annoying.

I started this thread? Lies, I did no suc... oh yeah I did. However, the thread isn't were this started. Like I've said multiple times I started the thread for the laughs (I hate to admit it but this toxic community has rubbed off on me) but if you want to think I'm doing it for attention then go right ahead and think that. You've got a right to your opinion.

I started this thread? Lies, I did no suc... oh yeah I did. However, the thread isn't where this started. Like I've said multiple times I started the thread for the laughs (I hate to admit it but this toxic community has rubbed off on me) but if you want to think I'm doing it for attention then go right ahead and think that. You've got a right to your opinion.

And I care about the communities opinion why? This was for my own amusement not the communities.

If he would have worked with us he'd be able to tell us to bail when he needed to recall his tank, I'm not one for sitting in something until it explodes. Try coming up with a better excuse for him to act like an @sshole.

You can spin it how ever you like.

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I must be seeing things. Because it shows you as being the creator of the thread.

Again, you all are the ones that aren't getting over it.

Edit: Case in point, you've been trying to argue with me about this over the course of 2 hours.

To be honest, none of you is getting over it. Because if it would be that way, this thread would be dead by now.
Green, you're saying it's to your oqn amusement, but it sounds like you were upset by his zone so you called out the bounty. Noone who got over it would do that.
The other, well, they're sticking to their corpmate, that's the way it should be.
But no question, i could have been nice

I was over him getting rude with me the moment it happened but I just can't give up on this thread. However it has nothing to do with me being upset. This bounty was started as a joke for me (for reasons I've already stated so I won't be even more redundant than I have already been) and thus far many of the comments have been a goldmine to me, I mean just look at Mozzes reply below yours. It's barely comprehensible but it's just absolutely brilliant.

Edit: I swear I'm starting to get the feeling some people here have never heard of a troll. Which on this forum is freakishly bizarre.

im still love this u made this just 4 me

It just doesn't sound like you were over him
...

Again, you all are the ones that aren't getting over it.

Edit: Case in point, you've been trying to argue with me about this over the course of 2 hours.

It just doesn't sound like you were over him

i dont care about the hit . in fact i think this is funny as hell and if someone say's gtfo u gtfo end of story

But... what if I don't gtfo? What are you going to do? Kill us both in the redline along with your tank?

But... what if I don't gtfo? What are you going to do? Kill us both in the redline along with your tank?

Hey thumb I agree that guy was an a**hole but u got to stop they can kik u out for p utting a bounty on this guy

But... what if I don't gtfo? What are you going to do? Kill us both in the redline along with your tank?

Well that qualifies for the one mil bonus isk I offered but I found that so funny I'm giving you and each other person in your tank 3 mil. You and KenKaniff69 already have received your 3 mil (I assume he was in the tank since he mailed me in game.) so I just need the third person's name if there was a third person.

I WANT HIM KILLED!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!111!11

Just kidding. Actually I think what I want done is far worse in how annoying it would be. You see a buddy & I just so happen to hop into this dude's tank and instead of asking us nicely to get out for his squad mates or god forbid actually working with us; he decides to rudely tell us to get the **** out of his tank. This lead to us camping in his tank the entire match as he drove in & out of the red line trying to scare us out and towards the end of the match we jumped out but he thought he could still get some points and began to head into battle when I jumped back in and back to the red line he went.

It was a great laugh but now it's over.... And this thread made it an even better laugh. Since how I've already gotten more amusement out of this thread than I had hoped to get out of the bounty I've decided to withdraw the bounty. However if anyone has already completed the bounty but hasn't posted the video; if you post the video I'll still give the pair that completed it 2 mil isk each.

or is it? Not with this bounty it isn't!

To claim this bounty you'll need to work with someone else, find his tank, take up his two small turrets.... and just sit there the entire match. Oh and of course this will all need to be recorded so I can verify it. Once the video is available you and your partner shall receive 5 million isk each. You'll both get an additional 1 million isk for each non-militia tank he loses in the red line or is stolen & destroyed by you or your partner in that match, or is destroyed by the enemy because you & your partner has given away his hiding position.

Note: No isk will be awarded for destroying his tank if you're on the apposing team.

Nope, it'll just be another episode of.........

What?? I destroyed his tank just yesterday!!

Well just yesterday is just quite a few days late but you and your partner[s] (if there where any) can still get 1 mil each for destroying his tank (which only fulfills the requirement for the bonus isk, not the actual bounty itself.) by posting the video and if it's funny enough I may give you more just as I did with Orca Amsel & KenKaniff69.