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Thumb Green
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Posted - 2013.09.07 08:03:00 -
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I WANT HIM KILLED!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!111!11
Just kidding. Actually I think what I want done is far worse in how annoying it would be. You see a buddy & I just so happen to hop into this dude's tank and instead of asking us nicely to get out for his squad mates or god forbid actually working with us; he decides to rudely tell us to get the **** out of his tank. This lead to us camping in his tank the entire match as he drove in & out of the red line trying to scare us out and towards the end of the match we jumped out but he thought he could still get some points and began to head into battle when I jumped back in and back to the red line he went.
It was a great laugh but now it's over.... or is it? Not with this bounty it isn't!
To claim this bounty you'll need to work with someone else, find his tank, take up his two small turrets.... and just sit there the entire match. Oh and of course this will all need to be recorded so I can verify it. Once the video is available you and your partner shall receive 3 million isk each. You'll both get an additional 1 million isk for each non-militia tank he loses in the red line or is stolen & destroyed by you in that match. |
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Posted - 2013.09.07 08:34:00 -
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Not to sure; if I've played with him before at all it certainly wasn't memorable cause that is the first match I cant recall ever seeing him in. It was an ambush match we saw him in but after that match we didn't see him anymore so he could play dom & skirm as well. |
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Posted - 2013.09.08 01:36:00 -
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If a tanker wants someone out they can ask nicely. |
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Posted - 2013.09.08 04:39:00 -
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Void Echo wrote:Thumb Green wrote:If a tanker wants someone out they can ask nicely. if blues would actually listen, that wouldn't be a problem. your at fault here.
These blues would have listened if he tried to work with us. He didn't, he decided to go the route of being an @sshole so we returned to favor. I can be at fault, doesn't matter to me because it's irrelevant. |
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Posted - 2013.09.09 14:35:00 -
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If you deal with them the way Mozzes does then it's no surprise they don't listen to you. But you're right blues don't listen and don't care; because if they did Mozzes would have known he had two reliable gunners in his tank and would have been willing to work with us. However that darn blueberry didn't care to listen to us, he just wanted us to "get the **** out" of his tank.
The bounty has now been raised and a new optional condition for bonus ISK has been added. |
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Posted - 2013.09.09 15:19:00 -
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Funny because it was his anger, discontent, ignorance and stupidity that started this. And it's funny how many helpful people you've most likely turned away just because of your attitude.
But hey man, you're taking this thread away from it's point. This isn't about getting tankers to play nice; this is about being able to continue to annoy some dude that was an @sshole for no reason. |
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Posted - 2013.09.10 07:38:00 -
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Church The Sniper wrote: you want courtesy from us, its too bad your barking up the wrong tree.
Take your bounty & gtfo my tank.
Again, this isn't about getting anyone to play nice. This is about annoying a person. It's nice to see some tankers getting their panties in a wad over it though; makes it more enjoyable.
And the funny thing is all the complaints tankers have about blue dots getting in their tanks would almost disappear 100% if they called in their tanks away from blues and had 2 other squad mates ready to jump in. If they did that then this bounty would practically be impossible to collect on. |
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Posted - 2013.09.11 14:53:00 -
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Thurak1 wrote: Stranger jumps into your car would you be nice?
This is a video game. |
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Posted - 2013.09.11 18:27:00 -
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Should of had squad mates in there to begin with and no blueberry would get in your 3 mil isk Vayu.
It's just lovely how you tankers get so uptight and angry at other people for something that is your fault to begin with. |
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Posted - 2013.09.11 18:59:00 -
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Atiim wrote:Thumb Green wrote:Should of had squad mates in there to begin with and no blueberry would get in your 3 mil isk Vayu.
It's just lovely how you tankers get so uptight and angry at other people for something that is your fault to begin with. You should form this into a reply because people may get confused when more people post. Anyways, What if some hidden blueberry just jumps out of nowhere. It happened to me once and the dude just sat there and let militia swarms pick him out. I literally watched him sit there as one guy placed a nanohive, and chucked 20 basic AV nade at it. Then his hive broke and he just used militia swarms. Till he ran out of ammo. That's when he just used his SMG to finish it off.
It's directly below your post and references what you said (and thus far you were the only one to mention a Vayu). If people get confused about what that comment is in response to then they either didn't read the thread or are idiots
Now, blueberries getting in the driver seat is a completely different issue. I do support the driver seat being able to be locked to the owner with the ability of them turning it off (it should be on by default) for those that like to lend out their vehicles. But still I stand by all I've said.
In response to Heavy Salvo, the match had just started when we got in. We would have been an asset to Mozzes if he had given us a chance. But it doesn't fcking matter because yes tankers are "so qq" just like the majority of the people that play this game. |
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Posted - 2013.09.12 04:26:00 -
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mozzes420 wrote:thax u 4 the love and u think i'm going to let a retarted bluedot in my tank and take it to the redline ur the dumdass and thx 4 the love u know u made an ass out of your self now u know i can put a hit out 4 u but going to be a bigger man then u and not put one out
So what if I made an ass of myself to a bunch of pricks that take this game too seriously. It's hilarious how you say you're being a bigger man when you being the bigger **** is what started this.
It's amazingly pathetic how seriously the majority of people that replied to this thread take this game. |
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Posted - 2013.09.12 04:30:00 -
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Kirin Dark wrote:Thumb Green wrote:I'm a Gayberry who jumps in tanks to be a douche even though the tanker already had two proto gunner squad mates ready to jump in at the ground spawn. If anyone got into my car IRL and didn't get out when I said, you would get more than harsh words to your face. I welcome this bounty whole heartedly.
This was in ambush and there was nobody else around the tank. Also, this isn't real life but I guess you didn't know that. |
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Posted - 2013.09.12 07:02:00 -
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Like I told you in game early yesterday, I've given away over 300 million isk and wouldn't of had a problem covering the cost of your tank had you of been nice.
I'm not stingy with my isk because it doesn't matter to me. I don't really want your tank, that bit about extra isk for destroying it was just something to annoy you even more.
You don't believe I'll pay out but there's an easy way to test that now isn't there. After all I never said the pair had to be random blueberries to collect on the bounty. It ruins the fun of the bounty but I've done had a good laugh just from how serious some of the people that replied are. Quite frankly I'm surprised you or your corp mates haven't thought of working together / with someone else that can record the game (could have even had them use alts if you didn't think I'd pay out to a psygod member) to collect it; even if I didn't pay you would have only wasted one match and lost nothing while gaining a little bit of isk from the match. Remember though, they can't do anything but sit in your tank the entire match, no shooting enemies and no spotting for you. |
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Posted - 2013.09.12 15:34:00 -
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Atiim wrote:
Maybe when you spend 3-10 million isk on something, just to have it destroyed because other people, you'll understand.Till then be quiet.
I've spent far more than that on dropships, lavs, and tanks and lost many because of blueberries. Sure they were militia vehicles (because I skilled into infantry 1st because I knew vehicles are expense and would need something to fall back on when I couldn't afford to run them), though the tanks have advanced turrets and standard modules. In the end though I've probably spent roughly as much on vehicles as many of you; but I don't get my panties all bunched up over it like you people do because it's just a game and it just doesn't fckiing matter enough for how serious you people take it.
But by all means you people keep on that high steel steed of yours, it's absolutely hilarious. |
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Posted - 2013.09.12 15:42:00 -
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Because I thought it would be funny. Have you not read the first post or is English not your first language? |
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Posted - 2013.09.12 16:15:00 -
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mozzes420 wrote:wow little boy u feel like a big man? starting crap .u still didnt finish my ? is it your tank? is it? and whoch who u mess with u might start a war
I wish you could hear me laughing Mozzes; you're the one that started this man. You want to go to "war" over this petty BS that you started, go ahead and see if it bothers me a bit What's psygod going to do, take my non-existing districts away? Hunt me down in pubs? Send me strongly worded mails? You take this **** far too seriously.
Atiim wrote:Anyways Thumb, I think that most of the people that are QQIng are AUR tankers.
To be honest I had forgotten about AUR tanks. I can understand getting a little upset over something you spent real money on but then again with how crappy tankers say tanks are they'd have to be morons you spend real money on them. However I've never seen any of the tankers in this thread in AUR tanks.
Also I'm pretty sure Mozzes was talking to me. |
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Posted - 2013.09.12 18:51:00 -
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Void Echo wrote:
in honesty, mozes didn't start this thread, you did. if anything, your looking for attention.
I started this thread? Lies, I did no suc... oh yeah I did. However, the thread isn't were this started. Like I've said multiple times I started the thread for the laughs (I hate to admit it but this toxic community has rubbed off on me) but if you want to think I'm doing it for attention then go right ahead and think that. You've got a right to your opinion. |
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Posted - 2013.09.12 23:04:00 -
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And I care about the communities opinion why? This was for my own amusement not the communities. |
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Posted - 2013.09.13 04:20:00 -
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If he would have worked with us he'd be able to tell us to bail when he needed to recall his tank, I'm not one for sitting in something until it explodes. Try coming up with a better excuse for him to act like an @sshole. |
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Posted - 2013.09.13 05:39:00 -
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I'm not crying about it but if you want to think I am then go ahead; it's no sweat off my back. You say I'm the one that needs to grow some skin but I'm not the one having my buddies come in and make poor excuses for me. Maybe you all should grow some skin and stop pitching a fit like toddlers over something so petty. I'd prefer it if you didn't though because I find your hostility so damn funny. I can just picture how angry you are and how smug you are about "putting me in my place" as you type your replies. |
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Posted - 2013.09.13 05:55:00 -
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You can spin it how ever you like. |
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Posted - 2013.09.13 06:15:00 -
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You don't read very well do you? Me, I'm just having a laugh at Mozzes because he's the one that got upset. So much so he's threatened to start a "war" over it. All that "if he'd been nice" stuff was just the truth because had he not gotten upset and acted like an @sshole (which again, I found to be funny because he was getting pissed off over a game) I wouldn't have started this thread to get him more pissed off for even more laughs.
You all are the ones that aren't getting over it. |
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Posted - 2013.09.13 06:21:00 -
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Such a disappointing reply, 9mm. Do try harder. |
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Posted - 2013.09.13 06:25:00 -
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9mm DJ Skrull wrote:qq I must be seeing things. Because it shows you as being the creator of the thread.
By god, you can comprehend some of the things you read. Truly astounding. |
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Posted - 2013.09.13 06:29:00 -
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Again, you all are the ones that aren't getting over it.
Edit: Case in point, you've been trying to argue with me about this over the course of 2 hours. |
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Posted - 2013.09.13 07:07:00 -
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Ser Tarlon wrote:Thumb Green wrote:Again, you all are the ones that aren't getting over it.
Edit: Case in point, you've been trying to argue with me about this over the course of 2 hours. To be honest, none of you is getting over it. Because if it would be that way, this thread would be dead by now. Green, you're saying it's to your oqn amusement, but it sounds like you were upset by his zone so you called out the bounty. Noone who got over it would do that. The other, well, they're sticking to their corpmate, that's the way it should be. But no question, i could have been nice
I was over him getting rude with me the moment it happened but I just can't give up on this thread. However it has nothing to do with me being upset. This bounty was started as a joke for me (for reasons I've already stated so I won't be even more redundant than I have already been) and thus far many of the comments have been a goldmine to me, I mean just look at Mozzes reply below yours. It's barely comprehensible but it's just absolutely brilliant. |
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Posted - 2013.09.13 07:33:00 -
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Ser Tarlon wrote: It just doesn't sound like you were over him
That can be boiled down to what I've said being in text form. All you get is the words and none of the nonverbal cues. |
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Posted - 2013.09.13 07:34:00 -
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Sure 9mm, whatever you say. |
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Posted - 2013.09.14 04:13:00 -
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Who can kick me out? You mean CCP? They wouldn't ban me for it ( I assume that's what you mean by "kick you out") because they condone bounties; in EVE they even have a built in bounty system. Besides I canceled the bounty a while ago but nobody seems to have noticed. |
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Posted - 2013.09.14 06:55:00 -
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Long Evity wrote:mozzes420 wrote:i dont care about the hit . in fact i think this is funny as hell and if someone say's gtfo u gtfo end of story But... what if I don't gtfo? What are you going to do? Kill us both in the redline along with your tank?
He'll try to make you think that but it's just a bluff. In the end he just sends a handful of angry mails riddled with misspelled words.
Oh Mozzes, you can say you love this and it's funny to you all you want but I know and more importantly you know that I got a rise out of you. |
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Posted - 2013.09.17 05:42:00 -
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Well that qualifies for the one mil bonus isk I offered but I found that so funny I'm giving you and each other person in your tank 3 mil. You and KenKaniff69 already have received your 3 mil (I assume he was in the tank since he mailed me in game.) so I just need the third person's name if there was a third person. |
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Posted - 2013.09.23 07:55:00 -
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Patrick57 wrote:What?? I destroyed his tank just yesterday!!
Well just yesterday is just quite a few days late but you and your partner[s] (if there where any) can still get 1 mil each for destroying his tank (which only fulfills the requirement for the bonus isk, not the actual bounty itself.) by posting the video and if it's funny enough I may give you more just as I did with Orca Amsel & KenKaniff69. |
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