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Void Echo
Echo Galactic Industries
1189
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Posted - 2013.09.06 02:57:00 -
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I was driving my tank, going through the street in order to get out of the city because I was no longer needed there... well.. a stupid ass decides to jump in my small turret expecting a free ride and free points and starts shooting randomly at nothing, I start driving for the redline in order to try and get him to leave before resorting to going into the redline out of boredom, needless to say the idiot didn't leave, so I decided to try and scare him out by driving into the redline, he still didn't leave, so I stay in the redline until the timer hits 6 seconds.. I jump out and dash for safety outside of the redline, the guy gets the hint and gets into my driver seat and just drives away... I panic and try to get back into my tank but to no avail.. then I die in the redline and he escapes with my 1.5 mill isk machine.
the retards won this round....
one vehicle locks are input, then il be the one laughing. |
Zekain K
Expert Intervention Caldari State
389
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Posted - 2013.09.06 03:00:00 -
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Lol. |
KING CHECKMATE
TEAM SATISFACTION
864
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Posted - 2013.09.06 03:01:00 -
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I don't think the dude that took your tank was the ****** thou.... |
Void Echo
Echo Galactic Industries
1190
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Posted - 2013.09.06 03:04:00 -
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on another note.... why the hell can I not drive another person's LAV yet anyone can still drive my tank?
wtf.. |
Void Echo
Echo Galactic Industries
1190
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Posted - 2013.09.06 03:05:00 -
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yeah... when I thought back on it while recapping what happened, I laughed a little too. |
Void Echo
Echo Galactic Industries
1190
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Posted - 2013.09.06 03:05:00 -
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KING CHECKMATE wrote:I don't think the dude that took your tank was the ****** thou....
yes, he was the ******, anyone who tries to steel my tank or get in my turret expecting free points is and will be retards in my view. |
Michael Arck
Anubis Prime Syndicate
872
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Posted - 2013.09.06 03:08:00 -
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ROFL!!! EPIC FAIL |
TheAmazing FlyingPig
Crux Special Tasks Group Gallente Federation
3210
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Posted - 2013.09.06 03:09:00 -
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I've just been driving them into the redline and sitting there.
Watching the blueberry burn is worth the isk. |
Garrett Blacknova
Codex Troopers
3773
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Posted - 2013.09.06 03:15:00 -
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So you're saying you abandoned your tank... with a blueberry in it... far enough into the redline that you couldn't get to safety on foot... but close enough to let the other guy make it out alive with your tank...
...And you think that makes you a winner? |
Void Echo
Echo Galactic Industries
1193
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Posted - 2013.09.06 03:15:00 -
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Michael Arck wrote:ROFL!!! EPIC FAIL
yeah.. its so funny I just had to tell everyone.. |
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Operative 1171 Aajli
Bragian Order Amarr Empire
259
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Posted - 2013.09.06 03:22:00 -
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Void Echo wrote:I was driving my tank, going through the street in order to get out of the city because I was no longer needed there... well.. a stupid ass decides to jump in my small turret expecting a free ride and free points and starts shooting randomly at nothing, I start driving for the redline in order to try and get him to leave before resorting to going into the redline out of boredom, needless to say the idiot didn't leave, so I decided to try and scare him out by driving into the redline, he still didn't leave, so I stay in the redline until the timer hits 6 seconds.. I jump out and dash for safety outside of the redline, the guy gets the hint and gets into my driver seat and just drives away... I panic and try to get back into my tank but to no avail.. then I die in the redline and he escapes with my 1.5 mill isk machine.
the retards won this round....
once vehicle locks are input, then il be the one laughing.
No need for small turrets either. Yay!
Wonder how mobile CRUs will be handled though. I find them useful. |
Imagine Dragons Radioactive
Kinsho Swords Caldari State
5
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Posted - 2013.09.06 03:22:00 -
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Honestly.... Why the hell do we need small turrets on our tanks? Nobody even gets in my tank anyways! They should have an option for small turrets on tanks. Because really..... What if im using a railgun... what good use are those small turrets. |
Void Echo
Echo Galactic Industries
1193
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Posted - 2013.09.06 03:24:00 -
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Garrett Blacknova wrote:So you're saying you abandoned your tank... with a blueberry in it... far enough into the redline that you couldn't get to safety on foot... but close enough to let the other guy make it out alive with your tank...
...And you think that makes you a winner?
try a better insult |
KING CHECKMATE
TEAM SATISFACTION
868
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Posted - 2013.09.06 03:32:00 -
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Void Echo wrote:KING CHECKMATE wrote:I don't think the dude that took your tank was the ****** thou.... yes, he was the ******, anyone who tries to steel my tank or get in my turret expecting free points is and will be retards in my view.
*Steal
Bro, you left your tank and ran away. By good logic if you took your tank all the way to the redline it was obvious you wanted him out without destroying your tank, there by you were still at a distance were the tank could successfully return before the red line killed you. So you ran out of the tank and back into the playable area, and most tanks are faster than infantry ,(i know yours is because you said you couldn't catch up) so if you were going to make it so would the tank.
I think he was pretty smart and conscious of his actions and surroundings...
Usually , if you are getting someone that is a ''re****'' shooting at everything just wanting points. a) Talk to him over mic and state that if hes going to be your gunner to do his job effectively or other wise... b)...You will sit behind your team readline and do nothing until he behaves or leaves. |
Casius Hakoke
Molon Labe. RISE of LEGION
310
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Posted - 2013.09.06 03:39:00 -
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Void Echo wrote:I was driving my tank, going through the street in order to get out of the city because I was no longer needed there... well.. a stupid ass decides to jump in my small turret expecting a free ride and free points and starts shooting randomly at nothing, I start driving for the redline in order to try and get him to leave before resorting to going into the redline out of boredom, needless to say the idiot didn't leave, so I decided to try and scare him out by driving into the redline, he still didn't leave, so I stay in the redline until the timer hits 6 seconds.. I jump out and dash for safety outside of the redline, the guy gets the hint and gets into my driver seat and just drives away... I panic and try to get back into my tank but to no avail.. then I die in the redline and he escapes with my 1.5 mill isk machine.
the retards won this round....
once vehicle locks are input, then il be the one laughing.
Dude, I think your awesome and everything, and everything I first learned about tanks came from one of your threads in the newbie advice forum. But epic fail. And I know you realized it and have said as much, but wow. |
Void Echo
Echo Galactic Industries
1202
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Posted - 2013.09.06 04:08:00 -
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Casius Hakoke wrote:Void Echo wrote:I was driving my tank, going through the street in order to get out of the city because I was no longer needed there... well.. a stupid ass decides to jump in my small turret expecting a free ride and free points and starts shooting randomly at nothing, I start driving for the redline in order to try and get him to leave before resorting to going into the redline out of boredom, needless to say the idiot didn't leave, so I decided to try and scare him out by driving into the redline, he still didn't leave, so I stay in the redline until the timer hits 6 seconds.. I jump out and dash for safety outside of the redline, the guy gets the hint and gets into my driver seat and just drives away... I panic and try to get back into my tank but to no avail.. then I die in the redline and he escapes with my 1.5 mill isk machine.
the retards won this round....
once vehicle locks are input, then il be the one laughing. Dude, I think your awesome and everything, and everything I first learned about tanks came from one of your threads in the newbie advice forum. But epic fail. And I know you realized it and have said as much, but wow.
like I said earlier, I thought it was funny and I just wanted to laugh at this. |
ladwar
Dead Six Initiative Lokun Listamenn
1495
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Posted - 2013.09.06 04:14:00 -
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lol when a blue jumps into my tank i was planning on recalling i do the 6 second thing but i drive my tank back out and if that wasn't a big enough hint to get out i just rock it full speed into the redzone w/o stopping killing both of us. |
Casius Hakoke
Molon Labe. RISE of LEGION
311
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Posted - 2013.09.06 04:14:00 -
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Void Echo wrote:Casius Hakoke wrote:Void Echo wrote:I was driving my tank, going through the street in order to get out of the city because I was no longer needed there... well.. a stupid ass decides to jump in my small turret expecting a free ride and free points and starts shooting randomly at nothing, I start driving for the redline in order to try and get him to leave before resorting to going into the redline out of boredom, needless to say the idiot didn't leave, so I decided to try and scare him out by driving into the redline, he still didn't leave, so I stay in the redline until the timer hits 6 seconds.. I jump out and dash for safety outside of the redline, the guy gets the hint and gets into my driver seat and just drives away... I panic and try to get back into my tank but to no avail.. then I die in the redline and he escapes with my 1.5 mill isk machine.
the retards won this round....
once vehicle locks are input, then il be the one laughing. Dude, I think your awesome and everything, and everything I first learned about tanks came from one of your threads in the newbie advice forum. But epic fail. And I know you realized it and have said as much, but wow. like I said earlier, I thought it was funny and I just wanted to laugh at this.
Best way to look at it. Sometimes all you can do is look back at what you did and just laugh it off, saved me from going crazy a few times. |
Rusty Shallows
Black Jackals
359
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Posted - 2013.09.06 07:18:00 -
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Ouch. Murphy's Law as applied to blueberries.
When the militia LAV BPO were spammed I had lost my Ishukone Watch Saga more than once because of free wheeling antics. However all the those instances together didn't have an isk loss near 1.5 million. |
True Adamance
PIE Inc. Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
1679
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Posted - 2013.09.06 07:20:00 -
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Void Echo wrote:I was driving my tank, going through the street in order to get out of the city because I was no longer needed there... well.. a stupid ass decides to jump in my small turret expecting a free ride and free points and starts shooting randomly at nothing, I start driving for the redline in order to try and get him to leave before resorting to going into the redline out of boredom, needless to say the idiot didn't leave, so I decided to try and scare him out by driving into the redline, he still didn't leave, so I stay in the redline until the timer hits 6 seconds.. I jump out and dash for safety outside of the redline, the guy gets the hint and gets into my driver seat and just drives away... I panic and try to get back into my tank but to no avail.. then I die in the redline and he escapes with my 1.5 mill isk machine.
the retards won this round....
once vehicle locks are input, then il be the one laughing. We just have to deal with them. Tanking is an art, one pick tried to pick up watching you play, but the sheer idiocy of some gunners always hurts me inside. |
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TODDSTER024
Royal Uhlans Amarr Empire
109
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Posted - 2013.09.06 07:29:00 -
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I wouldn't mind a bailout option for my dropship. Don't know how many times i hover over an objective only to have someone shoot the gun at nothing. |
demonkiller 12
G.U.T.Z Covert Intervention
174
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Posted - 2013.09.06 07:54:00 -
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Imagine Dragons Radioactive wrote:Honestly.... Why the hell do we need small turrets on our tanks? Nobody even gets in my tank anyways! They should have an option for small turrets on tanks. Because really..... What if im using a railgun... what good use are those small turrets. really ive always wanted a medium turret to properly combat infantry and aerial vehicles |
demonkiller 12
G.U.T.Z Covert Intervention
174
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Posted - 2013.09.06 07:57:00 -
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KING CHECKMATE wrote:Void Echo wrote:KING CHECKMATE wrote:I don't think the dude that took your tank was the ****** thou.... yes, he was the ******, anyone who tries to steel my tank or get in my turret expecting free points is and will be retards in my view. *Steal Bro, you left your tank and ran away. By good logic if you took your tank all the way to the redline it was obvious you wanted him out without destroying your tank, there by you were still at a distance were the tank could successfully return before the red line killed you. So you ran out of the tank and back into the playable area, and most tanks are faster than infantry ,(i know yours is because you said you couldn't catch up) so if you were going to make it so would the tank. I think he was pretty smart and conscious of his actions and surroundings... Usually , if you are getting someone that is a ''re****'' shooting at everything just wanting points. a) Talk to him over mic and state that if hes going to be your gunner to do his job effectively or other wise... b)...You will sit behind your team readline and do nothing until he behaves or leaves. a) bluedots dont have mics and if theyre in a squad WITH a mic then theyd be helping their squad and not be afk in yours but really though a cool function would be like a court system where you can sue blueberries id lose so much isk because everytime i see a LLAV that isn BOTH in my squad and a friend then i teamkill them - then maybe i wont lose since lol LLAVs |
Orenji Jiji
Seraphim Auxiliaries
254
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Posted - 2013.09.06 07:59:00 -
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Void Echo wrote:the retards won this round....
I'm sorry wat? I'd say the one dying was ********, if I HAD TO pick one of these two.
You were outplayed. By a random blueberry. Calling them names is below you. Git gud. |
Rei Shepard
Spectre II
498
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Posted - 2013.09.06 08:14:00 -
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Void Echo wrote:I was driving my tank, going through the street in order to get out of the city because I was no longer needed there... well.. a stupid ass decides to jump in my small turret expecting a free ride and free points and starts shooting randomly at nothing, I start driving for the redline in order to try and get him to leave before resorting to going into the redline out of boredom, needless to say the idiot didn't leave, so I decided to try and scare him out by driving into the redline, he still didn't leave, so I stay in the redline until the timer hits 6 seconds.. I jump out and dash for safety outside of the redline, the guy gets the hint and gets into my driver seat and just drives away... I panic and try to get back into my tank but to no avail.. then I die in the redline and he escapes with my 1.5 mill isk machine.
the retards won this round....
once vehicle locks are input, then il be the one laughing.
Rofl |
Void Echo
Echo Galactic Industries
1209
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Posted - 2013.09.06 11:43:00 -
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Orenji Jiji wrote:Void Echo wrote:the retards won this round.... I'm sorry wat? I'd say the one dying was ********, if I HAD TO pick one of these two. You were outplayed. By a random blueberry. Calling them names is below you. Git gud.
once again, I see the idiots who think il give them free points as retards. |
Name York
0uter.Heaven
26
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Posted - 2013.09.06 11:54:00 -
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ladwar wrote:lol when a blue jumps into my tank i was planning on recalling i do the 6 second thing but i drive my tank back out and if that wasn't a big enough hint to get out i just rock it full speed into the redzone w/o stopping killing both of us.
This is exactly what I do. If the moron won't get out of my tank, I'm taking my companero with me into the sunset. |
Mobius Wyvern
Guardian Solutions DARKSTAR ARMY
3482
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Posted - 2013.09.06 11:56:00 -
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Void Echo wrote:KING CHECKMATE wrote:I don't think the dude that took your tank was the ****** thou.... yes, he was the ******, anyone who tries to steel my tank or get in my turret expecting free points is and will be retards in my view. Which is emblematic of the bigger issue of this ridiculous notion of tanks as "solo-vehicles" and anyone who tries to occupy the turrets that are on the vehicle to help defend it from infantry and add more firepower is just "stealing your kills". |
Panther Alpha
DarkWingsss
1109
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Posted - 2013.09.06 12:00:00 -
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I he managed to run away with you 1.5 mill tank.... i'll say he is very smart ....specially when he managed to trick "you" with you own trap ..i think ****** is not the word you looking for... Twisted or Evil sounds like a more accurate word to describe what happen to you. |
Void Echo
Echo Galactic Industries
1211
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Posted - 2013.09.06 12:00:00 -
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Mobius Wyvern wrote:Void Echo wrote:KING CHECKMATE wrote:I don't think the dude that took your tank was the ****** thou.... yes, he was the ******, anyone who tries to steel my tank or get in my turret expecting free points is and will be retards in my view. Which is emblematic of the bigger issue of this ridiculous notion of tanks as "solo-vehicles" and anyone who tries to occupy the turrets that are on the vehicle to help defend it from infantry and add more firepower is just "stealing your kills".
basically yes, mainly because small turrets even though required for now, are completely useless, the missiles are inaccurate by a lot, the railgun is very inaccurate and cant get a hit, the blaster is just annoying because its used to just randomly shoot.
I have a lot of experience with blues, 95% of the time, they expect a free ride or free points, I know this because after a while and I haven't moved or killed anything, they just leave.. or when im about to die, they immediately bail then get back in when they see I survived.. fukn moochers.. |
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