What's it saying?

I don't think there is a single intelligible thought hidden under that cryptic cry for a better educational system... to make it worth your time to translate

I.....What....Is this even English?

well if your post was intelligible and AT-LEAST able to be deciphered you wouldn't have people "all up in yo face niqqa"

That was Ebonics at best....

You should look into community college. You can probably get a Pell Grant. You probably can't get loans (felons don't qualify for federal loans). http://studentaid.ed.gov/eligibility/criminal-convictions

Take some reading classes. Your peers will all be lacking the same reading and comprehension skills as you, so you won't have to feel embarrassed about making yourself look like an idiot every time you forget how to write your name down.

Really though, it'll help.

You might even become a productive member of society some day, and no... I'm not talking about knocking up dumb young girls who don't know what condoms are, or growing plants in your mother's basement. I'm talking about actually learning how to do something useful.

Hey, I'm about to take my BAR exam. (Yay NYU law) I know a few budding defense attorneys, I can hook you up when you need one.

I... I have obviously made poor life choices.

My money is on, he is a 12 year old wanna be gangsta living with his parents. A real gangster was Al Capone, not these washed wannabe hip hop thugs that cant count above ten. Enough said.