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Zekain K
Expert Intervention
Caldari State
311
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Posted - 2013.09.02 21:25:00 -
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1: I must have diplomat status.
2: other members in the corp must have some form of grey matter between their ears.
3: The corp must have skilled members that can actually hit the broad side of a barn.
4: must be given 100K isk from each member per day. |
Patrick57
GunFall Mobilization
Covert Intervention
111
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Posted - 2013.09.02 21:28:00 -
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Trey Hardin
REAPERS REPUBLIC
20
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Posted - 2013.09.02 21:29:00 -
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R u serious about point 4 |
PX Boss
Pradox XVI
6
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Posted - 2013.09.02 21:34:00 -
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Zekain K wrote:1: I must have diplomat status.
2: other members in the corp must have some form of grey matter between their ears.
3: The corp must have skilled members that can actually hit the broad side of a barn.
4: I must be given 100K isk from each member per day.
Yes. Feel free to apply "abusive kittens." |
Bill Huynh
Abbotsford Warriors
0
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Posted - 2013.09.02 21:47:00 -
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What does number 2 mean? |
Trey Hardin
REAPERS REPUBLIC
20
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Posted - 2013.09.02 21:50:00 -
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Bill Huynh wrote:What does number 2 mean?
They need to actually think |
abused puppy
abusive kittens
0
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Posted - 2013.09.02 21:52:00 -
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PX Boss wrote:Zekain K wrote:1: I must have diplomat status.
2: other members in the corp must have some form of grey matter between their ears.
3: The corp must have skilled members that can actually hit the broad side of a barn.
4: I must be given 100K isk from each member per day. Yes. Feel free to apply "abusive kittens."
I'm afraid i can't accept him, only mr. mittens from the league of kittens can abuse me. |
I'm Hobolicious
Nation of Miku
0
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Posted - 2013.09.02 22:00:00 -
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can i joinses? I gots no shoes. |
CHIKANO BMXer
Northwind Alliance
Dark Taboo
23
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Posted - 2013.09.02 23:08:00 -
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no one is gonna pay you because ur probally not even worth wasting my time or money speaking of which i demand payment for wasting my time on you what about 200 isk for ecery word you typed |
Derrith Erador
Pradox One
92
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Posted - 2013.09.02 23:17:00 -
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CHIKANO BMXer wrote:no one is gonna pay you because ur probally not even worth wasting my time or money speaking of which i demand payment for wasting my time on you what about 200 isk for ecery word you typed
I'd prefer sloth and koala pictures. they're so cute. |
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General John Ripper
The Generals
EoN.
2196
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Posted - 2013.09.02 23:55:00 -
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Zekain K wrote:1: I must have diplomat status.
2: other members in the corp must have some form of grey matter between their ears.
3: The corp must have skilled members that can actually hit the broad side of a barn.
4: I must be given 100K isk from each member per day.
your hired. |
Zekain K
Expert Intervention
Caldari State
315
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Posted - 2013.09.03 01:41:00 -
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General John Ripper wrote:Zekain K wrote:1: I must have diplomat status.
2: other members in the corp must have some form of grey matter between their ears.
3: The corp must have skilled members that can actually hit the broad side of a barn.
4: I must be given 100K isk from each member per day. your hired.
Sorry, you lack the second criteria.
"You're" |
Nocturnal Soul
Immortal Retribution
578
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Posted - 2013.09.03 05:28:00 -
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You make me laugh on the inside |
Derrith Erador
Pradox One
92
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Posted - 2013.09.03 06:13:00 -
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Alright Zekain, we will accept you into our corp, but you must fulfill one requirement for us to abide by your outrageous standards. you must find a scene that guile's theme cannot go with. a task this impossible couldn't possibly be accomplished.
what you face. |
MRBH1997
Knights Of Ender
17
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Posted - 2013.09.03 06:31:00 -
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I could use a diplomat about now due to the fact that we can now join a alliance but no one fits the criteria of number two if they have to pay you to have you join the corporation. |
Chibi Andy
Forsaken Immortals
Top Men.
447
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Posted - 2013.09.03 07:28:00 -
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Diplomat status? Do you mean director status or are you talking about actually being a diplomat for the corp?
And 100K ISK from all our members? Nope sorry, even IF we do hire you, none of the members will pay ISK to some random recruit. 
Better look somewhere else to scam ISK off from people buddy. |
Derrith Erador
Pradox One
93
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Posted - 2013.09.03 19:56:00 -
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bump to be douchy. |
Killar-12
The Corporate Raiders
766
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Posted - 2013.09.04 00:16:00 -
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If you drop the fourth requirement, you're in. We have the second and third and we need a diplomat. |
Killar-12
The Corporate Raiders
855
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Posted - 2013.09.05 04:37:00 -
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Zekain K wrote:1: I must have diplomat status.
2: other members in the corp must have some form of grey matter between their ears.
3: The corp must have skilled members that can actually hit the broad side of a barn.
4: I must be given 100K isk from each member per day.
Are you here? |
Zekain K
Expert Intervention
Caldari State
356
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Posted - 2013.09.05 04:39:00 -
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Killar-12 wrote:Zekain K wrote:1: I must have diplomat status.
2: other members in the corp must have some form of grey matter between their ears.
3: The corp must have skilled members that can actually hit the broad side of a barn.
4: I must be given 100K isk from each member per day. Are you here? ugh.
looks like I need to add a 5th requirement now.
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Killar-12
The Corporate Raiders
858
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Posted - 2013.09.05 04:42:00 -
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Zekain K wrote:Killar-12 wrote:Zekain K wrote:1: I must have diplomat status.
2: other members in the corp must have some form of grey matter between their ears.
3: The corp must have skilled members that can actually hit the broad side of a barn.
4: I must be given 100K isk from each member per day. Are you here? ugh. looks like I need to add a 5th requirement now.
Damn it, sorry What do you want? I'd like what you have to offer, but there has to be some leeway. |
Killar-12
The Corporate Raiders
858
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Posted - 2013.09.05 04:43:00 -
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Why the **** not? |
Zekain K
Expert Intervention
Caldari State
356
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Posted - 2013.09.05 04:44:00 -
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Killar-12 wrote:Zekain K wrote:Killar-12 wrote:Zekain K wrote:1: I must have diplomat status.
2: other members in the corp must have some form of grey matter between their ears.
3: The corp must have skilled members that can actually hit the broad side of a barn.
4: I must be given 100K isk from each member per day. Are you here? ugh. looks like I need to add a 5th requirement now. Damn it, sorry What do you want? I'd like what you have to offer, but there has to be some leeway. Make me CEO, and I'll join. |
Killar-12
The Corporate Raiders
858
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Posted - 2013.09.05 04:44:00 -
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Zekain K wrote:Killar-12 wrote:Zekain K wrote:Killar-12 wrote:Zekain K wrote:1: I must have diplomat status.
2: other members in the corp must have some form of grey matter between their ears.
3: The corp must have skilled members that can actually hit the broad side of a barn.
4: I must be given 100K isk from each member per day. Are you here? ugh. looks like I need to add a 5th requirement now. Damn it, sorry What do you want? I'd like what you have to offer, but there has to be some leeway. Make me CEO, and I'll join.
WHAT! bad troll is bad |
Killar-12
The Corporate Raiders
858
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Posted - 2013.09.05 04:47:00 -
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How about Directorship in a corp with competent members? It's pretty generous. |
Zekain K
Expert Intervention
Caldari State
358
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Posted - 2013.09.05 04:50:00 -
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Killar-12 wrote:How about Directorship in a corp with competent members? It's pretty generous. How many members does your corp have?
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XxWarlordxX97
Ancient Exiles
4496
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Posted - 2013.09.05 04:50:00 -
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Zekain K wrote:1: I must have diplomat status.
2: other members in the corp must have some form of grey matter between their ears.
3: The corp must have skilled members that can actually hit the broad side of a barn.
4: You must give XxWarlordxX97 100K isk from each member per day.
5: I must have director status.
Hm |
Killar-12
The Corporate Raiders
859
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Posted - 2013.09.05 04:52:00 -
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Zekain K wrote:Killar-12 wrote:How about Directorship in a corp with competent members? It's pretty generous. How many members does your corp have?
30 not including alts |
XxWarlordxX97
Ancient Exiles
4496
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Posted - 2013.09.05 04:52:00 -
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Zekain K wrote:Killar-12 wrote:How about Directorship in a corp with competent members? It's pretty generous. How many members does your corp have?
It sounds like you just looking for isk |
Zekain K
Expert Intervention
Caldari State
358
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Posted - 2013.09.05 04:52:00 -
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XxWarlordxX97 wrote:Zekain K wrote:1: I must have diplomat status.
2: other members in the corp must have some form of grey matter between their ears.
3: The corp must have skilled members that can actually hit the broad side of a barn.
4: You must give XxWarlordxX97 100K isk from each member per day.
5: I must have director status. Hm Thanks for proof reading, and editing that. I totally meant to put your name there.
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Killar-12
The Corporate Raiders
859
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Posted - 2013.09.05 04:54:00 -
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XxWarlordxX97 wrote:Zekain K wrote:Killar-12 wrote:How about Directorship in a corp with competent members? It's pretty generous. How many members does your corp have? It sounds like you just looking for isk
I do have safe gaurds in place to prevent anything bad from occuring *Buries ISK in backyard* |
Zekain K
Expert Intervention
Caldari State
358
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Posted - 2013.09.05 04:56:00 -
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Killar-12 wrote:XxWarlordxX97 wrote:Zekain K wrote:Killar-12 wrote:How about Directorship in a corp with competent members? It's pretty generous. How many members does your corp have? It sounds like you just looking for isk I do have safe gaurds in place to prevent anything bad from occuring *Buries ISK in backyard* I have 300 million isk sitting in my own personal wallet.
Tell me why I would want your puny corp purse.
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XxWarlordxX97
Ancient Exiles
4496
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Posted - 2013.09.05 04:56:00 -
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Killar-12 wrote:XxWarlordxX97 wrote:Zekain K wrote:Killar-12 wrote:How about Directorship in a corp with competent members? It's pretty generous. How many members does your corp have? It sounds like you just looking for isk I do have safe gaurds in place to prevent anything bad from occuring *Buries ISK in backyard*
Awesome |
Zekain K
Expert Intervention
Caldari State
358
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Posted - 2013.09.05 04:57:00 -
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XxWarlordxX97 wrote:Killar-12 wrote:XxWarlordxX97 wrote:Zekain K wrote:Killar-12 wrote:How about Directorship in a corp with competent members? It's pretty generous. How many members does your corp have? It sounds like you just looking for isk I do have safe gaurds in place to prevent anything bad from occuring *Buries ISK in backyard* Awesome fantastic
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Killar-12
The Corporate Raiders
859
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Posted - 2013.09.05 04:57:00 -
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Zekain K wrote:Killar-12 wrote:XxWarlordxX97 wrote:Zekain K wrote:Killar-12 wrote:How about Directorship in a corp with competent members? It's pretty generous. How many members does your corp have? It sounds like you just looking for isk I do have safe gaurds in place to prevent anything bad from occuring *Buries ISK in backyard* I have 300 million isk sitting in my own personal wallet. Tell me why I would want your puny corp purse.
Oh wipes brow... okay then I'll lower guards and keep the corp wallet full |
XxWarlordxX97
Ancient Exiles
4496
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Posted - 2013.09.05 04:59:00 -
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Zekain K wrote:Killar-12 wrote:XxWarlordxX97 wrote:Zekain K wrote:Killar-12 wrote:How about Directorship in a corp with competent members? It's pretty generous. How many members does your corp have? It sounds like you just looking for isk I do have safe gaurds in place to prevent anything bad from occuring *Buries ISK in backyard* I have 300 million isk sitting in my own personal wallet. Tell me why I would want your puny corp purse.
I'm thinking give me 200mil |
XxWarlordxX97
Ancient Exiles
4497
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Posted - 2013.09.05 05:00:00 -
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Zekain K wrote:XxWarlordxX97 wrote:Killar-12 wrote:XxWarlordxX97 wrote:Killar-12 wrote:How about Directorship in a corp with competent members? It's pretty generous. How many members does your corp have? It sounds like you just looking for isk I do have safe gaurds in place to prevent anything bad from occuring *Buries ISK in backyard* Awesome fantastic
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Bacon |
Zekain K
Expert Intervention
Caldari State
359
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Posted - 2013.09.05 05:00:00 -
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That's nice. |
XxWarlordxX97
Ancient Exiles
4497
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Posted - 2013.09.05 05:04:00 -
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Not going to click it |
Killar-12
The Corporate Raiders
862
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Posted - 2013.09.05 05:04:00 -
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It isn't 4chan or Reddit, just you tube |
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XxWarlordxX97
Ancient Exiles
4497
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Posted - 2013.09.05 05:06:00 -
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Killar-12 wrote:It isn't 4chan or Reddit, just you tube
Thanks to Sota I don't click it anymore |
Killar-12
The Corporate Raiders
862
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Posted - 2013.09.05 05:07:00 -
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XxWarlordxX97 wrote:Killar-12 wrote:It isn't 4chan or Reddit, just you tube Thanks to Sota I don't click it anymore
Zekain isn't SoTa, he has a soul. |
XxWarlordxX97
Ancient Exiles
4497
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Posted - 2013.09.05 05:10:00 -
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Killar-12 wrote:XxWarlordxX97 wrote:Killar-12 wrote:It isn't 4chan or Reddit, just you tube Thanks to Sota I don't click it anymore Zekain isn't SoTa, he has a soul.
Still not clicking it,what? |
Killar-12
The Corporate Raiders
862
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Posted - 2013.09.05 05:13:00 -
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XxWarlordxX97 wrote:Killar-12 wrote:XxWarlordxX97 wrote:Killar-12 wrote:XxWarlordxX97 wrote:
Not going to click it
It isn't 4chan or Reddit, just you tube Thanks to Sota I don't click it anymore Zekain isn't SoTa, he has a soul. Still not clicking it,what?
Simpsons video Not super funny, but it fits |
Killar-12
The Corporate Raiders
862
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Posted - 2013.09.05 05:17:00 -
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I'll continue bargaining or I'll pick up an application tomorrow |
Killar-12
The Corporate Raiders
939
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Posted - 2013.09.06 03:07:00 -
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Do you agree? |
excillon
united we stand x
61
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Posted - 2013.09.06 06:49:00 -
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1. You can be a diplomat all you want, as a matter of fact, it's expected.
2. We have plenty of grey matter between our ears. We don't know everything about the game, but we know some, and are always trying to learn more. And to prove it, you corrected a guys spelling for "your" instead of "you're" , but you have "crop" instead of "corp" in the title? Unless you actually meant "crop", which could work as well I suppose.
3. There are varying levels of skill in any corp. New players and vets. It's in flux, and always should be. The students become the teachers. Sometimes you learn, sometimes you teach. You should embrace newer players, because they're the future of the game, and nothing is more fulfilling than watching a new user become an intelligent, skilled player. There's more to a team than mere numbers and stats. It's about cooperation, and above all, development.
4. No. While no one will actively bug you for money out of your personal wallet, if anything, you should be donating to the corp to see it grow. But donating is your choice, no taxes, no panhandling.
5. Not right away. You can work your way up like the rest of us, and earn our respect, and hopefully we earn yours as well. Then, you can have director status. I'm not the CEO, but I'm a director and we are run diplomatically by council.
We're small, we're nobodies right now but we have vision and more importantly ambition. We have 20+ people, who are actually friends with each other, not mere co-players. If that interests you, then welcome. If not, then best of luck with wherever you end up. |
Zekain K
Expert Intervention
Caldari State
415
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Posted - 2013.09.08 04:36:00 -
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Killar-12 wrote:Do you agree? Ok FINE killar. I'll join your circle jerk - er, I mean corp since you've agreed to MOST of my requirements. -_- |
Killar-12
The Corporate Raiders
1020
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Posted - 2013.09.08 05:39:00 -
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Zekain K wrote:Killar-12 wrote:Do you agree? Ok FINE killar. I'll join your circle jerk - er, I mean corp since you've agreed to MOST of my requirements. -_-
Wonderful... |
MIKE KILLA420 BMG
Robbing The Hood
Public Disorder.
0
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Posted - 2013.09.08 15:06:00 -
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Zekain K wrote:1: I must have diplomat status.
2: other members in the corp must have some form of grey matter between their ears.
3: The corp must have skilled members that can actually hit the broad side of a barn.
4: I must be given 100K isk from each member per day.
5: I must have director status.
Director status isn't just given u must work for it
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Dante Vento
Firefly Shipping co.
37
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Posted - 2013.09.09 21:16:00 -
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Do you have references for 1 and 5? |
Killar-12
The Corporate Raiders
1048
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Posted - 2013.09.09 21:18:00 -
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Dante Vento wrote:Do you have references for 1 and 5?
Ask Chicago Cubs |
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