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Greg Murphinson Gutter Press 0	Posted - 2013.09.02 07:19:00 - [1] - Quote Reports have been coming in from The Forge regions about a group of clone soldiers who call themselves The Chosen Ones, who have been flying capsuleer vessels and creating havoc in The Forge regions. They claim that with technology they have acquired from Jovesters, the Sleepers who have woken up again to conquer the entire New Eden clusters they are able to be immortal soldiers and fly around in capsules, making them superior to regular capsuleers in every possible way. Soon after the reports came in, more reports came in about Templis Dragonaurs forces moving with these alleged soldier capsuleers. We could not receive a response from the Chief Executive Panel after we asked for their comment. Secrecy! "That's totally frigging awesome!", commented a 10-year old child in Caille. "I KNEW IT! The Jovesters are coming to kill us all! We need to burn all the tritanium in the cluster!", said a Brutor man with a tinfoil hat. "This is outrageous! We need Tibus Heth back as Chief Executor to make things right again!", said a fanatic Templis supporter. Are the Templis Dragonaurs and the Jove working together? Will New Eden fall under the rule of the Soldier Capsuleers? When is the next episode of The Rich and The Famous coming? Subscribe to Gutter Press today and you will know! Gutter Press, stories you did not know you wanted to hear!
Galm Fae Guardian Solutions DARKSTAR ARMY 81	Posted - 2013.09.02 07:48:00 - [2] - Quote Please. If the Dragonaurs were working with the Jove, than I would be sitting in a Leviathan by now, Caldari Prime would be strictly for Caldari, and Roden would be getting the biggest wedgie a human mind can fathom. But alas, here I am. Posting on a message board as I scrub my boots in a room where the walls leak grease and I can HEAR THE SOLDIER THAT LIVES IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME MAKING LOVE TO HIS COMMANDING OFFICER! I hope he heard that, because I am sick of their escapades keeping me up all night.
steadyhand amarr Imperfects Negative-Feedback 1179	Posted - 2013.09.02 09:21:00 - [3] - Quote Fae, ear plugs man lol. Anyway pish I would need evidence before I believed that story. That said the achrombia are a legitimate threat that I wish the empire would hear my warnings about. But nnoo thr moment u say the voice in my head told me u get put on lockdown for a week :-(
Yun Hee Ryeon Dead Six Initiative Lokun Listamenn 217	Posted - 2013.09.02 15:47:00 - [4] - Quote The name of Gutter Press should tell you a very large percentage of what you need to know, soldiers. They've been active in the capsuleer community for years. I'm not quite sure whether it's an actual rag that is somehow making money off of publishing this stuff, or whether it's somebody's demented hobby.
Denak Kalamari Intaki Liberation Front Intaki Prosperity Initiative 407	Posted - 2013.09.02 15:52:00 - [5] - Quote Yun Hee Ryeon wrote: The name of Gutter Press should tell you a very large percentage of what you need to know, soldiers. They've been active in the capsuleer community for years. I'm not quite sure whether it's an actual rag that is somehow making money off of publishing this stuff, or whether it's somebody's demented hobby. I wish they would have stayed in the capsuleer IGS, now our summit is infected with this pest.
DeadlyAztec11 Chatelain Rapid Response Gallente Federation 2108	Posted - 2013.09.03 01:07:00 - [6] - Quote The Black Eagles have been deployed. You have nothing to fear.
Yun Hee Ryeon Dead Six Initiative Lokun Listamenn 222	Posted - 2013.09.03 01:33:00 - [7] - Quote DeadlyAztec11 wrote: The Black Eagles have been deployed. You have nothing to fear. .... Okay, somebody needs his implants checked out.
DeadlyAztec11 Chatelain Rapid Response Gallente Federation 2109	Posted - 2013.09.03 04:55:00 - [8] - Quote Yun Hee Ryeon wrote: DeadlyAztec11 wrote: The Black Eagles have been deployed. You have nothing to fear. .... Okay, somebody needs his implants checked out. My 1st generation implants are fine. I just NEED TO MAKE THE NUMBERS STOP! I CAN'T GET THEM OUT OF MY HEAD! Besides that I'm cool as an Ice cube
Yun Hee Ryeon Dead Six Initiative Lokun Listamenn 224	Posted - 2013.09.03 05:01:00 - [9] - Quote DeadlyAztec11 wrote: My 1st generation implants are fine. I just NEED TO MAKE THE NUMBERS STOP! I CAN'T GET THEM OUT OF MY HEAD! Besides that I'm cool as an Ice cube Joking aside, soldier, your implant doesn't have to be first-gen to potentially cause you trouble if something's a little miscalibrated. It replaces, if I remember, three different portions of your brain, one of which is involved in the formation of long-term memory. Some of yours, if they are as you describe them, come across as flatly bizarre, like visions from an alternate world.
True Adamance PIE Inc. Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris 1512	Posted - 2013.09.03 05:04:00 - [10] - Quote DeadlyAztec11 wrote: The Black Eagles have been deployed. You have them to fear. Sorry I think I misheard that....

Galm Fae Guardian Solutions DARKSTAR ARMY 83	Posted - 2013.09.03 05:24:00 - [11] - Quote DeadlyAztec11 wrote: Yun Hee Ryeon wrote: DeadlyAztec11 wrote: The Black Eagles have been deployed. You have nothing to fear. .... Okay, somebody needs his implants checked out. My 1st generation implants are fine. I just NEED TO MAKE THE NUMBERS STOP! I CAN'T GET THEM OUT OF MY HEAD! Besides that I'm cool as an Ice cube People like you are why I am glad I still pack the Toxin when I deploy.
Delta 749 Kestrel Reconnaissance 1904	Posted - 2013.09.04 02:41:00 - [12] - Quote Galm Fae wrote: Please. If the Dragonaurs were working with the Jove, than I would be sitting in a Leviathan by now, Caldari Prime would be strictly for Caldari, and Roden would be getting the biggest wedgie a human mind can fathom. But alas, here I am. Posting on a message board as I scrub my boots in a room where the walls leak grease and I can HEAR THE SOLDIER THAT LIVES IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME MAKING LOVE TO HIS COMMANDING OFFICER! I hope he heard that, because I am sick of their escapades keeping me up all night. Hey now, rising through the ranks isnt easy. Sometimes you need to put in long late night hours, get on all fours, and really grit your teeth to get ahead.
DeadlyAztec11 Chatelain Rapid Response Gallente Federation 2118	Posted - 2013.09.04 21:38:00 - [13] - Quote Galm Fae wrote: DeadlyAztec11 wrote: Yun Hee Ryeon wrote: DeadlyAztec11 wrote: The Black Eagles have been deployed. You have nothing to fear. .... Okay, somebody needs his implants checked out. My 1st generation implants are fine. I just NEED TO MAKE THE NUMBERS STOP! I CAN'T GET THEM OUT OF MY HEAD! Besides that I'm cool as an Ice cube People like you are why I am glad I still pack the Toxin when I deploy. Hahahaha-ha haha-ahhhh- ahhh HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
Galm Fae Guardian Solutions DARKSTAR ARMY 90	Posted - 2013.09.04 22:20:00 - [14] - Quote Delta 749 wrote: Galm Fae wrote: Please. If the Dragonaurs were working with the Jove, than I would be sitting in a Leviathan by now, Caldari Prime would be strictly for Caldari, and Roden would be getting the biggest wedgie a human mind can fathom. But alas, here I am. Posting on a message board as I scrub my boots in a room where the walls leak grease and I can HEAR THE SOLDIER THAT LIVES IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME MAKING LOVE TO HIS COMMANDING OFFICER! I hope he heard that, because I am sick of their escapades keeping me up all night. Hey now, rising through the ranks isnt easy. Sometimes you need to put in long late night hours, get on all fours, and really grit your teeth to get ahead. That was pun-bearable. I love it. And Mr. Aztec, I wasn't joking. I take great pleasure in turning magpies like you to soup.
DeadlyAztec11 Chatelain Rapid Response Gallente Federation 2141	Posted - 2013.09.09 23:09:00 - [15] - Quote Galm Fae wrote: Delta 749 wrote: Galm Fae wrote: Please. If the Dragonaurs were working with the Jove, than I would be sitting in a Leviathan by now, Caldari Prime would be strictly for Caldari, and Roden would be getting the biggest wedgie a human mind can fathom. But alas, here I am. Posting on a message board as I scrub my boots in a room where the walls leak grease and I can HEAR THE SOLDIER THAT LIVES IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME MAKING LOVE TO HIS COMMANDING OFFICER! I hope he heard that, because I am sick of their escapades keeping me up all night. Hey now, rising through the ranks isnt easy. Sometimes you need to put in long late night hours, get on all fours, and really grit your teeth to get ahead. That was pun-bearable. I love it. And Mr. Aztec, I wasn't joking. I take great pleasure in turning magpies like you to soup. Well, I wasn't joking either. No matter how you add, subtract, multiply or divide the numbers, they are always 514. They don't stop even when I sleep. When there are too many numbers I usually black out and go missing for a period of time.


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