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True Adamance wrote:

Vitharr Foebane wrote:

Dear Lord, I am a proud member of the Amarr Empire and don my heavy dropsuit in the name of You and the Empress. Yet, every time I deploy, a little bit of that pride is chipped away as I must choose either slave gear(HMG) or heathen gear(FG). I frequently discuss this with our R&D personnel on Amarr Prime, however the only answer I get is that a heavy laser is "TBA". Our recent advances in armor and mobility are much appreciated, however I cannot help but feel hollow inside as I do not have a pure weapon to cleanse the godless from our universe. Lord, I understand that I am but a small part in your grand plan for New Eden, but I pray that you will inspire our scientists to devise a weapon that will allow me to represent You and my people as I kill and die in Your name. In Your Holy Name I pray, Amen.

I pray with you brother, but such is His will we are not graced with the holy armaments of His divine might.

To bestow unto us such potent weapons of divine origin would likely bring the other empires to their knees too easily, likely more than not these strange entities we know as Dev's and their heathen pantheon CCP are withholding our mighty weapons of God.

((also not offensive this is how the Amarrians are, its what we do, and may we enslave your entire race....lest you be Caldari because you guys is cool by me))


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Vitharr Foebane Blood Money Mercenaries 34	Posted - 2013.08.24 07:45:00 - [1] - Quote Dear Lord, I am a proud member of the Amarr Empire and don my heavy dropsuit in the name of You and the Empress. Yet, every time I deploy, a little bit of that pride is chipped away as I must choose either slave gear(HMG) or heathen gear(FG). I frequently discuss this with our R&D personnel on Amarr Prime, however the only answer I get is that a heavy laser is "TBA". Our recent advances in armor and mobility are much appreciated, however I cannot help but feel hollow inside as I do not have a pure weapon to cleanse the godless from our universe. Lord, I understand that I am but a small part in your grand plan for New Eden, but I pray that you will inspire our scientists to devise a weapon that will allow me to represent You and my people as I kill and die in Your name. In Your Holy Name I pray, Amen.
Vitharr Foebane Blood Money Mercenaries 35	Posted - 2013.08.24 07:59:00 - [2] - Quote I'm drunk and bored a terrible combination
Vitharr Foebane Blood Money Mercenaries 35	Posted - 2013.08.24 08:14:00 - [3] - Quote Meh as long as you guys keep replying maybe god will notice and answer this poor amarran's pleas
Vitharr Foebane Blood Money Mercenaries 35	Posted - 2013.08.24 08:39:00 - [4] - Quote i did and was pleasantly amused
Vitharr Foebane Blood Money Mercenaries 36	Posted - 2013.08.25 22:56:00 - [5] - Quote Sobriety aside I dont care if it's a fu**ing stick figure on a napkin. Just give us something other than an ambiguous TBA. A blue post would be divine right about now.
Vitharr Foebane Blood Money Mercenaries 38	Posted - 2013.08.26 03:12:00 - [6] - Quote BL4CKST4R wrote: Vitharr Foebane wrote: Dear Lord, I am a proud member of the Amarr Empire and don my heavy dropsuit in the name of You and the Empress. Yet, every time I deploy, a little bit of that pride is chipped away as I must choose either slave gear(HMG) or heathen gear(FG). I frequently discuss this with our R&D personnel on Amarr Prime, however the only answer I get is that a heavy laser is "TBA". Our recent advances in armor and mobility are much appreciated, however I cannot help but feel hollow inside as I do not have a pure weapon to cleanse the godless from our universe. Lord, I understand that I am but a small part in your grand plan for New Eden, but I pray that you will inspire our scientists to devise a weapon that will allow me to represent You and my people as I kill and die in Your name. In Your Holy Name I pray, Amen. Amarrian scum! (+1 for a well written post) when I am properly equipped I will be sure to trample your democracy as well as your charred husk in the name of the Empress.
Vitharr Foebane Blood Money Mercenaries 41	Posted - 2013.08.26 04:09:00 - [7] - Quote True Adamance wrote: Vitharr Foebane wrote: Dear Lord, I am a proud member of the Amarr Empire and don my heavy dropsuit in the name of You and the Empress. Yet, every time I deploy, a little bit of that pride is chipped away as I must choose either slave gear(HMG) or heathen gear(FG). I frequently discuss this with our R&D personnel on Amarr Prime, however the only answer I get is that a heavy laser is "TBA". Our recent advances in armor and mobility are much appreciated, however I cannot help but feel hollow inside as I do not have a pure weapon to cleanse the godless from our universe. Lord, I understand that I am but a small part in your grand plan for New Eden, but I pray that you will inspire our scientists to devise a weapon that will allow me to represent You and my people as I kill and die in Your name. In Your Holy Name I pray, Amen. I pray with you brother, but such is His will we are not graced with the holy armaments of His divine might. To bestow unto us such potent weapons of divine origin would likely bring the other empires to their knees too easily, likely more than not these strange entities we know as Dev's and their heathen pantheon CCP are withholding our mighty weapons of God. ((also not offensive this is how the Amarrians are, its what we do, and may we enslave your entire race....lest you be Caldari because you guys is cool by me)) Glad you share my sentiments, and if we make our pleas loud enough, maybe god will grant us a miracle.