Woah woah there; There was some nice positive information in there (even if we are going to war with each other), and the "rick roll" was just a little side joke, not the premise of the entire speech. It's not like his joke invalidates anything he has to say originally. Next time, calm down and just read the details, don't let your emotions fool you.

the details: dipshit made a joke. dev's come in here and comment on the joke. devs stalwartly refuse to speak in any topics about the future of their game.

the joke made: it hasn't been funny in almost a decade.

the punchline: that's just how out of touch CCP is. Or, they have people with a vested interest in seeing EoN succeed, and have been feeding them exactly how certain exploits work for months. It would explain how they know all the newest exploits the moment a patch drops. not within a day, within 15 minutes of a patch, some EoN prick is already using the newest glitch in the system to cheat their way to the top. this would suggest that someone is going through every patch in advance and checking the code for exactly how every little thing works, or insider information from someone who's been playing the dev build for the month prior.

Saw Eon Alliance tag, didn't read.

Never gonna turn around, and hurt you.

I'll never understand the reasoning behind some of these indi corps with all their hate towards EoN. The idea that were just wanting to take over the entirety of MH is absolutely absurd, if EoN wanted to take MH, we would.

I'm gonna go crazy trying to defend or explain our actions to people who are too short sighted to see that we don't actually want to control everything, that would turn what's supposed to be a fun GAME into a job. I already work 8-12 hours a day and this game is supposed to be a way to relax and unwind after a long and ****** day at work.

I give up trying to force people to understand that we started to dominate MH after everyone started backing out just do that the masses would actually have a reason to rise up and "rebel" against "The great oppressor". Truth be told, its bringing corps into PC that wouldn't otherwise be there, and that's good for everyone because we need more corps with PC experience.

If you don't want EoN to hold the majority of MH, keep fighting, get better, get more organized, start learning some actual tactics, and give us some decent fights in PC instead of this unorganized turkey shoot that it currently is.

Its up to you to figure out where to invest your SP to make you an efficient player at your chosen path, when you enter a fight you had better be prepared to field the best gear you can, and play to win. KDR has zero meaning in PC, only the win.

Its never a good idea to enter a fight against an enemy that you know full well as to being able to use top end gear, and use it well, while bringing n militia gear for yourself, and then crying on the forums saying that said enemy team are a bunch or try hands.

I'm gonna let you in on some news about EoN. When we started out in DUST we had maybe 5 corps in the alliance, it was started before alliances were even able to be listed, and we all had no idea what we were doing in PC. We gave it a try, lost a few fights, learned from the failures. That's how we got where we are today.

Don't let the losses discourage you, the only way to get better is to play against better players. You don't learn anything from winning all the time. Give it time and maybe it won't be such a slaughter every battle and some of you might even make names for yourselves as kings and queens of the indi corps. Who knows, maybe one day when this game is actually fixed a all the mechanics are actually working, this PC stomping experience will have made some of you into he top corps in this game.

First you have to practice though. Think of this "war" as that. Expensive practice, and hard lessons. Learn from each fight and watch what the other corps you're going against do, figure out what works and what doesn't. Only then can you yourselves grow and evolve as a corporation and continue to get better.

Comes down to this. EoN fought for everything it currently has, and were not about to just roll over and die because a bunch of pissed off snubbed out gamers on the interwebs are unsatisfied with the current standings in PC. If you don't like the rules, follow the rules, reach the top, and change the rule, but you have to be willing to put in the time and effort to get there. WE'RE THE BAD GUYS SO THAT YOU ALL HAVE A REASON TO GET INTERESTED IN PC!

TL;DR
Read the second word of each paragraph.

I'll never understand the reasoning behind some of these indi corps with all their hate towards EoN. The idea that were just wanting to take over the entirety of MH is absolutely absurd, if EoN wanted to take MH, we would.

I'm gonna go crazy trying to defend or explain our actions to people who are too short sighted to see that we don't actually want to control everything, that would turn what's supposed to be a fun GAME into a job. I already work 8-12 hours a day and this game is supposed to be a way to relax and unwind after a long and ****** day at work.

I give up trying to force people to understand that we started to dominate MH after everyone started backing out just do that the masses would actually have a reason to rise up and "rebel" against "The great oppressor". Truth be told, its bringing corps into PC that wouldn't otherwise be there, and that's good for everyone because we need more corps with PC experience.

If you don't want EoN to hold the majority of MH, keep fighting, get better, get more organized, start learning some actual tactics, and give us some decent fights in PC instead of this unorganized turkey shoot that it currently is.

Its up to you to figure out where to invest your SP to make you an efficient player at your chosen path, when you enter a fight you had better be prepared to field the best gear you can, and play to win. KDR has zero meaning in PC, only the win.

Its never a good idea to enter a fight against an enemy that you know full well as to being able to use top end gear, and use it well, while bringing n militia gear for yourself, and then crying on the forums saying that said enemy team are a bunch or try hands.

I'm gonna let you in on some news about EoN. When we started out in DUST we had maybe 5 corps in the alliance, it was started before alliances were even able to be listed, and we all had no idea what we were doing in PC. We gave it a try, lost a few fights, learned from the failures. That's how we got where we are today.

Don't let the losses discourage you, the only way to get better is to play against better players. You don't learn anything from winning all the time. Give it time and maybe it won't be such a slaughter every battle and some of you might even make names for yourselves as kings and queens of the indi corps. Who knows, maybe one day when this game is actually fixed a all the mechanics are actually working, this PC stomping experience will have made some of you into he top corps in this game.

First you have to practice though. Think of this "war" as that. Expensive practice, and hard lessons. Learn from each fight and watch what the other corps you're going against do, figure out what works and what doesn't. Only then can you yourselves grow and evolve as a corporation and continue to get better.

Comes down to this. EoN fought for everything it currently has, and were not about to just roll over and die because a bunch of pissed off snubbed out gamers on the interwebs are unsatisfied with the current standings in PC. If you don't like the rules, follow the rules, reach the top, and change the rule, but you have to be willing to put in the time and effort to get there. WE'RE THE BAD GUYS SO THAT YOU ALL HAVE A REASON TO GET INTERESTED IN PC!

TL;DR
Read the second word of each paragraph.

Some of us don't hate you...were just tired of pubs so we jumped on the band wagon. Good games to you, fighting EoN is personally making me a better player.

Very interesting. May I borrow your tinfoil hat some time? Life must be so much more interesting in your head what with the CIA feeding you secret information as to why everyone better than you must be cheating.

sure, as soon as I can borrow your unhittable units(railgun to the chest for some reason only did the splash to him. and yes, it was a dead on hit, because the only other option was about half a kilometer of empty air, and he was standing still.) meleecheat scout(yeah, 6 melees in a second is cheating, I don't care how you phrase it.) and mystery lag from hell every time I shoot at you. seriously. you people stand still and for some reason, only 3 of the 120 HMG rounds I put through your spine do any damage, from 10 feet away.

now, I might not be a sniper, but I can hit an assault that's standing still at that distance with ease, as I pull this same shot regularly, and the other people I fight, with the exception of foreign players(who also lag like shite), tend to die, as they should when around 1900 damage gets shoved into their rectum. your guys take about 20 damage, turn, and I die almost instantly even though I'm rocking just under 1k EHP on my standard fatsuit(I'm a tanker primarily, sue me)

Cheating single player? don't care. cheating in multiplayer? that's just pathetic. You're like every soccer player ever, flopping on the field anytime anyone looks at you funny and saying that they hit you. and when someone calls you on your bullshit you go "How dare you! I'm famous/I tell myself I'm good at a ****ty game, I would never cheat!"

We all know that you're not the best players, you're just the best glitchers in a broken game.

This post is the very defintion of butthurt my god. Hahahahaha your crazy man.

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This post is the definition of insanity. you keep trying to make me stop, but I kind of won't. Unless I get bored, or I'm at work.

the details: dipshit made a joke. dev's come in here and comment on the joke. devs stalwartly refuse to speak in any topics about the future of their game.

the joke made: it hasn't been funny in almost a decade.

the punchline: that's just how out of touch CCP is. Or, they have people with a vested interest in seeing EoN succeed, and have been feeding them exactly how certain exploits work for months. It would explain how they know all the newest exploits the moment a patch drops. not within a day, within 15 minutes of a patch, some EoN prick is already using the newest glitch in the system to cheat their way to the top. this would suggest that someone is going through every patch in advance and checking the code for exactly how every little thing works, or insider information from someone who's been playing the dev build for the month prior.

Hey man you don't have to stop keep going it's great entertainment lol.

Yeah, I guess winning a fight when it's rigged in your favor by the devs gets boring, so you have to squat on the forums.

This is why I like you guys :D

so because you can soak more bullets than a tank, while standing still, I'm unskilled.

No my good friend, you misunderstand.


You're unskilled because you clearly have either terrible aim, terrible luck, a terrible Internet connection, or a combination of all or some of these, and you are unable to find a way to deal with said obstacle, and thusly blame others for "cheating".

well, seeing as previous data supports my aim being sufficient at the specified distance and conditions, it is either my luck, or my internet, neither of which I can change. my luck because luck is an abstract concept born of a need to try and define random chance, when it is just that, random. My internet because I only rent a room.

now if I could change abstract concepts, or had enough to spring for some decent internet, pay rent, and eat people food, then hey, I'll suck it up and just sit in my tank since my aim isn't the best, but with my rail firing when I fire it, not 2 seconds(on average) after it doesn't entirely need to be.

there's a quote that I partially recall. goes something like: The fields in which I am an unparalleled expert are exceedingly few, and the fields in which I am invariably inept are numbered beyond measure.

unfortunately, FPS games fall right between those two. not great, better than terrible. then again, I can throw knives, fire a recurve bow accurately, and I can make a chicken fettuccine alfredo that would bring tears to your eyes. so should they ever make a game where I can do all that, watch out.

I'm going to go sit on a mountain with my tank now.

the details: dipshit made a joke. dev's come in here and comment on the joke. devs stalwartly refuse to speak in any topics about the future of their game.

the joke made: it hasn't been funny in almost a decade.

the punchline: that's just how out of touch CCP is. Or, they have people with a vested interest in seeing EoN succeed, and have been feeding them exactly how certain exploits work for months. It would explain how they know all the newest exploits the moment a patch drops. not within a day, within 15 minutes of a patch, some EoN prick is already using the newest glitch in the system to cheat their way to the top. this would suggest that someone is going through every patch in advance and checking the code for exactly how every little thing works, or insider information from someone who's been playing the dev build for the month prior.