DUST Search - My personal message to everyone complaining about EoN.

Baracka Flocka Flame wrote:

Heathen Bastard wrote:

The Infected One wrote:

Very interesting. May I borrow your tinfoil hat some time? Life must be so much more interesting in your head what with the CIA feeding you secret information as to why everyone better than you must be cheating.

sure, as soon as I can borrow your unhittable units(railgun to the chest for some reason only did the splash to him. and yes, it was a dead on hit, because the only other option was about half a kilometer of empty air, and he was standing still.) meleecheat scout(yeah, 6 melees in a second is cheating, I don't care how you phrase it.) and mystery lag from hell every time I shoot at you. seriously. you people stand still and for some reason, only 3 of the 120 HMG rounds I put through your spine do any damage, from 10 feet away.

now, I might not be a sniper, but I can hit an assault that's standing still at that distance with ease, as I pull this same shot regularly, and the other people I fight, with the exception of foreign players(who also lag like shite), tend to die, as they should when around 1900 damage gets shoved into their rectum. your guys take about 20 damage, turn, and I die almost instantly even though I'm rocking just under 1k EHP on my standard fatsuit(I'm a tanker primarily, sue me)

Cheating single player? don't care. cheating in multiplayer? that's just pathetic. You're like every soccer player ever, flopping on the field anytime anyone looks at you funny and saying that they hit you. and when someone calls you on your bullshit you go "How dare you! I'm famous/I tell myself I'm good at a ****ty game, I would never cheat!"

We all know that you're not the best players, you're just the best glitchers in a broken game.

This post is the very defintion of butthurt my god. Hahahahaha your crazy man.


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Heathen Bastard Kang Lo Directorate Gallente Federation 568	Posted - 2013.08.22 22:14:00 - [1] - Quote Someone asks a question to the devs, no response. Some EoN douchebag makes a rickroll, CCP is in here sucking him off like it's their last opportunity. Something tells me we're going to see a repeat of the BoB and t20 scandal in a month or two.
Heathen Bastard Kang Lo Directorate Gallente Federation 570	Posted - 2013.08.22 22:33:00 - [2] - Quote so basically, they can't even say "we're thinking about this" but they can slack off and read an EoN polesmoker's self-aggrandizing posts.
Heathen Bastard Kang Lo Directorate Gallente Federation 570	Posted - 2013.08.22 22:45:00 - [3] - Quote and? hell If I ever make a game, by the second update, the players will know that I am a fickle sonofabitch and will change my god-damned mind on a moments notice, and not to trust one word that isn't in the patch notes. and he must enjoy your pole-smoking, as if you tried to get on top, you'd break his hip(I just called you fat. deal with it.)
Heathen Bastard Kang Lo Directorate Gallente Federation 573	Posted - 2013.08.23 01:10:00 - [4] - Quote Asirius Medaius wrote: Heathen Bastard wrote: Someone asks a question to the devs, no response. Some EoN douchebag makes a rickroll, CCP is in here sucking him off like it's their last opportunity. Something tells me we're going to see a repeat of the BoB and t20 scandal in a month or two. Woah woah there; There was some nice positive information in there (even if we are going to war with each other), and the "rick roll" was just a little side joke, not the premise of the entire speech. It's not like his joke invalidates anything he has to say originally. Next time, calm down and just read the details, don't let your emotions fool you. the details: dipshit made a joke. dev's come in here and comment on the joke. devs stalwartly refuse to speak in any topics about the future of their game. the joke made: it hasn't been funny in almost a decade. the punchline: that's just how out of touch CCP is. Or, they have people with a vested interest in seeing EoN succeed, and have been feeding them exactly how certain exploits work for months. It would explain how they know all the newest exploits the moment a patch drops. not within a day, within 15 minutes of a patch, some EoN prick is already using the newest glitch in the system to cheat their way to the top. this would suggest that someone is going through every patch in advance and checking the code for exactly how every little thing works, or insider information from someone who's been playing the dev build for the month prior.
Heathen Bastard Kang Lo Directorate Gallente Federation 574	Posted - 2013.08.23 01:44:00 - [5] - Quote The Infected One wrote: Very interesting. May I borrow your tinfoil hat some time? Life must be so much more interesting in your head what with the CIA feeding you secret information as to why everyone better than you must be cheating. sure, as soon as I can borrow your unhittable units(railgun to the chest for some reason only did the splash to him. and yes, it was a dead on hit, because the only other option was about half a kilometer of empty air, and he was standing still.) meleecheat scout(yeah, 6 melees in a second is cheating, I don't care how you phrase it.) and mystery lag from hell every time I shoot at you. seriously. you people stand still and for some reason, only 3 of the 120 HMG rounds I put through your spine do any damage, from 10 feet away. now, I might not be a sniper, but I can hit an assault that's standing still at that distance with ease, as I pull this same shot regularly, and the other people I fight, with the exception of foreign players(who also lag like shite), tend to die, as they should when around 1900 damage gets shoved into their rectum. your guys take about 20 damage, turn, and I die almost instantly even though I'm rocking just under 1k EHP on my standard fatsuit(I'm a tanker primarily, sue me) Cheating single player? don't care. cheating in multiplayer? that's just pathetic. You're like every soccer player ever, flopping on the field anytime anyone looks at you funny and saying that they hit you. and when someone calls you on your bullshit you go "How dare you! I'm famous/I tell myself I'm good at a ****ty game, I would never cheat!" We all know that you're not the best players, you're just the best glitchers in a broken game.
Heathen Bastard Kang Lo Directorate Gallente Federation 574	Posted - 2013.08.23 01:57:00 - [6] - Quote Baracka Flocka Flame wrote: Heathen Bastard wrote: The Infected One wrote: Very interesting. May I borrow your tinfoil hat some time? Life must be so much more interesting in your head what with the CIA feeding you secret information as to why everyone better than you must be cheating. sure, as soon as I can borrow your unhittable units(railgun to the chest for some reason only did the splash to him. and yes, it was a dead on hit, because the only other option was about half a kilometer of empty air, and he was standing still.) meleecheat scout(yeah, 6 melees in a second is cheating, I don't care how you phrase it.) and mystery lag from hell every time I shoot at you. seriously. you people stand still and for some reason, only 3 of the 120 HMG rounds I put through your spine do any damage, from 10 feet away. now, I might not be a sniper, but I can hit an assault that's standing still at that distance with ease, as I pull this same shot regularly, and the other people I fight, with the exception of foreign players(who also lag like shite), tend to die, as they should when around 1900 damage gets shoved into their rectum. your guys take about 20 damage, turn, and I die almost instantly even though I'm rocking just under 1k EHP on my standard fatsuit(I'm a tanker primarily, sue me) Cheating single player? don't care. cheating in multiplayer? that's just pathetic. You're like every soccer player ever, flopping on the field anytime anyone looks at you funny and saying that they hit you. and when someone calls you on your bullshit you go "How dare you! I'm famous/I tell myself I'm good at a ****ty game, I would never cheat!" We all know that you're not the best players, you're just the best glitchers in a broken game. This post is the very defintion of butthurt my god. Hahahahaha your crazy man. ^ This post is the definition of insanity. you keep trying to make me stop, but I kind of won't. Unless I get bored, or I'm at work.
Heathen Bastard Kang Lo Directorate Gallente Federation 574	Posted - 2013.08.23 02:02:00 - [7] - Quote Baracka Flocka Flame wrote: Hey man you don't have to stop keep going it's great entertainment lol. Yeah, I guess winning a fight when it's rigged in your favor by the devs gets boring, so you have to squat on the forums.
Heathen Bastard Kang Lo Directorate Gallente Federation 575	Posted - 2013.08.23 02:40:00 - [8] - Quote so because you can soak more bullets than a tank, while standing still, I'm unskilled.
Heathen Bastard Kang Lo Directorate Gallente Federation 575	Posted - 2013.08.23 03:26:00 - [9] - Quote The Infected One wrote: Heathen Bastard wrote: so because you can soak more bullets than a tank, while standing still, I'm unskilled. No my good friend, you misunderstand. You're unskilled because you clearly have either terrible aim, terrible luck, a terrible Internet connection, or a combination of all or some of these, and you are unable to find a way to deal with said obstacle, and thusly blame others for "cheating". well, seeing as previous data supports my aim being sufficient at the specified distance and conditions, it is either my luck, or my internet, neither of which I can change. my luck because luck is an abstract concept born of a need to try and define random chance, when it is just that, random. My internet because I only rent a room. now if I could change abstract concepts, or had enough to spring for some decent internet, pay rent, and eat people food, then hey, I'll suck it up and just sit in my tank since my aim isn't the best, but with my rail firing when I fire it, not 2 seconds(on average) after it doesn't entirely need to be. there's a quote that I partially recall. goes something like: The fields in which I am an unparalleled expert are exceedingly few, and the fields in which I am invariably inept are numbered beyond measure. unfortunately, FPS games fall right between those two. not great, better than terrible. then again, I can throw knives, fire a recurve bow accurately, and I can make a chicken fettuccine alfredo that would bring tears to your eyes. so should they ever make a game where I can do all that, watch out. I'm going to go sit on a mountain with my tank now.
Heathen Bastard Kang Lo Directorate Gallente Federation 575	Posted - 2013.08.23 03:45:00 - [10] - Quote heh, she's a gunnlogi with kickass resist and some nice big EHP sums. those better be proto swarms or they'll just tickle!

Heathen Bastard Kang Lo Directorate Gallente Federation 575	Posted - 2013.08.23 03:54:00 - [11] - Quote ooooohhh, you I like. EoN not so much, but you? you're okay. Hope to see you on the field someday.
Heathen Bastard Kang Lo Directorate Gallente Federation 575	Posted - 2013.08.23 05:30:00 - [12] - Quote lick me again and I keep the tongue. also, the skin is covered in stubble and like sandpaper(seriously, no amount of shaving helps. I have removed a thin layer of skin and still had stubble under it.) so the jokes on you.
Heathen Bastard Kang Lo Directorate Gallente Federation 575	Posted - 2013.08.23 05:54:00 - [13] - Quote Seymor Krelborn wrote: Heathen Bastard wrote: lick me again and I keep the tongue. also, the skin is covered in stubble and like sandpaper(seriously, no amount of shaving helps. I have removed a thin layer of skin and still had stubble under it.) so the jokes on you. lick Axe OPEN WIDE!
Heathen Bastard Kang Lo Directorate Gallente Federation 575	Posted - 2013.08.23 06:08:00 - [14] - Quote jingle wingle wrote: LOL butthurt poster has run out of butthurt comments and reverts to joking to cover up fail. n1m8m8m8m8 lol, altposting, cute. I got bored. I only came in here to ***** at the devs, hating on EoN is jsut icing on the cake.
Heathen Bastard Kang Lo Directorate Gallente Federation 575	Posted - 2013.08.23 06:19:00 - [15] - Quote jingle wingle wrote: Heathen Bastard wrote: jingle wingle wrote: LOL butthurt poster has run out of butthurt comments and reverts to joking to cover up fail. n1m8m8m8m8 lol, altposting, cute. I got bored. I only came in here to ***** at the devs, hating on EoN is jsut icing on the cake. Butthurt poster is butthurt. More new at 11 Altposter is afraid. Nothing new, and it is past 11.
Heathen Bastard Kang Lo Directorate Gallente Federation 575	Posted - 2013.08.23 06:26:00 - [16] - Quote jingle wingle wrote: Past 11, and still butthurt Why don't you go cry in a thread about it? Oh wait... Bored. Either get on your main or let the big kids talk.
Heathen Bastard Kang Lo Directorate Gallente Federation 576	Posted - 2013.08.23 06:33:00 - [17] - Quote Chankk Saotome wrote: You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain. We're mercs, that can be a change that happens in 5 seconds for the right price.