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Justicar Karnellia
Ikomari-Onu Enforcement
Caldari State
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Posted - 2013.08.20 13:50:00 -
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Dear Mercs,
Ok guys listen up , this is me your RDV, and enough is enough...
- First I'm tired of flying in all your ****... those tanks are HEAVY... flying in a dropship? Seriously? How insulting is it to have me FLY in something that just lets you FLY out again?
- Form now on you walk! Why the hell did your MCC drop you so far from anywhere in the first place?! All you do is drive your dune-buggy 200 metres and then you discard it like an old toy. Do you know all the effort I go to? no?? let me think - oh that's right, I have to fly in to almost ground level with a CAR attached to me, drop it in the EXACT spot you asked for it, and because you're so fudging lazy you decided to call it in while standing in between a blaster installation, a rock, under a ledge... oh and I have to do all this WITHIN 5 SECONDS OF YOU PUSHING A BUTTON YOU BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!!
- Don't shoot me while I'm dropping off your junk, It's not going to make me go any faster... as a matter of fact I might just hover awhile....
- You're scared of running out from behind that rock because you're hurt and pinned down by sniper-fire? Well man-up ***** boy because you're immortal! What do you mean your kill/death ratio??
- Oh you want me to drop something off in full view of an enemy tank - sure nothing's going to happe.... Wait, WHAT?
- I'm sorry I crushed you by dropping that car on your head... no wait. HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA. Oh dear god... it was so funny, you just stood there looking around absent-mindedly... but you are dead so I guess it is sad... no wait... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... oh god... your arms even got stuck like you were in the middle of a mexican wave it's so heart-wrenching... no wait.. HAHAHAHAHHAHA... oh you mean it wasn't even your car... that is terrible... no wait.. HAHAHAHAHAH
- I'm not a goddam octopus - you see that guy getting his car delivered, yours is next. It's called a queue, dumbass.
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Idye Lotz
xCosmic Voidx
The Superpowers
61
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Posted - 2013.08.20 13:57:00 -
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Thanks for the toys, but stop dropping off so many damn Lavs would ya? |
Shadow Archeus
OSG Planetary Operations
Covert Intervention
116
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Posted - 2013.08.20 13:59:00 -
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Man......rdvs are dicks |
Matoncito
Sinq Laison Gendarmes
Gallente Federation
0
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Posted - 2013.08.20 14:20:00 -
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Nice....I feel your pain. |
Exardor
Namtar Elite
Gallente Federation
28
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Posted - 2013.08.20 14:30:00 -
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Glad you stop drinking.... Sometimes. |
Seiox
Dead Six Initiative
Lokun Listamenn
16
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Posted - 2013.08.20 14:32:00 -
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I hear you guys are going to begin to learn to not run into buildings. When can I expect this? |
XANDER KAG
Red Star.
EoN.
205
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Posted - 2013.08.20 14:40:00 -
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If I could just ask a favor... STOP HITTING THE ONLY ROCK FOR 100m WHEN I CALL YOU IN!!! There might be some isk in it for you |
Aaroniero d'Lioncourt
The Southern Legion
35
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Posted - 2013.08.20 14:47:00 -
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Ok so who's gonna pretend to be a tank, lav, and dropship? Or maybe guns would want to talk too.. |
Valeryy Igunen
Nexus Marines
5
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Posted - 2013.08.20 15:11:00 -
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Hey RDV,
maybe you have some tips for me? i really tried to assist you with the LAV delivery's but i completely failed :/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KoJZUW_4Zw8 |
Jade Hasegawa
Intrepidus XI
EoN.
55
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Posted - 2013.08.20 15:32:00 -
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NEXT TIME YOU DROP MY LAV ON MY HEAD I AM GOING TO RESPAWN WITH A FORGE GUN!
Or my personal fav, call in a tank, watchas the drunk ass RDV flies in a circle bouncing my poor Madrugar around liek its playing sodding conkers! |
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Justicar Karnellia
Ikomari-Onu Enforcement
Caldari State
74
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Posted - 2013.08.21 08:44:00 -
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Aaroniero d'Lioncourt wrote:Ok so who's gonna pretend to be a tank, lav, and dropship? Or maybe guns would want to talk too..
Actually since I've already done large blaster installation and RDV, I think the next might be the poor ol' MCC. But it's true I can write one up for LAV's, tanks and dropships... :)
Thanks for the comments! |
ladwar
Dead Six Initiative
Lokun Listamenn
1200
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Posted - 2013.08.21 08:51:00 -
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Justicar Karnellia wrote:Dear Mercs, Ok guys listen up , this is me your RDV, and enough is enough... - First I'm tired of flying in all your ****... those tanks are HEAVY... flying in a dropship? Seriously? How insulting is it to have me FLY in something that just lets you FLY out again? - Form now on you walk! Why the hell did your MCC drop you so far from anywhere in the first place?! All you do is drive your dune-buggy 200 metres and then you discard it like an old toy. Do you know all the effort I go to? no?? let me think - oh that's right, I have to fly in to almost ground level with a CAR attached to me, drop it in the EXACT spot you asked for it, and because you're so fudging lazy you decided to call it in while standing in between a blaster installation, a rock, under a ledge... oh and I have to do all this WITHIN 5 SECONDS OF YOU PUSHING A BUTTON YOU BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!! - Don't shoot me while I'm dropping off your junk, It's not going to make me go any faster... as a matter of fact I might just hover awhile.... - You're scared of running out from behind that rock because you're hurt and pinned down by sniper-fire? Well man-up ***** boy because you're immortal! What do you mean your kill/death ratio?? - Oh you want me to drop something off in full view of an enemy tank - sure nothing's going to happe.... Wait, WHAT? - I'm sorry I crushed you by dropping that car on your head... no wait. HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA. Oh dear god... it was so funny, you just stood there looking around absent-mindedly... but you are dead so I guess it is sad... no wait... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... oh god... your arms even got stuck like you were in the middle of a mexican wave it's so heart-wrenching... no wait.. HAHAHAHAHHAHA... oh you mean it wasn't even your car... that is terrible... no wait.. HAHAHAHAHAH - I'm not a goddam octopus - you see that guy getting his car delivered, yours is next. It's called a queue, dumbass.
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what sound do you make when i shot you down and you tilt to your left everytime. |
Iron Wolf Saber
Den of Swords
7569
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Posted - 2013.08.21 09:04:00 -
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Now act nice or I'll get scotty the station manager to fix you like he fixes those trams and the door. |
ladwar
Dead Six Initiative
Lokun Listamenn
1200
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Posted - 2013.08.21 09:09:00 -
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i really wanted to know, i shot 6+ down a match usually and they always tilt to the left. |
broonfondle majikthies
P.O.N.A.G.S.
D.E.F.I.A.N.C.E
177
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Posted - 2013.08.21 09:15:00 -
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I want to give RDV pilots a rest. Let me fly my own craft in at the start or when i die.
Seriously who runs the logistics for this army? sending in tank drivers and DS pilots first and then the vehicles. He / she must be on the enemies payroll -_- |
Justicar Karnellia
Ikomari-Onu Enforcement
Caldari State
78
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Posted - 2013.08.21 11:51:00 -
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ladwar wrote:i really wanted to know, i shot 6+ down a match usually and they always tilt to the left.
Lol yeah, true I never really noticed that... that would explain some of the crazy flying, maybe too much ballast on the port side! |
pegasis prime
BIG BAD W0LVES
Eternal Syndicate
654
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Posted - 2013.08.21 11:57:00 -
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Dont blame the ship blame borris the drunk russian pilot. |
Mirataf
WARRIORS 1NC
52
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Posted - 2013.08.21 12:13:00 -
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Lol, should of stopped it before the building roof one |
madhra
Kirkinen Risk Control
Caldari State
0
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Posted - 2013.08.22 14:07:00 -
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lol not bad.... |
Mac Dac
Wraith Shadow Guards
143
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Posted - 2013.08.23 02:48:00 -
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really.... REALLY BORAS. You think calling your self RDV will make us more sympathetic to you. You think i can be sympathetic after that one incident we had..... Oh yeah, I'm talking about that domination when i was deep in my teams redzone and called in my dropship. Your dump drunk a** flew in circles for 2 minutes while a forge was sniping at as.
And then to top it all off. When you finally drop my dropship i wa sniped by a 'Thales' sniper rifle at 400 and F***ing 1 meters right when i got within entering distance of my dropship and some random blueberry stole it.
Do you know how it feels to watch some blueberry who can't even fly nose dive your 1.6mil ISK dropship into the ground? hmm? HMMMM? |
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