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Justicar Karnellia
Ikomari-Onu Enforcement
Caldari State
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Posted - 2013.08.20 13:50:00 -
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Dear Mercs,
Ok guys listen up , this is me your RDV, and enough is enough...
- First I'm tired of flying in all your ****... those tanks are HEAVY... flying in a dropship? Seriously? How insulting is it to have me FLY in something that just lets you FLY out again?
- Form now on you walk! Why the hell did your MCC drop you so far from anywhere in the first place?! All you do is drive your dune-buggy 200 metres and then you discard it like an old toy. Do you know all the effort I go to? no?? let me think - oh that's right, I have to fly in to almost ground level with a CAR attached to me, drop it in the EXACT spot you asked for it, and because you're so fudging lazy you decided to call it in while standing in between a blaster installation, a rock, under a ledge... oh and I have to do all this WITHIN 5 SECONDS OF YOU PUSHING A BUTTON YOU BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!!
- Don't shoot me while I'm dropping off your junk, It's not going to make me go any faster... as a matter of fact I might just hover awhile....
- You're scared of running out from behind that rock because you're hurt and pinned down by sniper-fire? Well man-up ***** boy because you're immortal! What do you mean your kill/death ratio??
- Oh you want me to drop something off in full view of an enemy tank - sure nothing's going to happe.... Wait, WHAT?
- I'm sorry I crushed you by dropping that car on your head... no wait. HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA. Oh dear god... it was so funny, you just stood there looking around absent-mindedly... but you are dead so I guess it is sad... no wait... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... oh god... your arms even got stuck like you were in the middle of a mexican wave it's so heart-wrenching... no wait.. HAHAHAHAHHAHA... oh you mean it wasn't even your car... that is terrible... no wait.. HAHAHAHAHAH
- I'm not a goddam octopus - you see that guy getting his car delivered, yours is next. It's called a queue, dumbass.
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Justicar Karnellia
Ikomari-Onu Enforcement
Caldari State
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Posted - 2013.08.21 08:44:00 -
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Aaroniero d'Lioncourt wrote:Ok so who's gonna pretend to be a tank, lav, and dropship? Or maybe guns would want to talk too..
Actually since I've already done large blaster installation and RDV, I think the next might be the poor ol' MCC. But it's true I can write one up for LAV's, tanks and dropships... :)
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Justicar Karnellia
Ikomari-Onu Enforcement
Caldari State
78
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Posted - 2013.08.21 11:51:00 -
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ladwar wrote:i really wanted to know, i shot 6+ down a match usually and they always tilt to the left.
Lol yeah, true I never really noticed that... that would explain some of the crazy flying, maybe too much ballast on the port side! |
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