Today, I asked my wife if we go to a fast food restaurant. Shes like okay then I said you prepare the dinner table while I get the food blah blah blah. I go to a restaurant, go to drive through, and I order everything. Once I looked inside past her...mai gawd. There were strippers in there! WTF. No wonder I dont see children at this side of town. Once I got my stuff, I asked her what the hell is happening. She took out her card, showed me her nipple, and gave me the card. A nano second later, I was already on the highway speeding through traffic making my way to my house. I checked all of the food making sure nothing was suspicous anywhere thank god. She asked me what I was doing and I said making sure everything was in order. Im going to tell her the truth in the morning and we're both going to agree to move back to our own home.

Not a troll post. I felt the need to post this on the forums for some boring reason.

Today, I asked my wife if we go to a fast food restaurant. Shes like okay then I said you prepare the dinner table while I get the food blah blah blah. I go to a restaurant, go to drive through, and I order everything. Once I looked inside past her...mai gawd. There were strippers in there! WTF. No wonder I dont see children at this side of town. Once I got my stuff, I asked her what the hell is happening. She took out her card, showed me her nipple, and gave me the card. A nano second later, I was already on the highway speeding through traffic making my way to my house. I checked all of the food making sure nothing was suspicous anywhere thank god. She asked me what I was doing and I said making sure everything was in order. Im going to tell her the truth in the morning and we're both going to agree to move back to our own home.

Not a troll post. I felt the need to post this on the forums for some boring reason.

Give me the name of the place PRETTY PLEAAASE!

wait a minute, what? So you saw strippers, sped home, checked the cabinets and then plan to tell your wife that yall moving back to the old pad in the morning? So what's going on?

Best potentially fake anecdotal tale I have every heard!

So what was the name of this restaurant then?

Not mentioning. Might cause suspicion to the place.

less than five thousand unique players in Dust. For the entirety of the US what do think the chances are of somebody knowing its location?

Pics or it didn't happen.

So do you still have the card? If so, what does it say?


Next time order the Half n Half.

I checked the food, not the cabinets. Plus this is 'Murica. Sluthouses are starting to evolve everywhere.

Today, I asked my wife if we go to a fast food restaurant. Shes like okay then I said you prepare the dinner table while I get the food blah blah blah. I go to a restaurant, go to drive through, and I order everything. Once I looked inside past her...mai gawd. There were strippers in there! WTF. No wonder I dont see children at this side of town. Once I got my stuff, I asked her what the hell is happening. She took out her card, showed me her nipple, and gave me the card. A nano second later, I was already on the highway speeding through traffic making my way to my house. I checked all of the food making sure nothing was suspicous anywhere thank god. She asked me what I was doing and I said making sure everything was in order. Im going to tell her the truth in the morning and we're both going to agree to move back to our own home.

Not a troll post. I felt the need to post this on the forums for some boring reason.

showed me her nipple

less than five thousand unique players in Dust.

Really? Wow. Some guys must be playing for 23.5 hours a day and a few on multiple machines at once. I thought most played for a few hours and then others came on line.

I'm really out of touch with how all this works.

He went to the restaurant (downloaded DUST514). Got more than he paid for - free strip show (DUST514 is F2P, you get more than you pay for). Wasn't happy, ran home and told wifey we're going back to old house (going back to COD).

Your saying this all happened 2 years ago and in the paragraph I said it happened yesterday?

Tell me again how you would make that much of a story up if it didn't happen to you?

I wouldn't make up a story like you did. It's not even a good story.

You really think that the DEV's would let naked chick pics on these forums?

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