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Criteria Shipment
Baynaer Space Command
The Ditanian Alliance
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Posted - 2013.08.19 06:08:00 -
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Today, I asked my wife if we go to a fast food restaurant. Shes like okay then I said you prepare the dinner table while I get the food blah blah blah. I go to a restaurant, go to drive through, and I order everything. Once I looked inside past her...mai gawd. There were strippers in there! WTF. No wonder I dont see children at this side of town. Once I got my stuff, I asked her what the hell is happening. She took out her card, showed me her nipple, and gave me the card.  A nano second later, I was already on the highway speeding through traffic making my way to my house. I checked all of the food making sure nothing was suspicous anywhere thank god. She asked me what I was doing and I said making sure everything was in order. Im going to tell her the truth in the morning and we're both going to agree to move back to our own home.
Not a troll post. I felt the need to post this on the forums for some boring reason. |
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Baynaer Space Command
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Posted - 2013.08.19 06:16:00 -
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Michael Arck wrote:wait a minute, what? So you saw strippers, sped home, checked the cabinets and then plan to tell your wife that yall moving back to the old pad in the morning? So what's going on?
I checked the food, not the cabinets. Plus this is 'Murica. Sluthouses are starting to evolve everywhere. |
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Baynaer Space Command
The Ditanian Alliance
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Posted - 2013.08.19 06:23:00 -
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True Adamance wrote:Criteria Shipment wrote:Today, I asked my wife if we go to a fast food restaurant. Shes like okay then I said you prepare the dinner table while I get the food blah blah blah. I go to a restaurant, go to drive through, and I order everything. Once I looked inside past her...mai gawd. There were strippers in there! WTF. No wonder I dont see children at this side of town. Once I got my stuff, I asked her what the hell is happening. She took out her card, showed me her nipple, and gave me the card. A nano second later, I was already on the highway speeding through traffic making my way to my house. I checked all of the food making sure nothing was suspicous anywhere thank god. She asked me what I was doing and I said making sure everything was in order. Im going to tell her the truth in the morning and we're both going to agree to move back to our own home. Not a troll post. I felt the need to post this on the forums for some boring reason. Best potentially fake anecdotal tale I have every heard!
Swear to god this isnt some bsfom a kids book. HAVE YOU FORGOT THE FACT SHE SHOWED ME HER NIPPLE?! Im not only myself today, but im hypnotized into going to that place and ordering more of their food. But w/e. No bs |
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Baynaer Space Command
The Ditanian Alliance
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Posted - 2013.08.19 06:27:00 -
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Xocoyol Zaraoul wrote:So what was the name of this restaurant then? 
Not mentioning. Might cause suspicion to the place. |
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Baynaer Space Command
The Ditanian Alliance
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Posted - 2013.08.19 06:36:00 -
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Xender17 wrote:Criteria Shipment wrote:Xocoyol Zaraoul wrote:So what was the name of this restaurant then? Not mentioning. Might cause suspicion to the place. less than five thousand unique players in Dust. For the entirety of the US what do think the chances are of somebody knowing its location?
That those 5 thousand "unique" players live on the other side of the US? |
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Baynaer Space Command
The Ditanian Alliance
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Posted - 2013.08.19 06:40:00 -
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Chunky Munkey wrote:Pics or it didn't happen.
You really think that the DEV's would let naked chick pics on these forums?
Invalid post denied. |
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Baynaer Space Command
The Ditanian Alliance
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Posted - 2013.08.19 15:41:00 -
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Hold on. Did I say "I ran home..."? Huh. Should have checked spelling errors. Maybe I should spell check more. And I do have a wife and dont be trolling. I thought by mentioning all this you would understand and figure out what the hell is going on with my life. Maybe not that but I remember having a good reason to mention this.
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Baynaer Space Command
The Ditanian Alliance
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Posted - 2013.08.19 16:07:00 -
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Kam Elto wrote:He went to the restaurant (downloaded DUST514). Got more than he paid for - free strip show (DUST514 is F2P, you get more than you pay for). Wasn't happy, ran home and told wifey we're going back to old house (going back to COD).
Your saying this all happened 2 years ago and in the paragraph I said it happened yesterday?
Tell me again how you would make that much of a story up if it didn't happen to you? |
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Baynaer Space Command
The Ditanian Alliance
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Posted - 2013.08.19 16:21:00 -
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Kam Elto wrote:Criteria Shipment wrote:Kam Elto wrote:He went to the restaurant (downloaded DUST514). Got more than he paid for - free strip show (DUST514 is F2P, you get more than you pay for). Wasn't happy, ran home and told wifey we're going back to old house (going back to COD). Your saying this all happened 2 years ago and in the paragraph I said it happened yesterday? Tell me again how you would make that much of a story up if it didn't happen to you? I wouldn't make up a story like you did. It's not even a good story.
Not a fake story. Thats all I have to say. |
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