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21yrOld Knight
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Posted - 2013.08.18 06:24:00 -
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A small both is set up in the middle of a weapons convention at the intergalactic summit. It is made up of a small table covered in with a black table cloth. A banner with a crimson red background and letters that are outlined in black with a gold center is above the table that states " The weapons of choice". A standard clone is wearing traditional Ni-Kunni clothing is standing behind it giving a speech about what he was selling. A wall is set up behind him with Scrambler and Laser rifles hanging behind him. All glistening in the light.
Ladies and Gentlemen I am going to tell you a glorious story about my product. I was in a battle today with the 24th crusade and it was incredibly profitable. I made 451,952 Isk. My weapon of choice for that battle The Cartheum Assault Scrambler Rifle. In the battle I killed 22 of the enemy not one killed me. My favorite part was killing a full squad of minmatar assault units. They were all grouped up near one the objectives in a small room. I had the most fun making them loose money. What I am saying here is that if you fight for isk then your best weapon of choice is the Cartheum Assault Scrambler Rifle. I use to use the Gallente made Assault rifle for too long but the plasma just doesn't do the trick. Must I not mention the laser rifle and all of the glory it has brought to merc across New Eden. Did you know that Viziam labs are currently working on a new sight that will improve your profits ten-fold. Yes ladies and gentlemen I have have the best weapons you can get here. I assure you with these weapons you will make a solid profit and if you don't you can ask for your money back.
The standard clone finish his speech then repeats saying it every couple of minutes when the booth is vacant. |
Nocturnal Soul
Immortal Retribution
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Posted - 2013.08.18 07:28:00 -
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"Clap clap clap" I shall buy ten of each. |
Shattered Mirage
D.A.R.K Academy D.E.F.I.A.N.C.E
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Posted - 2013.08.18 07:36:00 -
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Do you have any Imperial Scrambler Rifles for sale?
It is my preferred weapon of choice when I'm not in my 'Colossus' Heavy vk.0 Dropsuit; although I wouldn't be opposed to getting a few dozen Cartheum Assault Scrambler Rifles either. |
Jackson Olosko
Bragian Order Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2013.08.18 08:24:00 -
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Yes, I'll take a blueprint. Do you accept AUR? |
True Adamance
PIE Inc. Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
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Posted - 2013.08.18 09:40:00 -
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Who supplies your weaponry Mercenary?
That you have such a supply of fine arms is very interesting. |
XANDER KAG
Red Star. EoN.
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Posted - 2013.08.18 19:19:00 -
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I'll buy some! Who said you can't kill in style. |
21yrOld Knight
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Posted - 2013.08.18 19:53:00 -
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Nocturnal soul that will be 579600 Isk for the ten scrambler rifles and 354310 Isk for the Viziam. You may notice that the price is much lower then what the market is. That's because of the discount that my suppliers give me. Since of that you get a better deal then my competitors.
( shattered mirage )Yes sir how much do you want. Remember since your buying from me you get 25% off my Imperial Scrambler rifles.
I apologize Mr. Olosko but as a mercenary i am not allowed to transfer Aurum
Mr. Kador that is confidential I apologize but I assure you I do not own these weapons because of criminal activity. |
True Adamance
PIE Inc. Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
1341
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Posted - 2013.08.18 22:03:00 -
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21yrOld Knight wrote: Mr. Kador that is confidential I apologize but I assure you I do not own these weapons because of criminal activity.
Merely asking.
I don't not get paid, though I basically can requisition any equipment I need from within the Empire should I have need of it. |
Shattered Mirage
D.A.R.K Academy D.E.F.I.A.N.C.E
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Posted - 2013.08.19 10:26:00 -
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21yrOld Knight wrote:Nocturnal soul that will be 579600 Isk for the ten scrambler rifles and 354310 Isk for the Viziam. You may notice that the price is much lower then what the market is. That's because of the discount that my suppliers give me. Since of that you get a better deal then my competitors.
( shattered mirage )Yes sir how much do you want. Remember since your buying from me you get 25% off my Imperial Scrambler rifles.
I apologize Mr. Olosko but as a mercenary i am not allowed to transfer Aurum
Mr. Kador that is confidential I apologize but I assure you I do not own these weapons because of criminal activity.
50 of both would be preferable... If you have enough to comply with that request. |
Aleksander Black
Immortal Retribution
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Posted - 2013.08.19 23:44:00 -
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These weapons will bring you profit, you say. Sure, they will bring profit, but any weapon in skilled hands can bring you that. Well, maybe not a Plasma Cannon, but I digress.
I don't use these *pat a Standard Scrambler Rifle twice* because they can bring me wealth. No, Amarr technology isn't short sighted like that. I use them because they bring terror to the heart of the heretics. A wise man in this summit once said that when your opponents are immortal simply killing them, no matter how many times, won't make a difference in the end of the day. No, he said. You need to kill your enemies very will to fight, and nothing does this better than the burning light of our lasers. Having your head scrambled in less than a second, sometimes by a single shot. Being helplessly purified by the holy laser of our sacred Rifles. These kind of deaths make the heretics want to stick to the comfort of the MCC and let the people of God own the battlefield as we are entitled to.
*Stare in awe at the work of the divine in those weapons*
I will want five of those *points at the golden black Imperial Scrambler Rifle*. Just finished my Operation training protocol today and I've been wanting to give them a try. Keep up with God's work, Knight, I appreciate it. |
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21yrOld Knight
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Posted - 2013.08.21 05:24:00 -
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Mr.Mirage Of course I do. Such a wonderful weapon must be stocked at all weapons. For 70 Imperial Scrambler Rifles that will be 4057200 Isk and for 70 Viziam Laser Rifles that will be 2417170 Isk.
Mr.Black you couldn't of said it better yourself. These beautiful Weapons behind me will always bring terror to your enemies. Mr.Black your total price will be 289800 Isk thank you for your purchase.
Remember you two, If those weapons don't satisfy your needs you can always ask for your money back.
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Aleksander Black
Immortal Retribution
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Posted - 2013.08.23 21:35:00 -
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* After coming and going several times ends up as a regular customer in the booth, with his own place in the balcony *
*Says to whoever is close enough to hear* Seems like we are getting a new tech version of the Scrambler and new sights for the Laser Rifle. Charge time will be standard across all users, no reductions, but the heat will dissipate better as long as you know how to handle the new coolers. The Empire must have been hard at work to bring these changes, I've heard they cooperated with the Carthum Conglomerate in order to produce a technology that also worked with the assault variant they developed.
As for the Laser Rifle, the new sights look similar to the ones you can find in a regular Scrambler Rifle. Pretty good, much easier to turn around and keep your aim at your target, not to mention actually seeing what you are melting. I'd like to see how a variant of this weapon produced by the Caldari Empire would work, it could be interesting. As long as the Minmatar keep their hands away from our tech I'm fine with it. Just imagine it: "Burst" Scramblers and Laser Rifles. Bleh, what a joke. |
God Anpu TheImmortal
The Pyramid Order
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Posted - 2013.08.30 04:35:00 -
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I always would rather baptise my enemies in the holy flame of my HMG! |
True Adamance
PIE Inc. Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
1442
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Posted - 2013.08.30 05:44:00 -
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God Anpu TheImmortal wrote:I always would rather baptise my enemies in the holy flame of my HMG! A weapon of an unenlightened people. I hope you seek cleansing after using it, that or purify the weapon so it cannot defile your hands. |
Aleksander Black
Immortal Retribution
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Posted - 2013.08.30 14:43:00 -
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God Anpu TheImmortal wrote:I always would rather baptise my enemies in the holy flame of my HMG!
I feel sorry for you, my friend. The lack of an Heavy Weapon of Amarr design always frustrated me. How could the people that devised the first and only Heavy Suit do not have an appropriated weapon for it in the first place? God's will is indeed a mystery at times, but fear not. A Heavy weapon based in Scrambler technology is already being developed and soonGäó you won't have to dirty you hands anymore using that piece of garbage, low tech, shot range, unenlightened pea shooter. |
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