DUST Search - Do the Amarr Medium suits really have three eyes?

Nocturnal Soul wrote:

DeadlyAztec11 wrote:

The Caldari are easily more nerdy. They spend a lot of time and effort making all their stuff easier to make and cheaper to produce, while maintaining the same quality. The Gallante make luxury items of awesomeness.

Plus we are sexiest :P

So sexy in fact, that we purposely made all of the helmets for our suits ugly so that our beauty would not distract others. Not only that, but we are BUILT! You know that Gallante Assault suit has 8 pack abs underneath.

The Minmatar are lucky we funding their revolutionaries and training them.

We tolerate the Amarr because we find their Ancient Chivalrous nature and customs amusing. Kind of like how people in America like the Amish, because we find it funny they still live that way. Heck, when we met the Amarr for the first time, we made them feel uncomfortable because we started fads where we dressed and acted like them.

The Caldari, we gave them technology, we gave them democracy, a home in the federation. AND WHAT DID THEY DO?... They stabbed us right in the back, with not one but two Nova Knifes, while giving us a hug.They proceeded to pull our underwear over our heads, took our wallet, put our left hand in warm water and put shaving cream on our right.

They make me want to vomit from my bottom and excrete from my mouth... They make me sick.

Hmm DONT FORGET WE AMARR ARE THE TRUUUE ARMOR TANKERS you false heretic we may have suffered at the wraith of the min/cal but thats it.


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DeadlyAztec11 Max-Pain-inc Dark Taboo 1892	Posted - 2013.08.17 22:03:00 - [1] - Quote Gallante nerds? >:O We are known as the most sexually deviant society in the universe. A lot of places even ban Gallante items from import because we are so hectic. We also have the most hippy liberals. Though, we are respected because we are the only Empire where people from all other Empires can live in peacefully, with an equal voice for all. This makes us the only true democracy. Yes the Amarr have 3 eyes.
DeadlyAztec11 Max-Pain-inc Dark Taboo 1895	Posted - 2013.08.17 23:21:00 - [2] - Quote The Caldari are easily more nerdy. They spend a lot of time and effort making all their stuff easier to make and cheaper to produce, while maintaining the same quality. The Gallante make luxury items of awesomeness. Plus we are sexiest :P So sexy in fact, that we purposely made all of the helmets for our suits ugly so that our beauty would not distract others. Not only that, but we are BUILT! You know that Gallante Assault suit has 8 pack abs underneath. The Minmatar are lucky we funding their revolutionaries and training them. We tolerate the Amarr because we find their Ancient Chivalrous nature and customs amusing. Kind of like how people in America like the Amish, because we find it funny they still live that way. Heck, when we met the Amarr for the first time, we made them feel uncomfortable because we started fads where we dressed and acted like them. The Caldari, we gave them technology, we gave them democracy, a home in the federation. AND WHAT DID THEY DO?... They stabbed us right in the back while giving us a hug. They make me want to vomit from my bottom and excrete from my mouth... They make me sick.
DeadlyAztec11 Max-Pain-inc Dark Taboo 1899	Posted - 2013.08.18 03:38:00 - [3] - Quote Nocturnal Soul wrote: DeadlyAztec11 wrote: The Caldari are easily more nerdy. They spend a lot of time and effort making all their stuff easier to make and cheaper to produce, while maintaining the same quality. The Gallante make luxury items of awesomeness. Plus we are sexiest :P So sexy in fact, that we purposely made all of the helmets for our suits ugly so that our beauty would not distract others. Not only that, but we are BUILT! You know that Gallante Assault suit has 8 pack abs underneath. The Minmatar are lucky we funding their revolutionaries and training them. We tolerate the Amarr because we find their Ancient Chivalrous nature and customs amusing. Kind of like how people in America like the Amish, because we find it funny they still live that way. Heck, when we met the Amarr for the first time, we made them feel uncomfortable because we started fads where we dressed and acted like them. The Caldari, we gave them technology, we gave them democracy, a home in the federation. AND WHAT DID THEY DO?... They stabbed us right in the back, with not one but two Nova Knifes, while giving us a hug.They proceeded to pull our underwear over our heads, took our wallet, put our left hand in warm water and put shaving cream on our right. They make me want to vomit from my bottom and excrete from my mouth... They make me sick. Hmm DONT FORGET WE AMARR ARE THE TRUUUE ARMOR TANKERS you false heretic we may have suffered at the wraith of the min/cal but thats it. You might have made it, but we wore it better honey :P
DeadlyAztec11 Max-Pain-inc Dark Taboo 1899	Posted - 2013.08.18 03:40:00 - [4] - Quote Sgt Kirk wrote: Nicholas Silverton wrote: Funky Chunky wrote: Just, plain and simple, us Amarr know how to get **** done and do it looking fashionable and going about it logically. Anyone can see that Amarrs are just plain SEXY. This is the reason I converted from caldari to amarr, as soon as I saw those amarr suits: DAYUM THOSE ARE SEXY! You mean to Amarr suits? You can't convert your race, like I can't convert from Black to Asian. When you go black, you never go back!
DeadlyAztec11 Max-Pain-inc Dark Taboo 1916	Posted - 2013.08.19 00:40:00 - [5] - Quote Heathen Bastard wrote: Cody Sietz wrote: I just thought the minmatar were basically old snake. One eye views the battlefield, the other is fed tactical information. at least on the logi suit, they explained that the eyepatch is for viewing the armor levels of teamates, detecting even micro-fractures that measure in nanometers for optimal repair work. the assault? no idea what that one does. probably just blocks one eye out because the minmatar are just that kind of badass. I'm caldari, but I went gallente because I already had one and wanted to see the gallente room. I have regretted that decision ever since. It's so inefficient. You people may know a thing or two about boning, but god, your designs are too damn artsy for their own good, It gets in the way. Can't wait to use my glorious caldari rail rifle. It will shine in the sun, giving off rays of gunmetal gray and regal navy blue, firing metal slugs to shred your pathetic artsy fartsy suits. It is for precision, on point, aiming of weapons. You know how people close one eye when looking down the sight of a weapon? We'll, the Minmatar have such bad aim that they have that built into their helmets. They have such bad aiming that all their weapon either do damage even when they miss (MD, Flaylock, Locus grenade) or are meant to be hip fired (SMG & HMG). Heck, there aim is so bad... That the HMG has a mechanism that makes the gun become more accurate, to compensate for the Minmatar people's inherent lack of precision. Though, this is good for the other races. As a marksman, that knows how to properly control both the dispersion and recoil if weapons, can devastate with these weapons. As most of there weapon designs take into account that they will miss A LOT (most) of [their] shots, if a marksman hits most of their shots, they will decimate whole squads of personnel. The Minmatar truly waste the potential of their technology on themselves.