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Leadfoot10
Molon Labe. League of Infamy
22
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Posted - 2013.08.16 17:00:00 -
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We've all read the best moves, but I want to hear about the dumbass moves. The ones that make you just shake your head in shame....
For me, first PC battle, first fight. It was a 2 on 1 with me and a teammate against someone in KEQ, I think. I lob a grenade at the enemy, who was about 10 meters away hiding behind a box....it hits an overhead stairway and I register my first kill in a PC battle....on a teammate. Facepalm insues.
How about you? |
Nemo Bluntz
TeamPlayers EoN.
330
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Posted - 2013.08.16 17:04:00 -
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Downloading it in the first place. |
Roofer Madness
A.N.O.N.Y.M.O.U.S.
134
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Posted - 2013.08.16 17:05:00 -
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Every time I make an emergency landing in my Drop Ship to jump out and use my repper, just to have it explode in my face..... |
Arkena Wyrnspire
Turalyon 514
2531
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Posted - 2013.08.16 17:05:00 -
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Nemo Bluntz wrote:Downloading it in the first place. Going to the forums to read this kind of awful post. |
Nemo Bluntz
TeamPlayers EoN.
330
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Posted - 2013.08.16 17:08:00 -
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Arkena Wyrnspire wrote:Nemo Bluntz wrote:Downloading it in the first place. Going to the forums to read this kind of awful post.
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XANDER KAG
Red Star. EoN.
188
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Posted - 2013.08.16 17:11:00 -
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Roofer Madness wrote:Every time I make an emergency landing in my Drop Ship to jump out and use my repper, just to have it explode in my face..... THIS!!!! SO many times THIS!!!! |
Aisha Ctarl
The Generals EoN.
1054
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Posted - 2013.08.16 17:21:00 -
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Standing dead still when charging my Imperial SCR to take out the strafing like a mofo forgegunner (who sees the lightning spilling out of the rifle as it's charging) on the straight pipes above me...... |
Argon Gas
Krusual Covert Operators Minmatar Republic
86
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Posted - 2013.08.16 17:21:00 -
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I missed all 60 bullets in my AR. How is that even possible... |
Xender17
Ahrendee Mercenaries EoN.
461
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Posted - 2013.08.16 17:38:00 -
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Holding a live grenade and running to any enemy a whole match. |
RoundEy3
Metal Mind Industries
320
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Posted - 2013.08.16 17:44:00 -
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Spent real $ on it.
Now I'm kicking myself in the ass because there are a few other games I'd like to have. I keep myself budgeted on these kinds of things you see. |
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Palatinate
Gravity Prone EoN.
18
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Posted - 2013.08.16 17:47:00 -
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Climbing a ladder with 3 dead bodies at the bottom of it. Sure it wasn't a good sign but I thought my climb would turn out differently. |
ODB PLZ
QcGOLD
14
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Posted - 2013.08.16 17:52:00 -
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Sat on my mouse and double click/bought dragonfly scoot for 13000au |
Soldiersaint
Deepspace Digital
346
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Posted - 2013.08.16 17:56:00 -
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Leadfoot10 wrote:We've all read the best moves, but I want to hear about the dumbass moves. The ones that make you just shake your head in shame....
For me, first PC battle, first fight. It was a 2 on 1 with me and a teammate against someone in KEQ, I think. I lob a grenade at the enemy, who was about 10 meters away hiding behind a box....it hits an overhead stairway and I register my first kill in a PC battle....on a teammate. Facepalm insues.
How about you? Messed up my skill tree. I cant even enjoy the game anymore. |
Reaper Skordeman
The Reaper Crew PMC
80
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Posted - 2013.08.16 17:57:00 -
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Having my whole squad run out with me into the Red Zone and hack a Blaster Installation. We hacked it and we all were just about 15m away from safety before the automated termination.
The second we all re-spawned we all realized if we had used a LAV we would've all lived.
Hindsight is a beautiful thing, but in true drunkard fashion we simply didn't care for logic.
We felt it paid off though, it got four kills and destroyed one LAV + Passengers. |
Spaceman-Rob
Mannar Focused Warfare Gallente Federation
145
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Posted - 2013.08.16 18:01:00 -
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Falling from the mcc and forgetting to press X, standing underneath spawning lav, walking onto grenades to name but a few |
SIRAJKNIGHT
Dakusuri Assassins
183
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Posted - 2013.08.16 18:03:00 -
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Whenever I miss an opponent using nova knives then run out of stamina and then die |
DeadlyAztec11
Max-Pain-inc Dark Taboo
1873
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Posted - 2013.08.16 18:12:00 -
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Spending 4M SO on Nova Knives LOL |
Shattered Mirage
D.A.R.K Academy D.E.F.I.A.N.C.E
107
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Posted - 2013.08.16 18:13:00 -
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Screwing myself over SP-wise... |
Robocop Junior
The Surrogates Of War
264
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Posted - 2013.08.16 18:19:00 -
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Well.....there was this girl in local......she said she was 18.....but..... |
Our Deepest Regret
Algintal Core Gallente Federation
25
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Posted - 2013.08.16 18:31:00 -
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Last night, actually. Was playing Skirmish on a really good team and we were annihilating the other side. Had 4/5 of the nodes, and they were dropping clones like rain drops in a hurricane. One of the guys on my side was pinning down a really junky madrugar, and I thought it would be a good time to debut my madrugar. I have my skill boxes mainly at 3's and 4's, so it really isn't a bad tank at all. The general nature of my ****-up comes from the fact that that "junky madrugar" that I was looking forward to blowing the **** up turned out to be a rail gun tank, and I had summoned my HAV right in front of him.
Yeah, you know how this ends. 750,000 isk blown away before I can even jump inside the sum *****. Lesson learned. Never wave a steak in front of a hungry dog. |
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TheAmazing FlyingPig
Crux Special Tasks Group Gallente Federation
2735
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Posted - 2013.08.16 18:36:00 -
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I skilled into tanks. |
Interplanetary Insanitarium
Fraternity of St. Venefice Amarr Empire
136
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Posted - 2013.08.16 18:37:00 -
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Using my derpship to get on top of a tower, but when I ditch it I get catapulted in front of it then it crushes me when I land. |
Cy Clone1
Ancient Exiles
206
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Posted - 2013.08.16 18:39:00 -
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driving my tank off a bridge to try and squish someone..... I flipped back over but lost nearly all my shields |
Chunky Munkey
Amarr Templars Amarr Empire
1220
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Posted - 2013.08.16 18:48:00 -
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Calling in a dropship to camp on a 20m high roof.
Crashing the dropship into the side of the building. |
Roofer Madness
A.N.O.N.Y.M.O.U.S.
139
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Posted - 2013.08.16 18:56:00 -
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Chunky Munkey wrote:Calling in a dropship to camp on a 20m high roof.
Crashing the dropship into the side of the building.
HAHAHA. I did this except I landed on top of the 20m high roof, stepped out of the drop ship, fell off the 20m roof, and had to call in another drop ship to fly up to get the first one..... lulz |
Dovallis Martan JenusKoll
Osmon Surveillance Caldari State
26
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Posted - 2013.08.16 19:12:00 -
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Repetitively trying to learn how to fly a Militia Dropship.... Those things are balloons that just float however they want in any direction... bring em slowly to the ground and POP they die from impact. Maybe this time it won't crash itself... maybe this time it won't crash itself.. maybe this time it won't crash itself..
Bah dropship steering... I tried to learn it, when several of the ships have nothing to learn. they just weren't made to fly. |
Cpl Foster USMC
Uncle Sams Merc Clones
118
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Posted - 2013.08.16 19:18:00 -
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Palatinate wrote:Climbing a ladder with 3 dead bodies at the bottom of it. Sure it wasn't a good sign but I thought my climb would turn out differently.
reading this while trying to drink juice...
(sip, laugh, spray, choke, then more laughing) |
Mamertine Son
R.E.B.E.L.S
159
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Posted - 2013.08.16 19:25:00 -
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One of my first of many noob mistakes.
Took down a guys shield's and half his health. He runs and I laugh chasing him out of the city. He runs behind a rail gun installation, it turns red and my body gets rag dolled half across the map. |
THUNDERGROOVE
ZionTCD
146
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Posted - 2013.08.16 19:58:00 -
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Hopping out of a LAV as it is rolling over and on fire to rep it and it clone dies me.. Squad mate saved my LAV though |
forteXVI
89th Infantry Division
55
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Posted - 2013.08.16 20:04:00 -
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I was in an intense air to air dog fight with me, a friend, and a militia dropship, the militia dropship was making a run for it, and in my attempt to roflstomp it at full speed with my rockets and fly above it to drift away, I do a belly flop on the militia dropship taking both of us down XD
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Rynoceros
Rise Of Old Dudes
502
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Posted - 2013.08.16 20:19:00 -
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Shotgun build. Spawning into stomped matches like I'm gonna make a difference. Biomassing characters with over 8m SP, assuming we'd always have Passive SP on all of our characters. Playing Ambush matches that I got dragged into by squad leaders. I still hate Ambush, just because of the spawns. Assuming that the space I tried to take cover in was too small for a murder taxi. Joining an Eve based Corp. I do miss the old One-Arm squads, though. Good times. Better scores.
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Aria Gomes
DUST CORE DARKSTAR ARMY
7
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Posted - 2013.08.16 20:22:00 -
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Shooting. Remote Explosive and dying. My squad member livef and continued to hack D like a boss. |
TEBOW BAGGINS
Rebel Raiders Inc.
883
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Posted - 2013.08.16 20:24:00 -
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skilled up vehicle engineering 5 |
Doyle Reese
OSG Planetary Operations Covert Intervention
385
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Posted - 2013.08.16 20:40:00 -
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Xender17 wrote:Holding a live grenade and running to any enemy a whole match. That's the manly way to do it, we call that "The Brick Tamland" |
Kain Spero
Spero Escrow Services
1947
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Posted - 2013.08.16 20:49:00 -
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Leadfoot10 wrote:We've all read the best moves, but I want to hear about the dumbass moves. The ones that make you just shake your head in shame....
For me, first PC battle, first fight. It was a 2 on 1 with me and a teammate against someone in KEQ, I think. I lob a grenade at the enemy, who was about 10 meters away hiding behind a box....it hits an overhead stairway and I register my first kill in a PC battle....on a teammate. Facepalm insues.
How about you?
Shooting myself in Dust with my own Orbital from Eve. I killed Sgt Bigz in the process so it was worth it.
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Jason Pearson
Seraphim Auxiliaries
2554
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Posted - 2013.08.16 20:57:00 -
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Speccin in to Vehicles.
King of the Forums // Seraphim <3 Comment and like this thread about PvE, Here! Also, check out the Indirect Fire ability, Here! |
Rogatien Merc
Red Star. EoN.
720
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Posted - 2013.08.16 21:08:00 -
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Leadfoot10 wrote:We've all read the best moves, but I want to hear about the dumbass moves. The ones that make you just shake your head in shame....
For me, first PC battle, first fight. It was a 2 on 1 with me and a teammate against someone in KEQ, I think. I lob a grenade at the enemy, who was about 10 meters away hiding behind a box....it hits an overhead stairway and I register my first kill in a PC battle....on a teammate. Facepalm insues.
How about you? - Be 'camp setup' logi and jump out of dropship too early. Epic shame.
- Any time I revive a squad mate and they are killed before I can rep them and rage about the blueberry that just revived them. Epic sadface. |
General Erick
Onslaught Inc RISE of LEGION
61
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Posted - 2013.08.16 21:31:00 -
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Bought two levels of corp management |
Rion0
Dark Side Alliance
0
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Posted - 2013.08.16 21:31:00 -
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Just started using AV 'nades, and I try to chuck them at oncoming LAVs. Usually the thing blows up, but its forward momentum ends up hurtling a flaming ball of murder death wreckage at my face. I am usually too awestruck to move out of the way. |
Vag Eye Lenol
PSU GHOST SYNDICATE DARKSTAR ARMY
1
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Posted - 2013.08.16 21:50:00 -
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Fitted my attack dropship with duel twin torque boost... Called in my dropship, jumped in and blasted straight up superfast... only to find that the ship the dropped my ship off was still there... Needless to say, easily 1+ mil flew away |
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HYENAKILLER X
TEAM SHINOBI
176
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Posted - 2013.08.16 21:52:00 -
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Reload fail. |
Anarchide
Greedy Bastards
396
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Posted - 2013.08.16 21:55:00 -
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Our Deepest Regret wrote:Last night, actually. Was playing Skirmish on a really good team and we were annihilating the other side. Had 4/5 of the nodes, and they were dropping clones like rain drops in a hurricane. One of the guys on my side was pinning down a really junky madrugar, and I thought it would be a good time to debut my madrugar. I have my skill boxes mainly at 3's and 4's, so it really isn't a bad tank at all. The general nature of my ****-up comes from the fact that that "junky madrugar" that I was looking forward to blowing the **** up turned out to be a rail gun tank, and I had summoned my HAV right in front of him.
Yeah, you know how this ends. 750,000 isk blown away before I can even jump inside the sum *****. Lesson learned. Never wave a steak in front of a hungry dog.
I blew two Madrugar yesterday with AV and mines; you are avenged. |
Scheneighnay McBob
Bojo's School of the Trades
3011
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Posted - 2013.08.16 21:59:00 -
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Well, a friend of mine wanted to fire an OB, so we went into FW. I made a squad, and we were kicking the other team's ass- eventually, we got the orbital we were waiting for. Shortly after I fired, I noticed something- we were on the wrong side. So I just said **** it, and used my logi dropship to bait-and-suicide my team. |
Leadfoot10
Molon Labe. League of Infamy
23
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Posted - 2013.08.17 18:15:00 -
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Good stuff guys! |
Sgt Buttscratch
G I A N T EoN.
624
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Posted - 2013.08.17 18:18:00 -
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mocked an LLAV driver on team comms, then got hit by him 10 seconds later |
John Demonsbane
Unorganized Ninja Infantry Tactics
63
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Posted - 2013.08.17 18:34:00 -
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Run up to take out a red uplink in a key location, aim, and, oops... MD suicide time! Forgot to switch to the SMG. |
Turtle Hermit Roshi
Famous.OTF Only The Famous
4
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Posted - 2013.08.17 18:46:00 -
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Interplanetary Insanitarium wrote:Using my derpship to get on top of a tower, but when I ditch it I get catapulted in front of it then it crushes me when I land.
this is horible i hate it when im trying to get a forge point and the bam crushed ;-; |
Lillica Deathdealer
Mango and Friends
125
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Posted - 2013.08.17 19:45:00 -
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Brand new assault dropship. I've been rocking out on it all day, tracking LAVs through cities, dodging double forge guns, busting hostile tanks... Anyhow, I'm outrunning some swarms, right? Then I get the bright idea to fly low and lose them on a hill. I hit the hill instead. Goodbye roughly 800k, goodbye profit. |
CHICAGOCUBS4EVER
TeamPlayers EoN.
1261
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Posted - 2013.08.17 20:01:00 -
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Getting on these forums...
My IQ has dropped 2 points |
Melchiah ARANeAE
The Unholy Legion Of DarkStar DARKSTAR ARMY
14
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Posted - 2013.08.17 20:09:00 -
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First time I ever had AV grenades equipped I smacked a HMG Heavy in the face with one, expecting it to be a Locus grenade... |
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