The round spams the LAV driver's facebook page with hate mail
The round contacts authorities, which promptly charge the user with conspiracy to commit a terrorist act

Pig, so does it home it homes to the actual pilots, that, you know, doesn't murder Taxi?

I want a gun that:

When the LAV blows up, a foot comes out of the TV and kicks the driver right in the tip of his **** (ladies get boob punched)
The round spams the LAV driver's facebook page with hate mail
The round contacts authorities, which promptly charge the user with conspiracy to commit a terrorist act

It blows up the vehicle, then moves on to the pilot.

SO, even if I am being a good boy not trying to run people over, I am still being a jerk?

I want a gun that:

Has an unlimited clip size and ammo
Fires 750 RPM
Has 0 splash and does 0 damage to infantry
Locks on to LAV's
Fires a single homing round
The round can pass through all obstacles
The round lands instantaneously
The round is a one hit kill to LAV's
When the LAV blows up, a foot comes out of the TV and kicks the driver right in the tip of his **** (ladies get boob punched)
The round spams the LAV driver's facebook page with hate mail
The round contacts authorities, which promptly charge the user with conspiracy to commit a terrorist act

Yes, my butt hurts and my jimmies are rustled. Please make this gun a reality, or just remove LAV's until 1.4 goes live. The thought of another month of this makes me cry at night.

Although I will admit that the timing of the 2x event is perfect. The MCC is pretty safe, and now I get to hide in there twice as long, away from the plebian rabble and their mudcarts.

Copying the RussianBadger much?

It blows up the vehicle, then moves on to the pilot.

I just want fighters.

Does this sound reasonable now?

I want a weapon that, when fired, waits for their next battle on that map before homing in and OHKing them. The user's name will be yellow on the killfeed.

I want a Matari over/under combat rifle/shotgun with a reddot sight. It's ok if the shotgun is only a 2 shot clip.

It's a weapon that has Minmatar written all over it.

I want a gun that does the opposite of what Pig said.

In the spirit of the FlyingPig's original post, i want a web gun that traps LAVberries in their LAVs forever.

I want a gun that:

Fires 750 RPM
Fires a single homing round

Wat.

I want a gun that:

Has an unlimited clip size and ammo
Fires 750 RPM
Has 0 splash and does 0 damage to infantry
Locks on to LAV's
Fires a single homing round
The round can pass through all obstacles
The round lands instantaneously
The round is a one hit kill to LAV's
When the LAV blows up, a foot comes out of the TV and kicks the driver right in the tip of his **** (ladies get boob punched)
The round spams the LAV driver's facebook page with hate mail
The round contacts authorities, which promptly charge the user with conspiracy to commit a terrorist act

Yes, my butt hurts and my jimmies are rustled. Please make this gun a reality, or just remove LAV's until 1.4 goes live. The thought of another month of this makes me cry at night.

Although I will admit that the timing of the 2x event is perfect. The MCC is pretty safe, and now I get to hide in there twice as long, away from the plebian rabble and their mudcarts.

this part made my day. thanks for the lols.

Your not properly countering LAV that's your problem. Ill let you in on a secret, max remote explosive and set 9 proxy explosives on top of each other for an insta kill or, set 3 regular remote explosives and bait them to run you over.

That you can mount on your jeep, right, LAVberry?

All I want is the vorpal rabbit of charonburg at my command and the only holy hand grenade of antioch in my possession.