DUST Search - I want a gun...

2Bee Smith wrote:

TheAmazing FlyingPig wrote:

I want a gun that:

Has an unlimited clip size and ammo
Fires 750 RPM
Has 0 splash and does 0 damage to infantry
Locks on to LAV's
Fires a single homing round
The round can pass through all obstacles
The round lands instantaneously
The round is a one hit kill to LAV's
When the LAV blows up, a foot comes out of the TV and kicks the driver right in the tip of his **** (ladies get boob punched)
The round spams the LAV driver's facebook page with hate mail
The round contacts authorities, which promptly charge the user with conspiracy to commit a terrorist act

Yes, my butt hurts and my jimmies are rustled. Please make this gun a reality, or just remove LAV's until 1.4 goes live. The thought of another month of this makes me cry at night.

Although I will admit that the timing of the 2x event is perfect. The MCC is pretty safe, and now I get to hide in there twice as long, away from the plebian rabble and their mudcarts.

Copying the RussianBadger much?


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TheAmazing FlyingPig Crux Special Tasks Group Gallente Federation 2423	Posted - 2013.08.08 22:03:00 - [1] - Quote I want a gun that: Has an unlimited clip size and ammo Fires 750 RPM Has 0 splash and does 0 damage to infantry Locks on to LAV's Fires a single homing round The round can pass through all obstacles The round lands instantaneously The round is a one hit kill to LAV's When the LAV blows up, a foot comes out of the TV and kicks the driver right in the tip of his **** (ladies get boob punched) The round spams the LAV driver's facebook page with hate mail The round contacts authorities, which promptly charge the user with conspiracy to commit a terrorist act Yes, my butt hurts and my jimmies are rustled. Please make this gun a reality, or just remove LAV's until 1.4 goes live. The thought of another month of this makes me cry at night. Although I will admit that the timing of the 2x event is perfect. The MCC is pretty safe, and now I get to hide in there twice as long, away from the plebian rabble and their mudcarts.
TheAmazing FlyingPig Crux Special Tasks Group Gallente Federation 2427	Posted - 2013.08.08 22:32:00 - [2] - Quote Aizen Intiki wrote: Pig, so does it home it homes to the actual pilots, that, you know, doesn't murder Taxi? It blows up the vehicle, then moves on to the pilot.
TheAmazing FlyingPig Crux Special Tasks Group Gallente Federation 2429	Posted - 2013.08.08 22:45:00 - [3] - Quote Aizen Intiki wrote: TheAmazing FlyingPig wrote: Aizen Intiki wrote: Pig, so does it home it homes to the actual pilots, that, you know, doesn't murder Taxi? It blows up the vehicle, then moves on to the pilot. SO, even if I am being a good boy not trying to run people over, I am still being a jerk? Well, whenever you see a LLAV, I'm sure the first thing that crosses your mind isn't, "Cool, he's here to rep me!". The number of murder taxi's far outweigh the legitimate users, therefore none can be spared in the great purge.
TheAmazing FlyingPig Crux Special Tasks Group Gallente Federation 2434	Posted - 2013.08.08 23:29:00 - [4] - Quote 2Bee Smith wrote: TheAmazing FlyingPig wrote: I want a gun that: Has an unlimited clip size and ammo Fires 750 RPM Has 0 splash and does 0 damage to infantry Locks on to LAV's Fires a single homing round The round can pass through all obstacles The round lands instantaneously The round is a one hit kill to LAV's When the LAV blows up, a foot comes out of the TV and kicks the driver right in the tip of his **** (ladies get boob punched) The round spams the LAV driver's facebook page with hate mail The round contacts authorities, which promptly charge the user with conspiracy to commit a terrorist act Yes, my butt hurts and my jimmies are rustled. Please make this gun a reality, or just remove LAV's until 1.4 goes live. The thought of another month of this makes me cry at night. Although I will admit that the timing of the 2x event is perfect. The MCC is pretty safe, and now I get to hide in there twice as long, away from the plebian rabble and their mudcarts. Copying the RussianBadger much? Who?
TheAmazing FlyingPig Crux Special Tasks Group Gallente Federation 2435	Posted - 2013.08.08 23:43:00 - [5] - Quote Scheneighnay McBob wrote: I just want fighters. Does this sound reasonable now? Coming in 3.2
TheAmazing FlyingPig Crux Special Tasks Group Gallente Federation 2436	Posted - 2013.08.08 23:48:00 - [6] - Quote Scheneighnay McBob wrote: I want a weapon that, when fired, waits for their next battle on that map before homing in and OHKing them. The user's name will be yellow on the killfeed. "LAV Spanker used Future Sight!" It's super effective!
TheAmazing FlyingPig Crux Special Tasks Group Gallente Federation 2444	Posted - 2013.08.09 01:23:00 - [7] - Quote Vrain Matari wrote: I want a Matari over/under combat rifle/shotgun with a reddot sight. It's ok if the shotgun is only a 2 shot clip. It's a weapon that has Minmatar written all over it. Adds 2000 RPM NOW it's a Minmatar gun.
TheAmazing FlyingPig Crux Special Tasks Group Gallente Federation 2446	Posted - 2013.08.09 01:41:00 - [8] - Quote Vrain Matari wrote: In the spirit of the FlyingPig's original post, i want a web gun that traps LAVberries in their LAVs forever. Make it happen CCP. I want this guy to hold them still so I know that the TV d*ck-kick connects.
TheAmazing FlyingPig Crux Special Tasks Group Gallente Federation 2449	Posted - 2013.08.09 02:25:00 - [9] - Quote Arx Ardashir wrote: TheAmazing FlyingPig wrote: I want a gun that: Fires 750 RPM Fires a single homing round Wat. Bro. It's lojikkullz.
TheAmazing FlyingPig Crux Special Tasks Group Gallente Federation 2471	Posted - 2013.08.09 18:21:00 - [10] - Quote AP Grasshopper wrote: Your not properly countering LAV that's your problem. Ill let you in on a secret, max remote explosive and set 9 proxy explosives on top of each other for an insta kill or, set 3 regular remote explosives and bait them to run you over. Eh, explosives don't work that well on 'dem Charybdis. Plus, why should I have to skill proto anything to take out a militia jeep with militia mods rampaging around the field, decimating entire squads? I wish my militia assault could do that...