maybe deadcatz
Serris Inc
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Posted - 2015.12.17 18:11:00 -
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The following advertisement has been paid for by Serris Inc and Director livecatz
'Livecatz here with my newest product:
Are you tired of not understanding what your pet cats are saying? Not sure what they could be saying about you? Well fear no more. With Cazz! Cazz is a special mixture that carefully inserts a very well tested strand of specially engineered cat DNA derived from years of expermentation on cat health. And because the FDA can't do didily sqaut about it,you can try it too!
Made with high quality cat jizz-I mean cat extracts,cazz is the ultimate foolproof way to talk to cats. For 3 easy payments of $19.99 USD,you can have your very own vial of Cazz!
But wait,don't dial just yet,if you order now,and use our special code "neko-chan" you also recieve our special limited supply bonus: a genetically engineered catgirl! That's right,you heard me,Catgirl! Domestic purpose or police/military issue catgirls available in a wide quantity of shapes,sizes,personalities and More!
Due to years of OBSESSIVE RESEARCH by our science department who is full of you guessed it,otaku scientists,catgirls were produced as an unintended result while CazzGäó was under developement. Using a wide variety of DNA gathered from cats and girls all over the world(excluding Antarctica) and plenty of hentai,and other research materials. We can engineer a catgirl of any kind. Readily avaible in stock or engineered apon request as a future companion for any youngling who needs a friend,any personality you want,we can provide. It doesn't even have to be a catgirl,we were able to produce catboys as well!
Parents! Don't miss out now! Why let your child become a depressed social fuckup reject who does nothing but sit in his room all day and masterbate when you can get him a lifelong friend and companion today! Order now and have the catgirl/boy imprint on your child, and simply use CazzGäó to ask any cat to watch over your child as they play and grow.
WARNING:do not fed catgirls/boys CazzGäó,do not mix CazzGäó with alcohol or prescription medications. DO NOT,TAKE CAZZGäó WITH ANYTYPE OF MALE PERFORMANCE ENCHANCEMENT PILLS,THIS CAN CAUSE SIDEFFECTS If you have taken CazzGäó and are having erections that last more than 4 hours,see your doctor.
Serris Inc does not take responsibility for any injuries sustained while interacting with cats or felines of any types including catgirl/boy.
This has been a paid advertisement from maybe alivecatz ,director of Serris Inc.
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