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Awesome Pantaloons
Fatal Absolution
Negative-Feedback
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Posted - 2015.03.26 18:17:00 -
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In response to the "yo scout so skinny" thread :P
Yo heavy so fat, he hides a squad of logis in his jelly rolls.
Yo heavy so fat, when he spawns in the MCC, it crashes.
Yo heavy so fat, when I hacked a NULL cannon it started firing at him
Yo heavy so fat, blues hop on him trying to find the small turrets.
Yo heavy so fat, swarm launchers want to target him.
Yo heavy so fat, he doesn't use AV nades, he just steps in front of LAVs and they crash.
Yo heavy so fat, when the next battle started on the same map, his clone still hadn't disappeared yet.
Yo heavy so fat, RDVs think the whole map is unsafe for dropping vehicles.
Yo heavy so fat, when he spawns people think the map mood changed from day to night.
Yo heavy so fat, snipers hit him by shooting anywhere.
You heavy so fat, he's got more chins than a Chinese corporation.
I'm Awesome F*cking Pantaloons, and your d!ck is about to get caught in my zipper >:[
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Lightning35 Delta514
48TH SPECIAL OPERATIONS FORCE
208
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Posted - 2015.03.26 18:23:00 -
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=ƒÿé=ƒÿé=ƒÿé=ƒæÅ=ƒæÅ
48th Special Operations Force.
Twitter- @48SOF
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VAHZZ
1046
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Posted - 2015.03.26 18:25:00 -
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I HAVE A GLANDULAR PROBLEM! I can't help that when i see cake, i whip out a scrambler and blast the guy eating it, only to proceed and eat it myself. You are hurtful to my fat ass ways. I am so heavy, when I bust out my HMG, i get winded.
I'm so heavy, when I hack a Blaster, I think it's cake and proceed to destroy it.
I'M SO HEAVY! That when I sit down on the ground, the enemy MCC crashes and we win.
I'm so heavy, I can't think of any good jokes so I just eat bacon instead.
I'm so heavy, I think bullets are candy.
I'm so heavy, I think KTB is kill the blueberries....and eat them.
See what you made me do? I am laughing at myself and that is not good. You are not supposed to have fun in DUST.
Just because I'm a heavy, doesn't mean I don't have feelings. I'm trying to slim down to my assault ways. And you, you are trying to sway me with your false cake offerings!
Yeeeeeaaa...
BRUH.
Closed Beta Vet.
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LUGMOS
Corrosive Synergy
Rise Of Legion.
3023
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Posted - 2015.03.26 18:26:00 -
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Lol.
*grabs popcorn*
Plasma Cannon :3
Anti-FoTM Prof. V
Forum Scavenger Prof. V
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Ghosts Chance
Intara Direct Action
Caldari State
3103
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Posted - 2015.03.26 18:55:00 -
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anyone else think that its hilarious that minmatar (ex-slaves) run the fastest?
Minmatar is Winmatar
Creed of the Minja - "I'm a leaf on the wind"
I am Chances Ghost
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Greiv Rabbah
M.T.A.C Assault Operations Command
287
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Posted - 2015.03.26 19:03:00 -
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Ghosts Chance wrote:anyone else think that its hilarious that minmatar (ex-slaves) run the fastest?
that is most unkind.
Sebiestor scout, MTAC pilot, Merc w/ a face
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John Psi
Vacuum Cleaner. LLC
Steel Balls Alliance
1472
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Posted - 2015.03.26 19:11:00 -
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Dear op, can u change "heavy" to "scout" and "fat" to "fast"?
Thank you.
Please support fair play!
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FLAYLOCK Steve
Nos Nothi
643
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Posted - 2015.03.26 19:17:00 -
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Yo heavy so fat, that it has the only hit-box that isn't broken
Yo heavy so fat, that CPP felt the need to nerf it so much
Yo heavy so fat, that it makes scouts invisible in a squad
Yo heavy so fat, that it sucks up all the spawn timers
Yo heavy so fat, that it abuses Lav's so much that CCP might restrict it from vehicles
Yo heavy so fat, that it lags the server while shooting
Yo heavy so fat, that it blue berries spawn on it
Yo heavy so fat, that it clears a room when it enters
Yo heavy so fat, that dropships land on them |
J0LLY R0G3R
And the ButtPirates
2507
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Posted - 2015.03.26 19:22:00 -
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what the hell is this? reddit?!?!?! I saw this weeks ago X(
No Safety Net.
My Youtube
TLDR : XD
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BLOOD Ruler
VOLKOV INDUSTRIES
1510
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Posted - 2015.03.26 20:02:00 -
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John Psi wrote:Dear op, can u change "heavy" to "scout" and "fat" to "fast"?
Thank you.
Will do.
There won't be a heart left beating... Is that fear I smell?
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dust 514 shadow
Eternal Beings
4
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Posted - 2015.03.26 20:15:00 -
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lol
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Union118
Heaven's Lost Property
491
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Posted - 2015.03.26 20:24:00 -
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Ghosts Chance wrote:anyone else think that its hilarious that minmatar (ex-slaves) run the fastest?
And they have one eye. Lol
Starter Fit Suits are OP :-)
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Union118
Heaven's Lost Property
491
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Posted - 2015.03.26 20:26:00 -
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Awesome Pantaloons wrote:In response to the "yo scout so skinny" thread :P
Yo heavy so fat, he hides a squad of logis in his jelly rolls.
Yo heavy so fat, when he spawns in the MCC, it crashes.
Yo heavy so fat, when I hacked a NULL cannon it started firing at him
Yo heavy so fat, blues hop on him trying to find the small turrets.
Yo heavy so fat, swarm launchers want to target him.
Yo heavy so fat, he doesn't use AV nades, he just steps in front of LAVs and they crash.
Yo heavy so fat, when the next battle started on the same map, his clone still hadn't disappeared yet.
Yo heavy so fat, RDVs think the whole map is unsafe for dropping vehicles.
Yo heavy so fat, when he spawns people think the map mood changed from day to night.
Yo heavy so fat, snipers hit him by shooting anywhere.
You heavy so fat, he's got more chins than a Chinese corporation.
Yo heavy so fat I already made 9 pages worth.
Starter Fit Suits are OP :-)
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V1RONXSS
X-SENSE Security
46
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Posted - 2015.03.26 20:34:00 -
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lol best thread so far.
P.S. BTW -anybody tryed Pro. Caldary Heavy with myofibs ready ?
The "Chiki Briki v Damki" Starter Pack.
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Jonny D Buelle
Mors Effera
705
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Posted - 2015.03.26 21:31:00 -
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Yo heavy so fat that he requires two threads to describe how fat he is.
I find your lack of heaviness... disturbing...
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