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Disturbingly Bored
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Posted - 2014.03.29 23:38:00 -
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Hello everyone. Please pardon me if this gets a bit emotional, as I am Kaydee RashyoGÇÖs next of kin.
It is with a heavy ak.0 heart that I announce Kaydee is no more. She/he/it has departed from this strife-ridden universe by Committing Suicide In a Public Area. Which, as we all well know, is strictly prohibited.
Kaydee Rashyo has given so much to New Eden in the last 4 months and 17 days. Mostly in the way of troll posts and nova knifing Academy members.
It is somewhat morbid, but KaydeeGÇÖs last will and testament demands that I share the video evidence of his/her/its final moments in this universe with you: (Pardon the shaky cam. The videographer had been shaken to his core in an overflow of emotion.)
WARNING! MERC SNUFF FILM! NOT FOR THE WEAK AT HEART!
Kaydee Rashyo Nov. 12, 2013 - Mar. 29, 2014
Kaydee RashyoGÇÖs last words were, GÇ£I did it all for the tikitz.GÇ¥ (sic)
I like to think that Kaydee has found peace now, deploying to that great Viziam Flux Drop Uplink in the sky, padding his/her/its KDR stat on pacifists in heaven.
Challenge 6 Complete.
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Posted - 2014.03.29 23:39:00 -
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Patrick57 wrote:WAIT
Can I have your ISK?
Sadly, as the video shows, it is all gone.
Kaydee did alter the will at the last minute, however. You can have all her likes. I'll dole out the first right now.
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Posted - 2014.03.30 02:34:00 -
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Jadek Menaheim wrote:o7 Kaydee Rashyo. A moment of silence for a player's ultimate sacrifice.
Now... there's one last matter of the estate.
This whole bonus round thing. As I am both too Disturbed and too Bored to end my own existence like Kaydee, I need to do some thinking.
I could go with her original will and keep the tickets. But that would end the fun.
Or I could name another merc who just might be unsettled enough to off himself and keep the insanity going. But who might that be... who in New Eden could be crazy enough...
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Posted - 2014.03.30 13:08:00 -
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Jadek Menaheim wrote:Alright, Mr. Ridgeson details sent to your enjin.
Well Jadek, after sleeping on it, I'd like all of Kaydee Rashyos tickets assigned to Disturbingly Bored.
I briefly toyed with the idea of naming you as my beneficiary for the Bonus Round.
But I figured there'd be a chance you might actually do it, and then you'd be in the lead of your own lottery. And we'd lose a familiar twisted name on the forum. And I suspect you and Ridgeson are cooking up something sinister anyway...
I can only hope this whole affair will start a wave of merc suicides, and that someone else will step up for the bonus round soon enough.
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Posted - 2014.03.30 22:21:00 -
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Jadek Menaheim wrote: Disturbingly Bored (Kaydee Rashyo's BRB) Bonus Round Beneficiary Modifier 4x Tickets 292 Win Percentage 17.95% Reward Information 56t Patrick 56 Signatory; 236t Kaydee Rashyo's Last Will & Testament
Woo hoo! I have the best chance of winning this potentially enormous scam! I'd say biomassing an alt and destroying irreplaceable BPOs was worth it.
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