We, the Honey Badgers, who give no f**ks, have been around since tanks were hilariously OP, to pretty balanced, to UP as all hell, and to now.

We currently have a plague among 'us', if you dare include them in the classification of 'tanker'- militia tank spam. Infantrymen, with hardly any love of tanks, and only for roflstomping infantry with militia fits, have descended upon our beloved plains of battle, wreaking havoc upon our infantry brethran.

It is our duty, as Men of the Tread, to ignore the squishy, defenseless redberries, who cower in fear of our armor death machines, and dedicate ourselves to discouraging these cowards who hide inside of militia tanks to mask their inability to aim rifles. We must roam the public matches in search of these blasphemers and destroy them at every possible opportunity. They may roam in groups of four, but all it takes is one Honey Badger to destroy all of them in less than 10 minutes. You must give them no quarter. Let them know that the battlefields belong to the real tankers who have honed their skills through the hottest of fires and the most extreme powergrid nerfs, to a point where even in 1.6, we were still kicking @$$ and taking names.

If you do not kill at least 4 militia HAV-nots a game, you have failed. If you do not destroy their bolases without them knowing it is happening, you have failed. You all have superior tactics that took months to refine and you will use them to retake the title of 'tanker' and reserve it for those who love tanks, not KDR. The sica/soma spammers are the same as the murder taxis of 1.3, the TARs of 1.0, and the gallogis of 1.6. They are ruining our way of life and only we can stop them. No amount of proto forges and swarms will stem the tide. We must band together and stop this plague before more newberries think that calling in a militia tank for the easy kills is a good idea.

Militia tanks will be seen as death traps before the drop of 1.8, so help me, my Lord and Savior, the all powerful complex vehicle damage modifier.

You will see me on the battlefield, from this night forth, cleansing the world with my damage modded particle cannon. I invite all true tankers to join me on this quest. I can be found in this chat channel: 'Honey Badger'


Charlotte O'Dell,
Honey Badger since before it was cool