Our Deepest Regret
The Unholy Legion Of DarkStar DARKSTAR ARMY
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Posted - 2013.12.14 23:46:00 -
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All right, Our Deepest Regret. It's time to start saving up some isk. All your stupid tank spamming is putting a dent in the 'ol wallet. Oh, I know! I'll just run an infantry suit in Ambush. The matches are short, and the money is sweet. Yeeeeah, that sounds good.
Searching for battle-searching for battle-searching for battle...
Waiting for deployment-waiting for deployment-waiting for deployment...
All right, here we go! Ah, no uplinks down. People are still setting up. Okay, I'll just use the smart deploy option...
What the fu--!! Scotty, this is the enemy camp--
Wow. That was fast. Well, screw it. Someone set up an uplink, so I'll just spawn by some friendlies--
JESUS GOD BUDDHA AND BOBBY!! It's a frickin' fire fight! I need to
What the hell? WHY would you set up an uplink in front of the reds? Damn it, this is getting stupid. Okay, whatever, I'll just have to trust the smart deploy...
Hey. Hey, this isn't bad at all. Man, Scotty finally came through. Okay, now I just need to --
You have been scanned
What? I don't see anyone--
GAWD FUGGIN' DAMMMMMMM!! You know what, you bastards? I can play rough too. Getting out my mouse and keyboard, putting on a sniper fit. Let's see how you like it now, huh? Lets see how you like it now--
I don't care anymore. I just don't care. I'm glad my team is losing. We all deserve to die. There is nothing in this world worth doing. F-ck hope. F-ck joy. Enjoy your meaningless victory, redberry scum, I probably make more money in real life than any of you do, So suck my--OH MY GOD THEY HAVE TANKS, RUN, RUN, RUUUUUUN--
I don't want to go out there, I don't want to go out there, please don't make me go out there, please don't make me, please don't make me, please don't make me...
Choose a deployment site.
Noooooo! Scotty why are you so cruel? Oh god, oh god, oh god...
Not enough clones for deployment.
OH HAPPY DAY!
Battle report, not important. Stats. NOT IMPORTANT.
Isk payout: 167,0000? YAY!
Wait, I have to do this ten more times? FUUUUUU---
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Justice Prevails
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Posted - 2013.12.14 23:49:00 -
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Lol, thanks for the laugh. Been there, died like that.:-) The funnest part is when I go AV and spawn in right in front of the tank. I know I want to be close, but come on, dude.
Great job, team. Head back to the MCC for debriefing and cocktails.
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