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Derrith Erador
Amarr Templars
Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2013.10.23 17:33:00 -
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"tell me what it was like when you were a merc, Grandpa" said a remarkably curious young boy I didn't know. Perhaps I was going senile, but I could've sworn that I told this boy to get me a sandwich, or perhaps that was Enid, or Edna, whatever that old crones name was. Oh well, may as well tell my life story.
"well son, those were crazy times, everyone who thought they could point a gun signed up. I signed up when recruitment became open to all. It may sound crazy, but I did it was for love. You see, I loved to peg an enemy merc in the face with a charge shot from my sniper rifle. I served originally in the Bloodwolves, and as me and my corp leader set first ground on the battlefield, amidst the shots fired back and forth, I had to ask my corp leader, hey hows that Oxycoton, you sound like you're loving it. He was. Then afterwards, we went to the marketplace, to peruse all the various weapons, and wondered why I had to have certain licenses to wield these weapons, why didn't I just steal them. I then realized why as I saw enough heavy weaponry pointed at me to make me feel like I dropped the soap in prison, just daring me to pick it up. I did, which is how all of my future clones I was inside wouldn't visit a prison shower ever. After about a month, I was asked to another mission with my corp leader and some new recruits, one who was formerly a garbage man, and his vocabulary proved it quite well. He was assigned as logistical officer for us, and I was tank dismount. On this mission is where I met your mother. Now I know what you're wondering boy, I'm your grandfather, how could I have met your mother at such a young age. Well, the truth is, I'm not your grandpa, you're adopted and no one loves you!! Now stop breaking into my house, go bother old fart John. |
Derrith Erador
Amarr Templars
Amarr Empire
296
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Posted - 2013.10.23 19:35:00 -
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not really looking for a corp, I'm too old for corps. Besides I'm too busy collecting my required passage into old hood, gray hair, and enough prescription medication to choke a hippo. Then once I get all that, I'll go to a retirement corp and give it off to my grandchildren who're forced to call me. |
Derrith Erador
Amarr Templars
Amarr Empire
299
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Posted - 2013.10.24 04:30:00 -
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Superhero Rawdon wrote:Derrith Erador wrote:not really looking for a corp, I'm too old for corps. Besides I'm too busy collecting my required passage into old hood, gray hair, and enough prescription medication to choke a hippo. Then once I get all that, I'll go to a retirement corp and give it off to my grandchildren who're forced to call me. stfu. youre 19.
I take good care of my face,I use all sorts of natural cleansers. on the inside I'm an ancient husk of a clone. Back problems, broke my hip, beat a young whipper snapper with my cane, the whole nine yards. |
Derrith Erador
Amarr Templars
Amarr Empire
299
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Posted - 2013.10.24 04:33:00 -
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21yrOld Knight wrote:Yo man I heard you're retired. Since you are retired you probably have nothing to do well listen here, if you ever get bored i got a great investment for you. Is pay me 5,000 dollars you could win a Jeep grand Cherokee with a simple coin toss against someone else who gave me 5,000. If you get more people to pay 5,000 dollars to me then you can be entered into a lottery with a chance to win a RV. Once you get 100 people in this wonderful program then you will instantly win a 2 week cruise plus a car worth between 15,000 and 20,000 guaranteed. You know what the best part of this deal is? The best part is that you can do all of this from home all you have to pay a small amount of 5,000 dollars.
why don't I just take my cane, crank up ZZ top, beat up all the other competitors, then go to court, and plead being senile. |
Derrith Erador
Amarr Templars
Amarr Empire
302
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Posted - 2013.10.25 14:17:00 -
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General John Ripper wrote:
You'd best turn that frown upside down, or something bad may happen. for instance, I might make another one of these, and you don't want that. And vin, while I appreciate the offer, I'm not looking for a corp, I may make one myself, I might call it "touch me bro", "was aiming for the other guy", or maybe "homeless mercs". |
Derrith Erador
Amarr Templars
Amarr Empire
304
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Posted - 2013.10.25 21:26:00 -
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General John Ripper wrote:
nah, but seriously, I'll probably go back. just needed some time off pc. I just left pradox for trolling purposes. protostomping was number 1. number 2 was the recruitment pitches, got 2 already, this wasn't meant for trolling, it was just nice to know i'm loved. Also got teabagged, little did he know, i like getting teabagged, lets me know i got under your skin. |
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