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RoundEy3
Metal Mind Industries
251
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Posted - 2013.07.31 17:42:00 -
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What if the stories they've told you were true, and then you died? You died and went to heaven. There you stand at the the pearly gates and there on a pedestal is a PDA. Written on this PDA is a personal check in profile just for you, "Hmm that's...not what I expected."
So you check yourself in, and low and behold a message pops up, your personal heaven coming soon. Notice to all Heaven customers these facilities are under construction and will be available for your personal bliss soon.
Then you say "What!? hasn't this place been in business for the past couple millenium?" "Well I know it's worth waiting for it's heaven afterall."
"Ah so true" says god to itself as it ponders on your soul with omniscience. Too bad you just ate too many shrooms.
The End |
General John Ripper
The Generals EoN.
1970
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Posted - 2013.07.31 19:24:00 -
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dude your tripping. |
Kane Fyea
DUST University Ivy League
1538
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Posted - 2013.07.31 21:28:00 -
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RoundEy3 wrote:What if the stories they've told you were true, and then you died? You died and went to heaven. There you stand at the the pearly gates and there on a pedestal is a PDA. Written on this PDA is a personal check in profile just for you, "Hmm that's...not what I expected."
So you check yourself in, and low and behold a message pops up, your personal heaven coming soon. Notice to all Heaven customers these facilities are under construction and will be available for your personal bliss soon.
Then you say "What!? hasn't this place been in business for the past couple millenium?" "Well I know it's worth waiting for it's heaven afterall."
"Ah so true" says god to itself as it ponders on your soul with omniscience. "Too bad you just ate too many shrooms."
The End Well... Ok then... |
Meeko Fent
Seituoda Taskforce Command Caldari State
486
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Posted - 2013.08.02 05:12:00 -
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I see the analogy.
The Heaven in progress could be seen as DUST, as it will get continually better, and your own personal heaven, is still under construction, your DUST will be finished in time, and then it will be perfect. |
RoundEy3
Metal Mind Industries
265
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Posted - 2013.08.02 13:03:00 -
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Meeko Fent wrote:I see the analogy.
The Heaven in progress could be seen as DUST, as it will get continually better, and your own personal heaven, is still under construction, your DUST will be finished in time, and then it will be perfect.
If it weren't for those darn hallucinogens showing you things that aren't there, or are they real??? So many deep questions. |
Meeko Fent
Seituoda Taskforce Command Caldari State
487
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Posted - 2013.08.02 15:09:00 -
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RoundEy3 wrote:Meeko Fent wrote:I see the analogy.
The Heaven in progress could be seen as DUST, as it will get continually better, and your own personal heaven, is still under construction, your DUST will be finished in time, and then it will be perfect. If it weren't for those darn hallucinogens showing you things that aren't there, or are they real??? So many deep questions. Are you real? |
RoundEy3
Metal Mind Industries
265
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Posted - 2013.08.02 15:20:00 -
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The dolphins at Sea World said reality is but a perception of a state of mind, and the mind is but a veiled reflection of the soul. Still chewing on that one.... Geez they know everything. |
OZAROW
A.N.O.N.Y.M.O.U.S.
280
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Posted - 2013.08.04 11:43:00 -
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Then god nerfed heaven, an nobody got in |
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