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Synthetic Waffles
Kinsho Swords
Caldari State
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Posted - 2013.07.24 22:34:00 -
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This is a guide for new berries that need help winning and having fun, everything you need for this is militia so anyone can do it here is how:
1.obtain an LAV of your choice, Onikuma is better because the name fits with what you are about to do
2. fit said vehicle with only shield/armor extenders/resistors, anything that heals is unnecessary because you wont be using your vehicle for long
3.create a cheap dropsuit fitting that has grenades and high ehp (armor and shield), again do not add repair units
4.bow to your father and mother and swear loyalty to your emperor and commander
5.join a battle with a big map like skirimish or domination
6. get inside your onikuma figure out where the largest group of enemies are and drive full speed towards them
7.once you see said enemies yell at the top of your lungs, "BONZAAAAAAAAAAAAAI!", this can be replaced with anything involving Japan such as, "HIROSHIMAAAAAAAA!'", +ûNIKUMAAAAAAAAAAA!", etc.
8.jump out of your LAV and start spamming your grenades, once your out of grenades (and not dead) use your years of training in karate to elbow your enemies to death, this will bring you great honor
9.you WILL die but will be known as a hero amongst your men
10.rinse and repeat
thank you for reading i hope i helped some new berries with this advice and if you feel it isnt a viable tactic I have done this countless times with a completely militia fitting except a mh-82 HMG and earn thousands of WP and many honor |
Washlee
Pure Innocence.
EoN.
224
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Posted - 2013.07.24 22:38:00 -
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Iskandar Zul Karnain
Hellstorm Inc
League of Infamy
1359
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Posted - 2013.07.24 22:45:00 -
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That some good advice there. |
Kevlar Waffles
Seykal Expeditionary Group
Minmatar Republic
29
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Posted - 2013.07.24 22:46:00 -
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I too am a waffle and confirm this is the way of the waffle |
Remm Duchax
The Unholy Legion Of DarkStar
DARKSTAR ARMY
83
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Posted - 2013.07.25 00:15:00 -
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As a Belgian and a Belgian who sells waffles I approve of this message. Nothing better than some crazy **** going on in the pub matches!  |
Asher Night
Condotta Rouvenor
Gallente Federation
437
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Posted - 2013.07.25 00:29:00 -
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I bet money that this is. W_R from Gamefaqs. You're still at it huh? Giving your seminars on how to "crank up your ownage"? Lol I remember you from Warhawk/Resistance 1 days. I even once made an alt to look like one of YOUR alts to troll people by saying I wasn't you. Of course everyone hated you so bad they were certain I was one of your own alts, lol.
Very strange world we live in. |
Cat Merc
BetaMax.
CRONOS.
3553
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Posted - 2013.07.25 00:51:00 -
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This has been tested by Cat Merc Industries Inc. and has recieved the CMI seal of approval. |
Synthetic Waffles
Kinsho Swords
Caldari State
16
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Posted - 2013.07.25 14:29:00 -
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Asher Night wrote:I bet money that this is. W_R from Gamefaqs. You're still at it huh? Giving your seminars on how to "crank up your ownage"? Lol I remember you from Warhawk/Resistance 1 days. I even once made an alt to look like one of YOUR alts to troll people by saying I wasn't you. Of course everyone hated you so bad they were certain I was one of your own alts, lol.
Very strange world we live in.
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