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Marston VC
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Posted - 2013.07.19 20:47:00 -
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The lord cannon came to me and granted me my light. My light, to which others refer to as "plasma" was a gift from lord cannon meant for converting the evils of this world into something better..... something on the right path. Given this critical task I took it upon myself to bless as many as I could with the good light. Some fought, and resisted, but with persistence ive made great strides to converting several dozens to the new way.
The way of the Cannon is by no means an easy trial. Only recently was I granted the rank of "high plasmith" by cannon himself, and that wasn't until after I showed great loyalty via converting over 100 souls to the good light. But it is still NOT ENOUGH. We need to fix this world and the best way to do it is by converting everyone to the good light! Even.... if it must be done via force. So I call upon all Cannon followers to rally behind me, and fight the evil heretics that currently plague our world! Who is with me!?! |
Marston VC
SVER True Blood
612
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Posted - 2013.07.19 20:53:00 -
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Severance Pay wrote:Don't do drugs, kids. This is brought to you by the ad counsel
You will pay for your disrespect! While lord cannon does endorse the message, the context in which it was written is insulting to the church of plasmology, and as a result you must be baptized in the saving light of our lord cannon! |
Marston VC
SVER True Blood
612
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Posted - 2013.07.19 20:55:00 -
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TheAmazing FlyingPig wrote:Would this be heresy if you said this with an Amarr suit?
No, for cannon accepts all who are willing to change, even if you previously worshiped a false god, so long as you can accept his saving light, anything is possible. |
Marston VC
SVER True Blood
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Posted - 2013.07.19 21:06:00 -
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Vavilia Lysenko wrote:Marston VC wrote:The lord cannon came to me and granted me my light. My light, to which others refer to as "plasma" was a gift from lord cannon meant for converting the evils of this world into something better..... something on the right path. Given this critical task I took it upon myself to bless as many as I could with the good light. Some fought, and resisted, but with persistence ive made great strides to converting several dozens to the new way.
The way of the Cannon is by no means an easy trial. Only recently was I granted the rank of "high plasmith" by cannon himself, and that wasn't until after I showed great loyalty via converting over 100 souls to the good light. But it is still NOT ENOUGH. We need to fix this world and the best way to do it is by converting everyone to the good light! Even.... if it must be done via force. So I call upon all Cannon followers to rally behind me, and fight the evil heretics that currently plague our world! Who is with me!?! In my mind I heard this voice...
I thought of this while writing it.
Or perhaps this? |
Marston VC
SVER True Blood
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Posted - 2013.07.20 12:23:00 -
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Pikachu Power wrote:i killed a tank with a plasma cannon today. did 100% of damage
Did you do this to the cannon before shooting? Because if you did, that doesn't count. |
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