DUST Search - Is CCP BLAM! dead?

Son-Of A-Gun wrote:

"Is CCP BLAM! dead?"

Dude, CCP BLAM was never alive. It was all just a farce. I was sweep up by a tornado recently, and taken to the land of CCP. When I got there my house accidentally landed on GM Grave. Then I met three mary companions: CCP FoxFour (he was looking for a heart), CCP MIntChip (he was looking for a brain) and CCP Eterne (he was looking for courage). Together we traveled to the wizard of vehicle, but on our way we were forced to kill CCP Cmdr Wang and his evil imbalanced weapons. When we finally made it to the wizard, there was a lot of hocus pocus at first but that didn't fool me. I noticed an oddly placed current in the lobby of the wizards castle, and when I pulled it back, there was just a computer and a sign that said "BLAM doesn't exist". I was never able to make it home, in fact, I am still there now (it's a good thing they have 4G service here). CCP was never able to find his heart; CCP MintChip was never able to find a brain; and CCP Eterne was never able to find his courage.

I got some really nice ruby slipers our of the whole ordeal, but all I really want to do is go home. Someone please help. These little people are really starting to creep me out.

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Anmol Singh The Unholy Legion Of DarkStar DARKSTAR ARMY 181	Posted - 2013.07.15 00:04:00 - [1] - Quote :O omg he sucked anyway so hopefully we get a new one...
Serimos Haeraven Deep Space Republic Top Men. 252	Posted - 2013.07.15 00:27:00 - [2] - Quote He has been very quiet, if i heard that he was re-staffed i wouldn't be surprised honestly, there were a great deal of problems that uprising brought to vehicles, problems that weren't even there before, and he was the one in control of what vehicles were updated for that.
First Prophet Jaguar Empire 627	Posted - 2013.07.15 00:28:00 - [3] - Quote :O Was he hit by a murder taxi?
Serimos Haeraven Deep Space Republic Top Men. 252	Posted - 2013.07.15 00:29:00 - [4] - Quote First Prophet wrote: :O Was he hit by a murder taxi? That would be a bit of Dust Justice lolol, you create the "Murder taxi" you get destroyed by said "murder taxi"
The WindowLicker Backstabbers N Cheaters Union 15	Posted - 2013.07.15 00:32:00 - [5] - Quote He has to be dead, I hope they buried him next to Michael Jackson for punishment.
DUST Fiend OSG Planetary Operations Covert Intervention 5175	Posted - 2013.07.15 00:32:00 - [6] - Quote I want to have sympathy for him, I really do. But, Dropships (I guess it's not all his fault, the controls are pretty damn good actually. It's how horrible they stack up to everything trying to / accidentally killing it)
Sgt Kirk SyNergy Gaming EoN. 807	Posted - 2013.07.15 00:36:00 - [7] - Quote No, much worse. "He don't give a **."
Serimos Haeraven Deep Space Republic Top Men. 252	Posted - 2013.07.15 00:44:00 - [8] - Quote DUST Fiend wrote: I want to have sympathy for him, I really do. But, Dropships (I guess it's not all his fault, the controls are pretty damn good actually. It's how horrible they stack up to everything trying to / accidentally killing it) Exactly how i feel right now, he was really cool as a person, but he was practically in control of balancing the vehicle portion of the game, and making vehicles be able to suit their intended roles. And unfortunatly, nearly none of that was achieved, if anything many were reversed with things like the murder taxi and railgun redline sniping tanks that used their range and damage to their advantage, and especially with making dropships so underpowered for how much money they cost. Even the new roadmap says they are working to basically re-fix the mess ups on the part of vehicles.
Billy7789 Ikomari-Onu Enforcement Caldari State 1	Posted - 2013.07.15 03:41:00 - [9] - Quote CCP blam got fired, thats why nobody from ccp will comment on him. Haven't you seen the shanghai ccp job openings? Serious turn over there. Mystery Solved.
Serimos Haeraven Deep Space Republic Top Men. 261	Posted - 2013.07.15 03:46:00 - [10] - Quote Billy7789 wrote: CCP blam got fired, thats why nobody from ccp will comment on him. Haven't you seen the shanghai ccp job openings? Serious turn over there. Mystery Solved. Wow.... honestly, this encourages me a lot... we could see a good deal of newer, more refreshing updates in-store then. All i have is optimism in this crazy time for Dust 514.

Atikali Havendoorr Mannar Focused Warfare Gallente Federation 42	Posted - 2013.07.15 03:49:00 - [11] - Quote Who is/was CCP Blam? Link?
CharCharOdell Shining Flame Amarr Empire 555	Posted - 2013.07.15 03:54:00 - [12] - Quote Bump
CharCharOdell Shining Flame Amarr Empire 555	Posted - 2013.07.15 04:15:00 - [13] - Quote Atikali Havendoorr wrote: Who is/was CCP Blam? Link? He runs the vehicle dev team and is the one who killed drop ships, made tanks unprofitable, and created God-mode free lavs. All lab hate will be directed his way.
Son-Of A-Gun 3dge of D4rkness SoulWing Alliance 196	Posted - 2013.07.15 04:19:00 - [14] - Quote "Is CCP BLAM! dead?" Dude, CCP BLAM was never alive. It was all just a farce. I was sweep up by a tornado recently, and taken to the land of CCP. When I got there my house accidentally landed on GM Grave. Then I met three mary companions: CCP FoxFour (he was looking for a heart), CCP MintChip (he was looking for a brain) and CCP Eterne (he was looking for courage). Together we traveled to the wizard of vehicles, but on our way we were forced to kill CCP Cmdr Wang and his evil imbalanced weapons. When we finally made it to the wizard, there was a lot of hocus pocus at first but that didn't fool me. I noticed an oddly placed curtin in the lobby of the wizards castle, and when I pulled it back, there was just a computer and a sign that said "BLAM doesn't exist". I was never able to make it home, in fact, I am still there now (it's a good thing they have 4G service here). CCP was never able to find his heart; CCP MintChip was never able to find a brain; and CCP Eterne was never able to find his courage. I got some really nice ruby slipers our of the whole ordeal, but all I really want to do is go home. Someone please help. These little people are really starting to creep me out.
CharCharOdell Shining Flame Amarr Empire 557	Posted - 2013.07.15 04:20:00 - [15] - Quote Son-Of A-Gun wrote: "Is CCP BLAM! dead?" Dude, CCP BLAM was never alive. It was all just a farce. I was sweep up by a tornado recently, and taken to the land of CCP. When I got there my house accidentally landed on GM Grave. Then I met three mary companions: CCP FoxFour (he was looking for a heart), CCP MIntChip (he was looking for a brain) and CCP Eterne (he was looking for courage). Together we traveled to the wizard of vehicle, but on our way we were forced to kill CCP Cmdr Wang and his evil imbalanced weapons. When we finally made it to the wizard, there was a lot of hocus pocus at first but that didn't fool me. I noticed an oddly placed current in the lobby of the wizards castle, and when I pulled it back, there was just a computer and a sign that said "BLAM doesn't exist". I was never able to make it home, in fact, I am still there now (it's a good thing they have 4G service here). CCP was never able to find his heart; CCP MintChip was never able to find a brain; and CCP Eterne was never able to find his courage. I got some really nice ruby slipers our of the whole ordeal, but all I really want to do is go home. Someone please help. These little people are really starting to creep me out. #RETWEET!
Son-Of A-Gun 3dge of D4rkness SoulWing Alliance 196	Posted - 2013.07.15 04:23:00 - [16] - Quote Oops


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