the next game, I both out-kill and out-score him....this guy is an apish child who lacks any skill or ability at this game, his 1v1 "skills" boil down to "MASH LEFT AND RIGHT AND SPRAY WILDLY", he was barely able to kill me 2v1 WHILE i was being sniped with a thales

this guy is literally one of the worst shooters in hellstorm and I have no idea why people think he's even remotely decent, I caught this guy STANDING STILL while shooting, LMFAO

since you made a comment about my 'white ass', i was going to mention something about giving you a fat lip and a black eye, but you were probably born with both of those.

sit down, N3.

LOL, this kid sends me a "fanmail" after I had my 1st bad game out of ~100 PC matches due to connection issues

the next game, I both out-kill and out-score him....this guy is an apish child who lacks any skill or ability at this game, his 1v1 "skills" boil down to "MASH LEFT AND RIGHT AND SPRAY WILDLY", he was barely able to kill me 2v1 WHILE i was being sniped with a thales

this guy is literally one of the worst shooters in hellstorm and I have no idea why people think he's even remotely decent, I caught this guy STANDING STILL while shooting, LMFAO

since you made a comment about my 'white ass', i was going to mention something about giving you a fat lip and a black eye, but you were probably born with both of those.

sit down, N3.

Im not black you dummy. You must be 15 years old making comments like that. So instead of getting all worked up because youre bad, and im better than you...walk into the kitchen, open up the fridge grab a juice box and ask your mother to make you a peanut butter and jelly little boy. You will never be better than me, and you might be THE only person on this game to think im the worst shooter in HS lol. Ask around, I dont need to brag or talk about gunfights like you...people know.

Youre the only one that looks dumb here. Pay more attention in school and your homework instead of trying to be good at dust..the game is dead, and youre bad.

HAHAHAH so if i'm bad at this game, and I both out kill and out score you, what level does that put you at exactly? you are honestly garbage at this game, I'll never understand anybody who says you're even remotely decent because chances are they haven't seen you play.

all this coming from someone so bad at the game and so butthurt i'm a vastly better player you have to send hatemail after every match, especially when i outperform you.

I graduated highschool more than seven years ago, nice try at the ad-hominem attacks though, you're still a garbage player with subpar aim.

lol somebody is mad..

I sent you a mail titled "lol youre good' after your stellar 4-11 performance. Then we sent a couple back and forth and that was it. Dont act like i sent you mail after every match you nerd. I dont care about you that much lol. And its alot easier to get more kills when youre playing with worse players than I am..simple logic.

7 years ago?! lol and you are still just as ignorant as you were back then...Higher education a little too difficult for you? Couldnt hack it? Its alright..it's not for everyone ;)

PS: Youre bad

So Outer Heaven joined Eon. I suppose so you guys can fight against hellstorm.

Zatara you're gonna need a bigger list cuz quite a few OH players run flaylock. Reiseila runs flaylock. Couple others do as well. I don't remember off the top of my head.

lol somebody is mad..

I sent you a mail titled "lol youre good' after your stellar 4-11 performance. Then we sent a couple back and forth and that was it. Dont act like i sent you mail after every match you nerd. I dont care about you that much lol. And its alot easier to get more kills when youre playing with worse players than I am..simple logic.

7 years ago?! lol and you are still just as ignorant as you were back then...Higher education a little too difficult for you? Couldnt hack it? Its alright..it's not for everyone ;)

PS: Youre bad

lol somebody is mad..

I sent you a mail titled "lol youre good' after your stellar 4-11 performance. Then we sent a couple back and forth and that was it. Dont act like i sent you mail after every match you nerd. I dont care about you that much lol. And its alot easier to get more kills when youre playing with worse players than I am..simple logic.

7 years ago?! lol and you are still just as ignorant as you were back then...Higher education a little too difficult for you? Couldnt hack it? Its alright..it's not for everyone ;)

PS: Youre bad

Here we see a truly riveting exchange between the Dust 514 elite.

A tip of the fedora to you both, and may your mom's basements never flood.

The war with Loi was begun. I'll be posting names of fools that feel the need to flaylock spam to compete. If you use it as a 1st speed fit then its no big, otherwise, BE PUBLICLY SHAMED!

LIST OF KNOWN OFFENDERS:
Blizz The Lion - Has proven he will play without the gaylock.
Squagga - Has proven he will play without the gaylock.
Doubletap420 - A proud scrub. would rather use flavor of the month than get good on the gun game and quit depending on noob tubes.
Lunatic Kota - Has agreed to not use gaylock in PC matches when mutual agreements are reached.
K-con - chooses to crutch it with double flaylocks. We can only pray that one day he will sense the errors of his decision to propagate this ludicrous weapon.

Pretty much all of SI's A team (if you can call it that). But Most especially SHA KARN CLONE!
(Ask them how effective it is at winning battles)

Might as well add me now, just faced SI and used dual flaylocks Syn can vouch for my scrubbiness

i played for gac against teamplayers and i died 19 times all to flaylocks and fused grenades, heres the kettle calling the pot black.

i couldnt care less if you of all people believe me xero, i used to have huge respec for teamplayers, always brought good gun game till your guys skilled into Gaylocks and now rage cause peeps are firing them back at you.

I respect your corp, well those that do not use scruby weapons, you on the other hand can suck my big blue smurff balls

Be relevant before getting in the middle, thanks.

LOL, this kid sends me a "fanmail" after I had my 1st bad game out of ~100 PC matches due to connection issues

the next game, I both out-kill and out-score him....this guy is an apish child who lacks any skill or ability at this game, his 1v1 "skills" boil down to "MASH LEFT AND RIGHT AND SPRAY WILDLY", he was barely able to kill me 2v1 WHILE i was being sniped with a thales

this guy is literally one of the worst shooters in hellstorm and I have no idea why people think he's even remotely decent, I caught this guy STANDING STILL while shooting, LMFAO

since you made a comment about my 'white ass', i was going to mention something about giving you a fat lip and a black eye, but you were probably born with both of those.

sit down, N3.

check my likes bro, I'm clearly extremely relevant.

How many likes you got?...

...aw, not even 200. You must be terrible at Dust 514.

Oh wait, you mean the ****** FPS part that no one but scrubs and rejects from other games actually care about? Nah man, I ain't relevant there at all (thank god). Hope your PC battles go well, wouldn't want you to lose any sleep over who owns the pointless district in the crappy game that no one plays.

Aww...sweet little Roo counting his sweet little likes to justify relevancy. Xero was banned not unlike when you were and had your alt A1m1ghty Baal Roo or whatever is was that paid homage to Statius.

Xero, if ya didn't know, there are at least 4 dedicated circlejerking threads in subdreddits corp forums where they post and like each others posts. Kinda like upvote brigades they employ on Reddit to downvote anyone who suggests joining another corp but subdreddit.

Furthermore, Baal Roo is a lost cause who on the compettive nature of dust. That's pretty much the brainwashing he's enjoyed at subdreddit, so don't go 2 hard on him.

Call it good Baal, we know you're here to entertain, but the most you ever did was get destroyed numerous times in the match we played recently...I don't even want to post the pics of the match it was such a slaughter. I'd proly ragequit competitive dust as well.

So because you are a loser and sit on the forums all day and don't actually play the GAME of the forum you spend your life on makes you more relevant? Since you were able to farm likes from alts makes you important? You aren't good AT ALL in Dust514. We dont proved that. We crapped all over your junky corp. We will do it again if you got the marbles to try AGAIN. We both know you learned your lesson from the last A$$ whoopin. Come at me bro! Do you even Dust!?!

Alright, this just went a little 2 far. Friendly e-peen exchanging is cool, racism is not. I have scores from way good people posted here last night going madly negative and getting outShined (from the killboards perspective) by Angel (see wut I did there )

Honestly, Kobrah regardless of if broadway wants to talk smack we need to set better examples as part of Eon. Personally I think an apology is in order, but that's on you. You both are great players.

Broadway should avoid race as well, but made no specific racial comments, just somehow insinuated Korbrah had a white ass but is also black? This is dumb.

Leave it on the battlefield guys. Please?

I'll have you know we only have one circlejerk thread.

My point is obvious, "relevancy " is a joke, because there's nothing to be relevant in. The entire PC game is one massive circlejerk, not unlike the circlejerk thread you describe here. You're all just pulling each other's chains and imagining it matters. The game is in shambles, and you guys pretending like it's worth playing just because you're foolish enough to spend time playing it just helps justify to CCP that their game isn't terrible.

As far as "the match we played recently," I wasn't in it... well, I was, for 20 seconds or so. Just long enough to hard freeze out of the match. If you mean subdreddit as a whole, yeah, we got "destroyed." Big whup, it's Dust 514, I would be sad if we did particularly well... it would mean we had spent months of our free time each skilling into the OP FOTM gear just to zerg-link objectives and circlejerk with the autistic kids.

Post the pics if you'd like, it'll be a good laugh for both sides involved. You can laugh about how bad we are, and we can laugh about how you guys think it matters. Everyone wins.

Team Woody

Comparing yourselves to Buzz Lightyear is a pretty great observation on your part though. Poor guy actually thinks he's some sort of outerspace superhero.

i played for gac against teamplayers and i died 19 times all to flaylocks and fused grenades, heres the kettle calling the pot black.