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Marston VC
SVER True Blood
Public Disorder.
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Posted - 2013.07.05 00:51:00 -
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SILVERBACK 01 wrote:im sick of this broken game so im throwing it away
give i reason why i should give you my isk and il transfer the best one..
terrible game should of been cancelled ages ago.. but loyal fans you can have all of my stuff i dont care
peace^
The mighty silverback, a species of gorilla known for its general size and ferocity as a jungle cat game predator. It feasts off the entrails of those it fights against, and then continues to destroy the victims family for the next three generations. On the third generation silverbacks are known to either A.) brutally murder everyone in the family line, or B.) murder the first born son in every branch of that family line. The reasons for this are uknown, but what we do know is that the Silverback has ferocious appetite for blood, and should be avoided at all cost. If you see a silverback immediately turn around, bend over and offer yourself to the silverback as that is the only recorded way to save yourself from one upon being spotted (with a 63% chance of success), if failure to do this occurs the next best option is to charge the beast head on, ensuring that when you collide you die almost instantly, reducing the amount of pain you'll have to endure before passing on to the void.
If you wish to hear more about the mighty silverback im willing to continue, but it will cost iskies, and for now..... the end. |
Marston VC
SVER True Blood
Public Disorder.
406
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Posted - 2013.07.05 00:54:00 -
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Medic 1879 wrote:I should get your money because I am English and July the 4th always makes me sad.
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Marston VC
SVER True Blood
Public Disorder.
407
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Posted - 2013.07.05 02:41:00 -
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itsmellslikefish wrote:Please me, I need to support my wife and kids, the merc business just isin't paying what it used to, we had a cat but someone killed it to prove a point, we had a dog, but we ate it, not because of being cash strapped but because it kept poopin on the carpet (bad dog just wasn't cutting it).
YOU FOOL!!! Family is one of the most essential parts of a SILVERBACK'S DIET!!!! You asked him for money to feed your family, but the irony is that SILVERBACKS EAT FAMILIES....... not to mention I can tell your a liar. Us immortal mercenaries simply do not have families. We killed our old selves long ago, to achieve something greater then that....... So lying to the ALMIGHTY SILVERBACK is a HORRIBLE idea. Let me explain why..... This lie would have already angered him, and so its already too late, but at the very least I can ensure you know why..... the Silverback has found his prey.... and its you!
I stated before that upon killing its prey the silverback will continue to pretty on the victims family for at-least the next three generations. However, because you don't have a family he will be forced to kill you, over and over and over and over and over again. Think of it...... he will brutally murder you, without exception, for the next three generations worth of time (which is about 60 years)...... and on the off chance that you truly do have a family..... you've doomed them for the next three generations. Your wifes first born.... dead, your second son's/daughter's first born, dead. your first great grand child..... dead. and its all because you had the audacity to fool around with him....... im really dissapointed that my teachings haven't reached this far yet..... |
Marston VC
SVER True Blood
Public Disorder.
407
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Posted - 2013.07.05 02:41:00 -
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DRDEEZENUTSZ TWOpointo wrote:KING CHECKMATE wrote:Give it to me so i can buy Lots of tanks and try to create defensive structures with them...oh modern art....
Plus bribing some good players i could start my own Corp, with poker and hookers.....
Give him the money.
smells like orc treachery to me....... |
Marston VC
SVER True Blood
Public Disorder.
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Posted - 2013.07.05 23:32:00 -
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SILVERBACK 01 wrote:MARSTON VC is the winner for his exellent depiction of a SILVERBACK
Money money money time then???? Pay me and ill continue my research on the noble, (and terrifying) silverback! |
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